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Poem Details | by Tom Bell |
Categories: funny, love, parody, me,

Would You Be My Concubine?

I've asked this of many women,
And get strange looks towards my way,
And in all honesty,
I think I ought to say,
What the hell is a concubine??
Is it an imprisoned porcupine?
I just don't really know,
But, ask it I do, often,
With results too easy to show,
That's not a healthy rosy cheek,
But face-slaps I seem to seek,
Stings like all hell,
Oh, what, by God, do tell...
What the hell am I saying aloud,
And why does it leave me less than proud?

Gotta' get me one'a dem fancy dik-shun-arees
Else I be beaten down to my knees..........

Poem Details | by L Milton Hankins |
Categories: conflict, confusion, humorous, metaphor,

Upside Down - Inside Out

UPSIDE DOWN inverted, topsy-turvy unhinging, disorienting, confusing puzzle, somersault; details, viscera twisting, wearing, turning front to back, socks INSIDE OUT
written October 10, 2021

Poem Details | by Dave Collins |
Categories: anger, conflict, humorous, sick, wisdom,

Diamonte Dumbmonte

Irrevelant, trivial
Idiot, imbecile, moron, bastardo
Falling, vomitting, succombing
Unbecoming, reticient

Poem Details | by James Rasmusson |
Categories: funny, political,

Senator Foghorn

~Senator Foghorn~ (Diamante) Statesman honest, visionary working, serving, caring principled, dutiful, pragmatic, bureaucratic wheeling, dealing, conniving wonkish, corrupt Politician

Poem Details | by Simon Hamill |
Categories: food, funny, lust,

I Try To Resist

                   Feasting  famished,

           Flapjacks, frankfurter's, fajitas

       Flavoursome  food,  favourite  feast.

          Foreboding, forbidden, feeding

                   Fruitless,  fearful



Poem Details | by Michael Degenhardt |
Categories: funny, love, passion,

Middle of the Night Encounters

Sweaty, sultry
Yearning, tempting, loving
Emotions, desires, push, hate
Freezing, chilling, turning
Icy, frigid

Poem Details | by Paula Goldsmith |
Categories: beauty, color, garden, growth, humor, joy, uplifting,


pretty, colorful
looking, standing, swaying
vase, pot, yard, garden
spreading, growing, multiplying
ugly, bothersome
Date Written 8/5/2022

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: humor, humorous, husband, marriage, relationship, woman, work,

Husbands Are For Taming


Thoughtful, Kind

Sharing, caring, loving

Committed, Solid, Unsure, Wavering

Wandering, Preening, Seeking

Lost, Confused


Poem Details | by Charlotte Watkins |
Categories: betrayal, friendship, humanity, humorous, loneliness,


Why is it so, that so easily, my mind rebukes, the wisdom of its days, and follies with jokes of ill witted humour, which serendipidously challenge friendships hand, casts love and joy aside in an instant, derails the path ahead, and makes for a future, alone.

Poem Details | by Sotto Poet |
Categories: analogy, hilarious, smile,

Harsh Or Quiet

harsh sleepless weary looming working traveling career stint respite renewal Delighting regaling jesting felicity promise quiet
Written: August 24, 2021 Diamante Poetry For Fun - Your Choice of Theme Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Caren Krutsinger