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Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: dance, humorous, insect, romance, , cute,

Don'T Bug Me

Tom went to the ugly bug ball Strange insects invaded the hall Folks dressed up as fleas, Cockroaches and bees The smile on his face said it all Tom hoped for a little romance Asked a cute centipede to dance She whacked him on the nose When he trod on her toes He went home in an ambulance! 7th April 2017

Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: body, dance, fun, humorous, silly, song, woman,

Witch's Titties

Oh, my name is Witch's Titties 
	I'm the leader of the band
Tho' only two in numbers 
	they sag down where life is grand
They swing like gaucho's bolos 
	to excite your fancy balls
Can toss 'em o'er my shoulders 
	to go dancing up the walls

Poem Details | by Jack Clark |
Categories: dance, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,

While Close Dancing

On the dance-floor they did a zigzag
But he was an ol’ scallywag:
-	“If you feel something hard
-	Pay no regard …
It’s just my colostomy-bag”

Poem Details | by Richard Lamoureux |
Categories: dance, humorous,

Pole Dancer

I just love the way she dances.
The way around the pole she twirls.
With such confidence she prances.
I just love the way she dances!
She is not afraid to take chances.
Around the May pole with other girls.
I just love the way she dances.
The way around the pole she twirls!

Tell me which Triolet I should enter into Freddie's Contest

For Freddie's Triolet Contest.
Written September 27th, 2014.

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: body, dance, humorous,

Pole Dancing - For Dale

An acrobat whose name is Dale Went pole dancing with his wife Gail When he did the starfish He looked such a dish But suddenly Gail's face turned pale As he performed his sexy pole dance He'd got no undies under his pants Poor Dale was distraught When his todger got caught It cut short a night of romance 13th July 2017

Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: dance, green, humorous,

Misguided Sean

There once was lad named Sean,
Who thought he was a leprechaun.
He dressed all in green,
And pinched the colleens,
Then danced a jig until dawn.

(Colleen - an Irish girl)

Poem Details | by Richard Lamoureux |
Categories: character, dance, giggle, old,

Wrinkles and Twinkles

Old guys
don’t look cool in jeans
with frayed fabric
and faded seams

So I’ve developed
my own unique style
with colourful clothing 
accessorized with a smile

For this old guy
a stylish cap is my choice 
I have a twinkle in my eye
and a kind gentle voice

It’s true I don’t wear
a younger man’s clothes 
It would make me look silly 
and I’m not one to pose

So no fashion from Paris
Italy or France
But if you play me some music
I’ll ask you to dance

So even though Old Guys
don’t look cool in jeans
We’re cool in our own way
still living our dreams

Wrinkles and twinkles
A smile and a wink 
Colourful clothes with a cap
happy to join you for a drink.

Poem Details | by Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories: humor,

Dinosaur Dance

Dinosaurs just loved to take the floor and dance
On tippy toes the size of garden sheds
And when they did they’d sashay strut and prance
Harmonic beats would shake Jurassic beds

They tripped the light fantastic verging heavy
Their favourite moves were known as the galumphs
You’d find them all way down upon the levee
In tutus and industrial grade pumps

Brontosauri would impress with pirouettes 
Making small tornados interspersed with gales
But the T Rex topped it all doing entrechats
Causing seismic action gauged on Richter scale

Their performances gave them renowned distinction
Although some say that it led to their extinction


Poem Details | by Pepper Jones |
Categories: funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, dance, dance,


I got up at six this morning
Feeling kind of weak
I had a shave and showered
As I walked my bones would creak

I have very bad arthritis
But I can kill the pain
I just have to take Viagra
Then go back to bed again

My girl is exasperated
Found out six months ago
A Viagra in the morning
Will keep me on the go

I cuddled next to her
":Lets dance they're playing our song"
Sleepy eyed she lay there
Snoring all along

Next morning I woke up
A note said she was gone
"Next time you hear your music
You must dance it all alone"

Poem Details | by Line Gauthier |
Categories: dance, funny, judgement, voice,

All Pirates Not Created Equal

Type casting Pirates of Penzance
Lining up those who’ll sing and dance
Some aced the illusion
Others beyond delusion
Laughing so hard I wet my pants 

AP: 3rd place 2020, Honorable Mention 2020

Submitted on April 8, 2019 for contest PIRATE THEMED LIMERICK sponsored by TANIA KITCHIN  -  RANKED 4TH

Poem Details | by Emilia James |
Categories: dance, drink, fun, humorous,

Night Out Pass Out

Night Out Pass Out

Half hour

Teeth clean
No green

Paint nails
Smudge fail

Broke nail
More fail

Cold air
Leg wear

Jeans tight
Won fight

Done in 
Drink gin

Room spin
Less gin

Rave shout
Turn out

Dance moves
Bad grooves

Dance bump
With Trump

Not him 
Was Jim

More drink
Cant think

I cry 
Oh why?

