Humorous and funny Dentist poems and/or funny poems about Dentist. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Dentist funny poems!
Written by
Barry Stebbings
Categories:
humor,
Jill the Dentist
Jill The Dentist
There was once a dentist named Jill
Who thought she was good with a drill
And found doing a filling
Really quite thrilling;
If only her patients stayed still.
06/04/17
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
humor,
The Dentist
jargon
of the mouth
i know it well
the dentist he can spell
in C A P S
9/4/2019
Written by
Kim Merryman
Categories:
angst, funny,
A Trip To the Dentist
I went to the dentist today,
And the fee that I had to pay,
For one little tooth,
Was highly uncouth.
It's highway robbery, I say!
7/18/13
Written by
Charles Henderson
Categories:
funny,
The Dentist
the dentist
discussing my treatment - -
his bottom plate moves
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, fantasy, giggle, humorous,
Vampire Visits the Dentist
Dracula had the most terrible toothache,
so he booked to see his dentist Mr Payne.
An evening appointment was requested;
as Dracula only rose after the sun had set
When Dracula walked through the door
a blast of garlic breath hit him in the face;
Dracula bit his lip as he had a huge fit
Mr Payne had forgotten his patient’s allergy!
The dentist put on his surgical mask,
whilst he removed Dracula’s rotten fangs;
Sadly for Dracula, he can no longer bite necks,
now he’s being treated for severe anaemia!
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Sponsored by Broken Wings
Word chosen – Vampire
09-24-17
Written by
Judy Valko
Categories:
kids, halloween, humor,
Dentist
Dentist
While polishing some canine teeth
and cleaning out some gums.
the werewolf bit down viciously
on the dentist’s thumbs.
Although he bit him brutally,
nothing will transpire.
The patient was a werewolf,
but the dentist’s a vampire!
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Greetings To My Dentist
Greetings to My Dentist
Just thought that I would drop by for a while
So I could show off my shiny, great smile
And also my friend here is the final clincher,
I have been brushing my nice, new denture.
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
humorous, word play,
At the Dentist
With London's front teeth knocked out of her face
It's left to her dentist those teeth to replace
With his work at an end
Don't let her look offend
London's bridge is falling down is the case!
Written by
Tom Cunningham
Categories:
humor,
Frederick the Rogue Dentist
A rogue dentist called Frederick McCrouth
Brought misery to many a ones mouth
Caused his patients great pain
Done for profit and gain
Eventually their teeth all fell south.
Frederick's nickname was' dentist from hell'
Gold implants at a high price he would sell
He was caught in a trap
Is now up on a rap
Justice caught him and he's now in a cell.
Written on 9th January 2019
For limerick 11 poetry contest
Sponsored by Joseph May.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, fun, funny, humorous, light,
Dentist Named Dick
There once was a dentist named Dick
He inflicted pain with a kick
A patient named Fred
Was soon seeing red,
So he jumped down and ran out quick.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
abuse, anti bullying, cheer up, conflict, giggle, humor, humorous,
dentist
my dentist seemed well suited
some friends though this disputed
but after a quack
at my dental plaque
i found him well web footed.
Written by
Thomas Wells
Categories:
humor, hyperbole, nonsense, satire,
What My Dentist Said
I spoke out against the moral depravity.
My words were filled with emotional gravity.
But my dentist told me I just had another cavity.
Written by
Paul Curtis
Categories:
funny
The Buddhist At the Dentist
The Buddhist monk
Following dental examination
Refused an injection
For his required dental extrication
Instead he chose to
Transcend dental medication
Written by
Geoffrey Brewer
Categories:
humor,
Pain Free Dentist
THE PAIN-FREE DENTIST
Now a dentist who’s rich and quite willing
Offers painless extraction and filling
Patients blissful succumb
Quite untroubled and numb
Rest pain-free until they see the billing
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
goodbye, humor,
Adios Dear Dentist
Adios dear dentist with shots, x-rays and drills
Adieu root canals, crowns, and skyrocketing bills
With just gums underneath
I'm outliving my teeth
G'day dear hot oatmeal, ciao vitamin pills
12/20/22
Written by
Tania Kitchin
Categories:
humorous,
The Dentist of Gold
Abe was a dentist known for his gold crowns
Beautiful smiles, now a status in town
Could cost quite a mint
Depends on the glint
Even in some pets gold teeth could be found
1/10/19
10, 10, 5, 5, 10 (Howmanysyllables.com)
Written by
Janis Medders Tobechi
Categories:
humor,
Dentist Ben
Dentist Ben
Hampton had a dentist named Ben,
Inflowed nitrous gas to begin.
Just then his wife called.
Kept on talking that's all.
Life until paroled from the pen.
1/20/19
Limerick II Poetry Contest Sponsor Joseph May NA
Written by
Mark Koplin
Categories:
humor,
Away At the Dentist
Away at the dentist
No relief all night
If he starts to hurt me
his hand I will bite
When I open my mouth
he says, "There it is.
You've got a cavity."
Well duh, Doc. Gee whiz
I'll need an injection
to handle the fill
My request was ignored
cause I hear the drill
This is taking too long
I think I might faint
This guy must be a quack
A dentist he ain't
Written by
Crystol Woods
Categories:
humor, silly, tiger,
Dentist Donkey
Came Tiger with sore, rotten teeth
To Doc Donkey to get some relief
“Smells like you've had treats,
Just what did you eat?”
Numbed Tiger said, “Ath, juth a pieth”
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
future, giggle, health,
No Dentist To Thrive
O, may the day soon arrive
when no dentist will thrive
The sound of their drill
a mere swallow of a pill
Fine careers may disappear
and dental schools fold
So, hold your applause
'til your dentist's too old
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, humor,
Dentist In San Fran Bay
Marrying a chemist seemed okay
He appeared normal most of the day
When their boy DeRide
Formed sesquioxide
No one was surprised in San Fran Bay
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
drug, humorous, pain,
A Dentist Visit
Off to the dentist’s office today.
I have a tooth that is having its say.
He says he can’t fix it for another month
I left his office after saying, “hurrumph!”
The tooth was capped without a canal
It has been perfectly all right until now.
A root canal is apparently in my future
It appears I won’t need a frontal suture.
He says the tooth is beginning to abcess
I’ll take some antibiotics or be in distress.
Nothing quite like it to ruin my day
Is it the pain? Or the bill I’ll have to pay?
written July 26, 2021
Written by
James Peranteau
Categories:
humor,
sexy dentist
.
babble
garble
Stop
don't
Swallow
Written by
Subimal Sinha-Roy
Categories:
funny,
Fine Dentist
Cool donkey earned fame as a fine dentist.
For toothache his dinner glum tiger missed.
His wide open mouth of dread,
the donkey looked at, and said,
“your canines need extraction, I insist.”