Humorous and funny Dementia poems and/or funny poems about Dementia. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Dementia funny poems!
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
angel, funny, girlfriend,
With Slight Dementia
old man
retiring
with slight dementia
horny
with sturdy sled
and little to offer
looking for attractive
young female and/or male
with good body
compassionate
needing little
season greeting
send photo
off season
between
January and October
to Santa Claus
Saint Barts
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
funny, old, old,
Dementia
In the dictionary beside the word 'dementia'
Is a picture of your man Jackers
The description reads 'he's off his noodle'
This man is totally crackers
Not a sane thought in his whole damn noodle
Couldn't handle it if there was
Probably freak out and strip down naked
Running hell bent from the fuzz
Now Jackers shouldn't be judged too harshly
He's really a gentle old soul
Just that the years have caught up with old Jackers
He's no longer the one in control
So don't go feeling all depressed for this dude
He's a real happy camper inside
All he knows is he's loved by you friendlies
And he's just along for the ride
© Jack Ellison 2012