Humorous and funny Devotion poems and/or funny poems about Devotion. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Devotion funny poems!
Written by
Ann Rich
Categories:
dedication, devotion, faith, funny, inspirational, introspection
Eternity
I am looking right at you and you don’t even know it.
I will deter your intent and throw you off a steep cliff.
But in the air will be my snuff and gruff you can sniff.
Eventually I will have some sort of mercy of just a bit.
Surely we are above empowering manners of tat for tit.
Maybe I’ll light a scented candle and blow you my whiff.
Or maybe I will strand you grounding your bones to stiff.
Opposed or decomposed and still composed I won’t quit.
Upside down,
Inside or out,
I’ll throw down.
I am the clout.
Don’t mistake my identity,
Either or, it’s your eternity.
® Registered: Ann Rich 2009
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
cute love, dedication, destiny, devotion, humorous, love
A Headlight On My Deer
There is no right way...
there are only wrong
ways – there is no
Luke-warm love, for
love is not a portion
nor temperature...not
a two-step – but a toward
You Step. And we know love
when we see it...let it
happen~yes, free it!
Too often we flee it;
failures leave a lasting
mark – making us Leary
of future spark – once a
flame ignited, and then
smothered out, can leave
a nasty ash; better to make
the dash~yes, run. Before
the heart is barbecued~
overdone....
But no one has ever won
if not a wager on the board
of life – just ask my very
wise wife – who made a purse
out of a sow's ear...her headlight
on my deer.
Written by
Trinity Chasara
Categories:
addiction, cute love, dedication, devotion, funny love, love
I Love the Sound of Your Voice
I love the sound of your voice
My heart sings when you speak
Turns into symphonies and orchestras
Of sweet melodious bliss
That when my ear tastes
My inner joy swells and abounds
Like a river in spate
Unfettered, deep, and resounding
Fresh as the medleys of life
That feed from infinite vastness
I love the sound of your voice
It is soft as doves, captivating and beautiful
Granted to hear now and ever after
Through morning, noon and night
Summer, winter and spring
Then I would gather each sentiment
Like lilies and toss
Each scent that is hope and peace
Upon the bed of my soul
Where the voice that I love to hear
Would come to me with angel kisses
And be my lullaby.
Written by
Sheri Fresonke Harper
Categories:
caregiving, devotion, funny, health, miracle, passion
Slow Golf
Golfers ahead were really slow
because their dead balls just wouldn't go
we offered them beer,
later we found cheer--
they stepped aside to let it outflow.
Written by
Mark J. Halliday
Categories:
devotion, giggle, love, lust, sexy, song
Unnamed Song's Sexy Chorus
Snuggling and cuddling,
Caressing and fondling,
And all those other tender things
That happen in the night.
Teasing and tickling,
Sighing and giggling,
And so much profound feeling
When we hold each other tight.
Written by
Winsome Miller-Rowe
Categories:
color, devotion, emotions, funny love, gothic, halloween
Midnight Romance
How bright your eyes of cerulean blue
Look out from your porcelain face my dear
I saw those ivory teeth and I knew
That crimson blood would be flowing right here
Your cloak matches your obsidian brows
Absinthe is the green the grass we lie on
Love burning like charcoal as we carouse
Making our love last way before the dawn
Your sable hair reminds me of honey
And I crush my lips to yours oh so soft
I know that this is better than money
But do you agree? I noticed you coughed
Ash of roses the color I evoke
Before leaving you in a puff of smoke
Written by
Denise Morgan
Categories:
april, devotion, february, first love, fun, funny love
Springtime Lovers
Tulips in springtime
Expressed, two lovers kissing
Air aromatic
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
dedication, devotion, funny, people, philosophy, sports
Dirk Nowitzki
Impossible to stifle
the firing of a 7 foot
German Rifle
the Heat couldn't stop Dirk
from putting
in work
Congratulations to the 2011 NBA Champions
Dallas Mavericks
Written by
Naddy Zahari
Categories:
devotion, funny, girlfriend, love, rap, stress
Olive
Help me let you let me in
because I can’t deal with the acid rain
that is pouring through your brain.
