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Poem Details | by Joe Dimino |
Categories: cute love, dedication, destiny, devotion, humorous, love, wisdom,

A Headlight On My Deer

There is no right way...
there are only wrong
ways – there is no 
Luke-warm love, for
love is not a portion
nor temperature...not
a two-step – but a toward
You Step. And we know love
when we see it...let it 
happen~yes, free it!

Too often we flee it;
failures leave a lasting
mark – making us Leary
of future spark – once a 
flame ignited, and then
smothered out, can leave
a nasty ash; better to make
the dash~yes, run. Before
the heart is barbecued~ 

But no one has ever won
if not a wager on the board
of life – just ask my very
wise wife – who made a purse
out of a sow's ear...her headlight
on my deer.

Poem Details | by Randy Johnson |
Categories: angst, animals, funny,

Deer Hunting

(This is a fictional poem)

When my friend and I went deer hunting, I accidentally shot a doe.
If you're wondering if I got away with it, the answer is no.
It was a bad day for me to lose my glasses.
The game warden saw us and he kicked our _____.
We got the crap beat out of us even though it was two against one.
After beating us to a bloody pulp, he put a second hole in our butts with my gun.
We had to sleep on our stomachs for weeks, it was terrible to go through.
We went through all of that misery and we didn't even get some damn venison 

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny, holiday,

Saddle Up Them Deer!

Santa Claus has been unemployed all year

On the dole watching TV drinking beer

Ms. Claus was going berserk

Its Christmas time you fat jerk

Get off your duff and saddle up them deer

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Placed No. 1 in Francine Roberts "Christmas" Contest - December 2010

Poem Details | by Iolanda Scripca |
Categories: death, nature, sad, sky, giggle,

Death of the Deer

Chasing dazzled eyes of dew
Forests tickling greenness at my toes
Pebbles giggle lullabies in blue
Thirst is penetrating soul...

Echoed steps worries the skies
Violins long for their trees
Thunder without lightning shoots 
Wounded sunset bleeds on heart

Chased and dazzled, color-blinded
Grass turns sky and sky is dirty...
No more thirst, a deaf encounter
Hunters of my soul...and I...

Poem Details | by Anna J Carroll |
Categories: funny,

The Deer On the Peer of Last Year

Just sitting here
On top of a peer
Drinking a beer
Watching a deer
It is so near
I see it clear
Can't believe my ears
I heard it say rear
I shed a tear
This is my fear
Just like last year

Poem Details | by Harold Hunt Sr |
Categories: funny,

The Deer Hunter

The Deer Hunter
I grab my gun and to the woods. Thinking today will be fun.
I stand next to a tree not to pee .Justas I see a bear coming towards me.
I drop my gun and start to run. 
As I hear my gun go bang. I look to see the bear on the run.
But on the ground under a tree I see . A deer just for me.
So I take my deer and have another beer. 
Thinking deer meat for me tonight

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Oh Deer

When a doe runs across the street
A stag will soon follow her feet
You may rant and rave,
"The buck is not brave!"
but her tail intimates a treat!

Poem Details | by Elton Camp |
Categories: humor,

Deer Me

Deer Me!

By Elton Camp and Maria Camp

Safely in woods a deer can bound
The thickest trees easily get around

Although running right beside
With another deer never collide

Models of grace as well as speed,
With all the control they need

All that will soon disappear
If a busy highway draws near

Into traffic they will dash
Causing a devastating crash

No matter if it’s day or night
They will fail to react right

When driving always look hard
Against a deer remain on guard

The speeding car is ten feet away
“I can make it,” the deer will say

Poem Details | by Sandra Haight |
Categories: animal, funny, word play,

Dear Deer

Two deer stand near- soon stop to hop in barred front yard. O'er stump they jump- leap dense black fence. Each rubs my shrubs then nips and clips to scrunch and munch. Their thrill until they pare shrubs bare. Oh, dear! Bad deer!! November 16, 2022 Premiere Contest: A New Hiku Footle or Tanka Sponsor: Brian Strand

Poem Details | by Frederic Gray |
Categories: humor, parody, song,

Do a Deer

Do a deer, a female deer
Ray, a singer that is blind
Me, the most important thing
Fa, a rhyme I cannot find
So, you looking rather woke
LA, a city that's all show
Tea, some leaves that you can smoke
and that sells for lots of dough,
(no, no, no)