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Poem Details | by tom bell |
Categories: funny, love, parody, me,

Would You Be My Concubine?

I've asked this of many women,
And get strange looks towards my way,
And in all honesty,
I think I ought to say,
What the hell is a concubine??
Is it an imprisoned porcupine?
I just don't really know,
But, ask it I do, often,
With results too easy to show,
That's not a healthy rosy cheek,
But face-slaps I seem to seek,
Stings like all hell,
Oh, what, by God, do tell...
What the hell am I saying aloud,
And why does it leave me less than proud?

Gotta' get me one'a dem fancy dik-shun-arees
Else I be beaten down to my knees..........

Poem Details | by Dave Collins |
Categories: anger, conflict, humorous, sick, wisdom,

Diamonte Dumbmonte

Irrevelant, trivial
Idiot, imbecile, moron, bastardo
Falling, vomitting, succombing
Unbecoming, reticient

Poem Details | by James Rasmusson |
Categories: funny, political,

Senator Foghorn

~Senator Foghorn~ (Diamante) Statesman honest, visionary working, serving, caring principled, dutiful, pragmatic, bureaucratic wheeling, dealing, conniving wonkish, corrupt Politician

Poem Details | by Michael Degenhardt |
Categories: funny, love, passion,

Middle of the Night Encounters

Sweaty, sultry
Yearning, tempting, loving
Emotions, desires, push, hate
Freezing, chilling, turning
Icy, frigid

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: humor, humorous, husband, marriage, relationship, woman, work,

Husbands Are for Taming


Thoughtful, Kind

Sharing, caring, loving

Committed, Solid, Unsure, Wavering

Wandering, Preening, Seeking

Lost, Confused