It is causing too much chaos and strain.
How long shall this matter remain?
Seriously, we need no Jane
in the middle lane
to act like a membrane,
to channel our overpowering emotions
down the drain,
Can you please explain
why are you radiating cold disdain,
Don’t tell me our love is in vain!
Or do you find pleasure in pain?
Forget the train,
let’s fly off to Spain
before I go insane!
Written by
Jerry Dinzes
Categories:
devotion, funny, hope, urban,
A Limerick To Those Who Can Not Acknowledge the Evolution of Poetry:
You are witnessing a change in tone,
A new piece of the Rosetta Stone...
It may blow your mind
To find your behind
Has fallen quite far from the throne.
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
devotion, funny, visionary
Future Prediction For Home Buyers
Forget about mortgage or rent.
These days with our paychecks fast spent,
In the future I see
The hot question will be. . .
How much for one BIG sturdy tent?
For Carolyn Devonshire's Contest: Economic Woes Limerick
Written by
Annie Lander
Categories:
devotion, forgiveness, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, lost love,
Follow the Winner
Some folks always follow the winner
I didn't even have the courage
To tell you how you made me feel
Your laughter
Your body language
Way back then,
A wall flower.
you thought that I weren't good enough
Undeveloped beauty
Now, Virtuousness,
I am blooming;
People always follow the winner
Written by
Susan Clark
Categories:
blessing, celebration, devotion, funny love,
A Sweet Aroma
Walking like the tortoise;
my pace might be slow,
but it is steady.
And as I walk I carry a set of drums,
play a rhythm that is given to me.
This rhythm becomes part of my heart.
I follow after Jesus learning to turn
neither to the right or to the left.
Then I smell a sweet aroma;
this scent reminds me of Angel Food Cake.
I open my mouth in faith and take a bite
of that delicious fare...
then I continue to follow Jesus wanting
more of what He has for me; because
I find Him to be most delicious and nutritious
all at the same time!
S.E. Clark 2015
Written by
Julie Grenness
Categories:
allusion, devotion, feelings, for him, funny love, hero
Her Name Was Luna
HER NAME WAS LUNA
They nearly met when younger,
She met him on the 12th of never,
They grew old apart, whatever,
Ships in the night of stars,
Ever fond thoughts from afar,
She met him on the 12th of never,
Luna kept him young forever.
Written by
Joyce Wolayo
Categories:
allusion, boyfriend, desire, devotion, funny love,
Zain My Love
Zebras gallop in the distance reminding me of your love
Always on my mind when I need you
Inside my heart and body like a gallant giraffe
Nothing and no one could love me like you.
Zest doesn’t catch a fly but I would catch you
All around me it is a heaven you created
Impenetrable with no illusions, it’s us, you and me
Never looking back, your smile is a kiss Zain.
Zoom in like a camera, always and I will always say;
Amen with me and let it be forever, always my love
Inseparable as the sky and the moon
No one could change these feelings in a billion years.
Written by
Laura Breidenthal
Categories:
art, devotion, education, fantasy, funny, religion
Big Bang
Creator creates
then—BIG bang!
creators destroy
Written by
Roy Pett
Categories:
appreciation, devotion, friendship, funny love, humor, simple
Affection Not Perfection
She descended the stairs
Hair matted sleep in her eyes,
Cup of coffee toast and
marmalade please she cries,
Wearing her baggy cardigan
Night dress crumpled with stains,
No teeth in her mouth morning breath
Reminders of recently blocked drains,
To say the least she doesn't look
Her very best,
There again I'm a little shoddy
In my under pants and string vest,
How we look in the morning
to others we would not share,
Our love for each other has no
bounds just shows that we care.
Love is affection not perfection.