Booze talk 
Can't walk

Night gone
All worn

Go home
With gnome

Feel sick
Move quick

Pass out
Snore pout

Sleep tight 
Night Night

Poem Details | by Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories: dance, fun, giggle, halloween, silly,

Witches' Ring

Pumpkin party was in full swing
the ghosts and ghouls began to sing
	they sang off key
	it tickled me
 as I danced ‘round the witches’ ring.

Poem Details | by Timothy Brumley |
Categories: funny, nature

The Aunt Dance

An Italian once courted my Aunt

Who was bitten by ants in his pants

     So he screamed, "Mama Mia!"

     "I got the gonorrhea!"

That's when he learned the frying pan dance!

                            Timothy I. Brumley

Poem Details | by Suresh Babu Palani |
Categories: celebration, cheer up, dance, emotions, feelings, holiday, humor, life, new year, new years day, poetry, seasons,

Cocktail Party

New year's eve-
Regrets and hopes dance

Poem Details | by Sam Ruby |
Categories: angst, art, beautiful, beauty, boyfriend, butterfly, caregiving, childhood, computer-internet, confusion, courage, cowboy-western, dance, dark, daughter, dedication, depression, devotion, dream, funny, girl, girlfriend, goodbye, growing up, happiness, humorous, inspirational, lost, lost love, nostalgia, peace, romance, romantic, sad, song, teen, time, uplifting, women, me, love, me,


Your  love pricks me like a rose each thorn grows but no one knows Your so full of 
it as it shows so carry on now go on, go. I'm fed up with the phony and  i'm 
through with the tears, you couldn't pay me all your money to make up for those 
years. Someone help me I feel faint how could I think he was such a saint and 
worst of all I let me fall into a spiral down below. A magic called love carried 
by the dove of someone I use to know.

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: dance, humorous, relationship, silly,

Terrifying Tina

A petite ballerina named Tina Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner When she got in the sack She was on the attack At the size and the shape of his ‘wiener’ Her suitors would then try to dodge her After insults on their little todger But listen up guys I have a surprise She’s transgender and she was once Rodger! New or Old 4 - Poetry Contest Sponsored by Eve Roper 20th March 2016

Poem Details | by The Grahamburglar |
Categories: dance, humor, humorous, silly,

Dancing Bears

giant bears
waltz: One, two, three.
One, two, three.
right on
Off they


Entry for Contest: Shall We Waltz?
Host: Kim Merryman

*in the Air Force we had a program for Airmen who were struggling to meet the physical fitness requirements, which we referred to in a sort of tongue-in-cheek manner as "The Dancing Bears" program.

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: dance, humorous, sexy,

Fabulous At Forty

Felicity was a flirtatious foxy female aged forty Her daring cabaret act was really quite naughty She would pole dance in her skimpy attire Men would be filled with such burning desire The club installed showers to extinguish their fire! Contest: Forty Sponsor: Silent One 01~24~16

Poem Details | by Rufus Reed |
Categories: dance, children, kids, funny,

Tu Plus Tu

A ballerina's tutu,
Should be called a four,
Unless she's wearing two tutus,
And then it's even more.

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: dance, funny, funny love, giggle, humor, husband, soulmate,


once a young student from gilroy

had wished to marry a tomboy

both parents protested

and had him arrested

and forced him to join the bolshoi.

Poem Details | by Warner Baxter |
Categories: body, dance, funny, girl, jobs, lust, sexy,

Downtown - Adult


Poem Details | by Warner Baxter |
Categories: dance, funny, girl, hilarious, humorous, paris, silly,

Another Girl From France


Poem Details | by Theresa Cw |
Categories: humor, nonsense, , western,

Jack and Jill Went To a Dance

Jack and Jill Went to A Dance

Jack and Jill went out to a western dance
Though Jill did think she would prance and prance
what did happen next
Jill did get perplexed
Jack danced on her toes, threw fer-de-lance.

Note: A fer-de-lance is a type of a snake

Written: Dec. 1, 2015

Poem Details | by Barry Stebbings |
Categories: dance, fruit, humor,

You Can Never Dance a Tango With a Mango

You Can Never Dance A Tango With A Mango

     You can never dance a Tango With a Mango

     And the Damson is a drama in the Jive.

     And the Grapefruit you can bet

     Has not done the Rhumba yet

     And that a Kumquat does the Foxtrot

     Is entirely false.

     The Samba when in season can be entirely pleasin’

     But the Mango cannot Tango or dance the Waltz.


    For 'Daft' contest by Kevin Shaw

Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: dance, funny, girlfriend, humor, money, work,

My Pole Dancer

This Pole Dancer she was with me
All other men must pay her fee
Still I must confess
My family’s stress
But Polish dance lessons aren’t free