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Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
health, humorous,
My dentist’s such a sadistic guy
No injection, I emit a cry
Open mouthed at his bill
Pain is much worse until
Quite slyly I knee him in his fly!
1/10/19
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
funny, health, pain,
Once upon a time recently
To dentist went confidently
He gave huge novacaine
Suppose to ease my pain
To my heart went incidently
The dentist chiseled tooth away
I didn't want to play rest of day
The morning after~Oh! well
I'll just say, upon pain did dwell
But money to him still will pay
Sponsor: Black-Eyed Susan
Contest: The Worst Morning After
Written Monday, July 22, 2013
One week since the procedure
and I am still having some pain..
My heart still hasn't settled completely
either..
Poem Details | by
Daver Austin |
Categories:
funny
Here's a tangled thready mass of dental floss
Glued on some canvas board with gesso
Each layer of the spider's snare dyed a different color
One layer dried then layered o'er another
Oh the marl-morning sour-gut history
The saw-toothed plaque-frozen mystery!
There's corn beans and sirloin on the string
Microscopic V-8 a thermal-digested chicken wing
Good bad medium days
Hidden 'neath and in filet
Here's Jackson Pollock with his dripping
Splashing abstract expressionism
Pollock though a genius failed
In splashing paint pale after pale
To realize a more thrifty less messy way
To say through teeth what he had to say
Poem Details | by
Eric Niehoff |
Categories:
emotions, fear, funny, humor, poems, poetry,
Anxiety
Sitting in the chair
Hope they work with care
Anything to numb the pain
Fear driving insane
Numbness
Novocain takes effect
From my fear it will protect
Now with relaxation
I feel no sensation
Comfort
They treat me so nice
Definitely worth the price
Excited to help my smile
Although it may take awhile
Impatient
Hours have gone by
I let out a big sigh
Will it ever end?
My mouth needs to mend
Relief
The dentist now complete
Amazed at their feat
Plans to finish are made
My insecurities start to fade.
Poem Details | by
Emile Pinet |
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, funny, humorous, imagery,
There once was an old geezer named bob
who loved to munch on corn on the cob
but since he wore false teeth
kernels got underneath
and so he'd turn them down with a sob.
Sitting on the can he read an add
touting a brand new fancy doodad
so he pulled up his pants
got some dental implants
and chomps more corn than he ever had.
(Limerick)
04/26/2020
Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Janice Canerdy
Poem Details | by
Panagiota Romios |
Categories:
humor, image, memory, pain,
~ DENTAL DRAMA ~
Heart leaping as a leopard, wildly.
Room spinning as a tornado, so violently!
X-Rays shoved in my mouth here and then, there.
My sweaty palms grasp the arms of the leather chair.
Plastic-masked, monsters with huge needles they come.
Making my jaw, dead and so woefully, numb.
The drama, the fear, all was for naught.
Pain from suffering was given, so blessedly sought!
February 19, 2020
2:30pm PST