Written by
Cindy Fairey
Categories:
devotion, funny, happiness, husband, love, thank you
A Basket Full of Love
A Basket Full Of Love
Love him
when breakfast
aromas
wake you
and the coffee
he's holding
as you rise
shapes a smile
on your rested face
Cherish
when
you feel
the need
for a day off
from the chores
that
the love
he holds for you
gets
it done
with no objection
Admire him
as the
attraction
he has
stays
when you look
your worst
and that
monthly curse
makes you scream
and cry at him
Affection
for his
embracing hugs
Appreciation of the
strong respect
as he
guards
his precious one
Each
new day
greeted together
take
a second
and
let him
idolize you
as you
worship him
Written by
Yuliya Lapaukhava
Categories:
beautiful, devotion, dog, humor, love, pets
Cute Puppies
Have you ever seen the little puppies,
Have you ever noticed how sweet and akward they are?
One puppy wants love, the second puppy wants attention,
The third puppy wants to bite the master's socks))
But every of them wants to show who the best and strongest is,
In a hierarchy of sweet and soft domestic dogs.
Mm.. love them!
P.S. devoted to my beloved dog Dars (childhood period of maturation)
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
computer-internet, depression, devotion, funny, happiness, hope
Xanax Sunshine
Contractual agreements with publisher caused DELETION
JS Lambert
Written by
Frances King
Categories:
animals, devotion, funny, pets, cat,
Undeserving (For Trudy's Hopelessly Devoted Contest)
She is the most demanding cat who ever shared my home.
She stares at me so balefully till I do what she wants,
And yet I love her more than any other cat I’ve owned.
She tramples on my feelings as she tramples on my plants
Then stalks away with nothing more than a disdainful glance.
Some people say of pussies, that you can’t tell them apart …
I treat all mine as equals … but Pandora has my heart ...
Written by
Robert Long Mellott
Categories:
angst, confusion, devotion, fantasy, friendship, funny
Reflections In the Firelight
The wood is piled
my emotions riled
Sweet expectations
settle in my soul
Sweat dappled brows
my emotions drowse
sudden conclusions
fill in the hole
of my heart.
The fire started in the pit
warming ourselves
in it's globe
and there we sit
like two lost elves
waiting to disrobe
Take your time,
Love
The perfect man
does exist.
rlm '09
Written by
Jan Oskar Hansen
Categories:
devotion, father, funny, tree, longing, fruit
Fruit Tree
The fruit tree.
Twilight, soon it will be dark, sparrows are flying back, god knows
where they have been. A flock meet in my plum tree, there is livid
arguing, who is going sit where. My tree doesn’t bear crops, yet
it is a fruit tree, my neighbour says so. I’m a plum tree too grew
up tall and stylish women flocked around me, I married five times
... and not a bloody plum. Grey trunk, limp leaves and when dusk
comes no one sits on my twigs; I have to invent stories of plums
I never had. Fine plums, juicy plums all of them females that never
matured and left me alone to fend for myself in time of solitude.
Night, and in my heart there a is longing for the unfeasible.
Written by
David Dowling
Categories:
animals, devotion, funny, imagination, loss
The Cat With One Ear
There once was a cat who had only one ear,
alas, only one ear had he.
How it was lost, one can only excogitate,
where it had gone, none had seen.
It could be contested it was intercepted,
by misfortune sneaking about it.
It was deemed quite plausible and not that improbable,
that carelessness, sadly, had found it.
-But the fact remained square, that it wasn't there,
and there was nothing more to say.
When asked if he missed it, he said, quite dismissive,
"I never saw it anyway".
Written by
Annie Lander
Categories:
beauty, dedication, devotion, happiness, humorous, love
What's In a Smile : Beauty
He captured her charm
Serenity and intelligence image
Frequent glances
From the canvas then back to her face
Asking her not to smile
Was like asking her not to breathe.
Patience isn’t her best trait
^
What’s in a smile? Beauty
And everything! Apparently
Such a shame it wasn’t image of a young woman
In her prim,
The one whom
Everyone got to know and love
^
Her strong features, her openness,
Transcend the warm of a morning rose bulb,
Blooming openly in the spring,
^
He paint the colors of an autumn theme
Instead of a warm spring;
The shape of her face,
The curve of the lips
Strong feature,
Yet, so inadequate
To be future queen