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Poem Details | by Poet Destroyer A |
Categories: adventure, blessing, corruption, earth, environment, funny, nature,

Earth Day

~Planet of the apes~

Ape should inherit the world
Perhaps  --maybe, just maybe!
Earth has a chance 


Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: funny, holiday

Valentine's Day Musings

All year long he puts my heart on a shelf
No surprise I’d rather be by myself
     If there’s no Valentine treat
     From this worthless hunk of meat
He can go on making love to himself

Remember there’s an “I” in Valentine
So if no one’s around to say, “Be mine”
     Just splurge – get a new hairdo
     Party with an all-girl crew
Check out the divorce rate and say, “I’m fine”

*For Francine's Valentine Limerick contest

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous, valentines day, roses are red,

My Funny Valentine

Roses are red Violets are blue I’m up for a quickie Do you fancy one too? 13th February 2015

Poem Details | by Mark J. Halliday |
Categories: chocolate, holiday, humorous, religion, valentines day,


Not much is known about him,
But all girls love him.

Saint Valentine's Feast,
On February fourteenth:
Mostly chocolates!

It would make more sense
To honor Aphrodite...
So then, why don't we?!

Poem Details | by Dennis Davis |
Categories: culture, funny, granddaughter, grandfather, humorous, political, presidents day,

Presidents Day

I was eating breakfast yesterday with my 12 year old granddaughter and I asked her “What day is tomorrow?”  Without skipping a beat she said, “Its Presidents Day!” She is so smart, so I asked her “What does Presidents Day mean?” I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or even Clinton. She replied “Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow we have another year of bull ****.” You know it hurts like hell when hot coffee spurts out of your nose.

Poem Details | by Gerard Keogh Jr. |
Categories: fantasy, funny, parody, science fiction

B Horror On a Beach Day.

Soon the curious swelled to a mob.
as they gathered to gape at the glob.
Someone prods with a stick.
as another screams: " Quick!"
"We must run for our lives! It's the Blob!"

Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: funny,

A Ku Ku Krazy Day

a very loud noise
started ringing from my clock—
I fell out of bed

a bumped water glass
rolling across the hard floor—
I slipped on my head

a loud screaming sound
resonated through the house—
my face turned bright red

my husband woke up
hysterically laughing—
I was on the floor

I could not get up
without someone assisting—
ku ku krazy day

I went back to bed
wondering what day it was—
perhaps, tomorrow

Ó April 18, 2012
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

Written for Poetry Soup Member Contest:  ????.....!!!!!.....Ku Ku Crazy......!!!!!.....???? 
Sponsor	Tracie ~*~ Indigo Dreamweaver

Poem Details | by Bl Devnath |
Categories: funny, love, valentines day,

Emotional Utterance

old tigers from dens
                                waiting to come out of sleep 
                                      for Valentines kiss 

                                      old tigresses fear
                                    emotional utterance 
                                    may be played again

               Wish you all P.S. friends Happy Valentines Day, enjoy

               For Contest: 101 in a ROW contest -5
               Sponsored by: PD

Poem Details | by Pat Adams |
Categories: christmas, holiday, horror, humor,

Santa's Bad Day

The elves filled Santa's sack with toys
For all the good little girls and boys

When he lifted it up he used his back
Instead of his legs and he tore his sack

An elf gave a band-aid to Santa, their proctor
Santa said, "No, I need to go to a doctor"

But sadly a doctor he would do without
There was no time, so he started his route

He stood up in the sleigh, his jewels in a brace
Yelling, "OW, Merry Christmas!", all over the place!

Poem Details | by Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories: humor,

Moving Day

I jotted the number down with a pen
called and set the date of time and when
two men and a truck
finally showed up
outside my door stood two stick figured men


Poem Details | by Ed Morris |
Categories: funny, humorous, poetry, poets,

A Day In the Life of An Aspiring Villanelle Poet

This form repeats too much, I say.
It’s hard to write a villanelle—
I’ll try again some other day.

My rhyme begins without delay;
It’s going fine, then—what the hell?
This form repeats too much, I say.

Doggone it! This is not okay!
I’m under some nefarious spell.
I’ll try again some other day.

But no, I cannot stay away.
I breathe, then smell that same old smell:
This form repeats too much, I say.

I took the bait; I’ve fallen prey;
The crude result I cannot tell—
I’ll try again some other day.

And thus I end this odd ballet.
(I’ve really never danced too well.)
This form repeats too much, I say;
I’ll try again some other day.

Poem Details | by Paloma P |
Categories: allegory, day, deep, emotions, fear, humor, hyperbole,

Nothing More Or Less

hid insecurities within
  ambiguous humor &
   convoluted whimsies,
rules consistently changing
 in a game which required
hardly more than breath,
  nothing less than obscurity
     twisting a fallible fancy, 
    seizing day's intangibility

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous,

And On the 7th Day He Rested - Bawdy

I heard of a fella named Roger Who had the most ginormous todger Guys envied his dong (Twas twelve inches long) Six widows now share Rodger lodger! These widows don’t charge Roger rent But night after night Roger’s spent - This randy young chappy Sure makes these gals happy I’m surprised his todger’s not bent 05/17/21

Poem Details | by Lindsay Laurie |
Categories: humor,

One Day I'Ll Get There

Hi ho! Hi ho! Off to the gym I go,
but a friend rang me wouldn’t you know.
Now I’m sorry to say,
I can’t make it today.
That makes it three thousand days in a row.

Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: angst, humor, valentines day,

Valentine Schmalentine

VALENTINE SCHMALENTINE Walking on bleeding hearts like eggshell parts My valentine broke Cupid’s angel wings I don’t know what to believe when he brings Ample heart-shaped boxes of Chocolate darts We’ve been together since I don’t know when He loves me he loves me not a gold ring He comes home when he wants to, it’s his thing Doesn’t like when I question where’s he been Hopefully he’ll propose on bended knee Expecting a dozen wild red roses Or lay some myself where he decomposes And his valentine, that’s me, will be free
1/21/2017 Contest

Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: humorous, valentines day,


Valen-time  a woman's perspective 
Inspired by one of Jan Alison's recent writes

You've given me red roses
carnations violets too
You even gave me tulips
To show your love was true

But now these days it seems
that the garden must be dead
'Cause the only kind of (flower)
that I get's for making bread

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: car, humorous,

Always Pay and Display Or You'Ll Make Rita's Day

Sour Rita is a meter maid she’s checking car drivers have paid if you step out of line she will issue a fine of Rita drivers are afraid Her beady eyes dart round the lot she’s looking for folk who forgot to pay and display and it makes her day to impose a fine like a shot From fining she’ll never deter don’t attempt to reason with her - just zip up your gob she’s doing her job next journey arrange a chauffeur! 4/26/19

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: food, for her, humorous,

She Masticates Three Times a Day

Sweet Caren’s an ace masticator and opens her mouth like a gator Breakfast dinner and tea She will chew thoroughly Her husband just acts as her waiter! Inspired by this poem written by Caren Krutsinger Posted with full permission of Caren 8/11/18

Poem Details | by David Welch |
Categories: children, day, fun, humor, seasons, winter, youth,

Kids' Snow Day

Just last night we got two feet of snow,
enough to make all of the school’s close,
kids get excited, ready to blow,
made them put on all their heavy clothes,
what happened next everybody knows,
the boys ran outside, started a row,
air crisscrossed with snowballs they throw,
if you get hit you feel slushy woe
until soaked socks chill up the toes,
how winter should be, I deem it so!
My teenage daughter flips through her phone,
into the white she’s too ‘cool’ to go,
the couch, it seems, is permanent home,
my son with snowball creeps up real low,
I hear her shrieks, and just say,”Oh no.”
This day really does belong to the snow.

Poem Details | by Rhona Mcferran |
Categories: assonance, childhood, humor, humorous, silly, youth,

Rainy Play Day

Slosh Sploshes
in my Galoshes
reveling in the rain

Muddle Muck
I am a Duck
and cannot be contained

Flap Slap
something Madcap
waddling soaking wet

My mother says
I am the Muddiest
thing she has ever met!

Poem Details | by Maurice Rigoler |
Categories: dark, humor,

Judgement Day

On Judgment Day, the throne in view,
religionists gather of every hue.
Waiting nervously for their day in court,
the Lord’s proceedings proved quite short.
Spoke the Lord: Because I am omniscient
my knowledge of one and all is sufficient.
Nor should each fear a reward infernal,
though be assured it will be just and eternal.
And so, give ear now to my wise decision –
and, please, no scoffing or derision:
As to who among you taught my true light,
that I leave to each one to decide who was right.
At this the crowds grew restless and angry,
accusations turned violent then bloody.
Thus the Lord showed no bias and no favor,
leaving the outcome to centuries-old behavior.

Poem Details | by Zamreen Zarook |
Categories: age, angel, beautiful, beauty, body, boyfriend, celebration, celebrity, change, character, creation, desire, emotions, children, friendship, girl, girlfriend, hero, humorous, i love you, image, life, memorial day, memory, middle school, relationship, romantic, school, society, student, teen, teenage, truth, wisdom, woman, women, words, world, youth,

Fake Words

Fake Words – Zamreen Zarook

God have given us mouth,
Not to speak to north and south,
Tongue is given under an oath,
So it’s our duty to protect them both.

Girls chat fake with boys,
Having a notion that the boys are toys,
They often make varied noise,
Thinking to keep a trap on handsome guys.

Boys are also human being,
So it’s not possible being clean,
Things varies in the way they are seen,
So positive thinking will make you keen.

Boys’ minds are pure,
As it is pure bio,
So don’t try to pour vino,
Which will take decades to get cure.

Poem Details | by Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories: humorous,

- We Do It Around 14 Times a Day -

You blamed that fart of him ?
Always blame it on the dog
Lying !
Liars !
Lie !
The truth about lies
Do not blame other
This happens every time you fart

I understand that it can
required fees when cows farting
Much air from four stomachs in a cow
Large air pollution

A-L Andresen :)

Poem Details | by Jslambert Mister Roboto |
Categories: caregiving, childhood, confusion, family, father, children, funny, happiness, holiday, husband, imagination, life, mother, natural disasters, nature, parody, people, places, satire, social, son, teen, wife

Redneck Father's Day------


"Storm over yet...?"

"Well hay'ell ye'ah! 
 sum'body git me a da'gumm cole beer.
 whadda'bou  that boy th'er?
 sum'body git him'a cole beer too!"

"Diddy! that boy ain't nothin' but 8 years old!"

"Wha'choo sayin? 
 na'I don't give a jolly'durn, if he ain't nuttin but 8 year'owed!
 'dat boy dun' sat him thr'ew a big ol', storm! 
 torna'durr warnin' too!
 he gonna have him'a cole burr;  
 on me!"
 my treat!
 mama, git him'a cole burr! 
 ro'tt now; 
 ta'days father's day!" 

© 2011  ~JSLambert Esquire

Poem Details | by Arlene Smith |
Categories: funny, funny love, valentines day,

Redneck Valentine

You melt my butter.
You sop my gravy.
There is no other
like my redneck baby.

You're the frost on my mug;
the salt on my pretzel.
You really squish my mud.
You're the one I want to wrestle.

But if faithful, you're not,
or you be loose and fast;
not Cupid's arrow shot,
but mine, in your ***!

Love, Arlene