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funny, inspirational, life, philosophy, social,
What does it mean?
Is it to glean?
Cause a ravine or seam
To tritely inflict
Of a theme
That such a thing
Yes, much less
Nothing to suggest
To mind’s crest
Vagueness of wit
funny, life, on work and working,
How useful it is to know what's useful,
Better still when and where to apply it.
To get the two together properly is hard,
Which is why learned people seldom try it.
We heard the voice
Of the talking anus
Beat like a light drum
Where saints were gathered.
But suddenly the stench hovered
And all hands drove close
To prevent the odour through the nose
Because the beats became filthy
All tones pitched a low key.
Everywhere boomed with bad odour
That shut every mouth like a door
At the noise of the anus that talked.
Even – the smell gave my pen
Inspiration to write this poem.
Reason A. Poteet
dedication, funny, places, satire, work,
a didactic poem
When eloquence leaves you a’wanting,
if verbal effluence you’re flaunting,
should your audience appear daunting,
kiss the Blarney Stone.
I climbed the circular tower,
reached the hundred ninety-third step,
and waded through unhurried queue.
I trembled with anxiety,
gasped for ev’ry uncertain breath,
and paused to view but then I knew.
Hidden underneath the rampart
this infamous bluestone will rest
I shan’t pursue my lips on blue.
When commonsense says, “No way”,
if plain prudence seeks delay,
should consequence have its say,
pass the Blarney stone.
Lover: gives you, Ring-Pop,
and asks for your hand in
Heartbreaker, gave you,
and lies,Through their
Lover: gives you, house on
5th avenue as A we'd ding,
Heartbreaker: gave you, A
10,000 grand Debt.
Lover: gives you,
A Baby Ruth,
To start your Family
Heartbreaker: gave you,
countless, sour lemon-heads,
That poured out in endless,
Lover: gives you,
A pay day,
Heartbreaker: gave you,a
Ache in return, for the
Lover: gives you, a
On good behavior.
giggle, humor, imagery, prison, sad, smile, vanity,
Said the ambiguous affair
into a beautiful affair.
Keeps a grin on even in my alone time.
It's like living the life of a daydreamer,
Will I regret it?
For God Sake
It's an affair!
These things never ever goes to sleep.
They stay awake
like howling wolves.
Sometimes more so after you die.
© Al. Juman The "said" Poet 7/7/2016
evil, humor, life,
Do not as I have done,
had some fun
live no pun
on evil backward gone...
allusion, confusion, environment, humor, irony, motivation, moving on,
In the manner of a teacher, particularly so as to treat someone in a patronizing way. a stage of romantic and/or sexual relationships in humans whereby two or more people meet socially, possibly as friends or with the aim of each assessing the other's suitability as a partner in a more committed intimate relationship or marriage or the other meanings. the moral of this story is.
Stick the Boot in, Mrs May
Stick the boot in Putin
Kick him up the bum
Don’t let his megalomania
Stop you from having fun
Stick the boot in Putin,
Kick him in the knee,
Pelt him hard with rotten eggs,
Make him start world war three.
Stick the boot in Putin,
Tell him that Novochok,
Was made by him with rubber gloves,
Plant evidence in his sock.
Stick the boot in Putin,
Look righteous, good and strong,
Demand he ‘fesses up the truth,
(Even if it probably was Iran, Israel, Uzbekistan or some nutter from Porton Down),
He’ll never prove you wrong.
EDORE PAUL OYAKHILOME
depression, education, health, hope, life, lost love, love, sad, sympathy, uplifting, pain, strength, giggle,
A CHILDISH GIGGLE,
WOLF CRY ROUSED.
THE TIRED WOMAN ON BED.
THE GIGGLE CAME AGAIN IN
DIRECTION OF BATHROOM,
WHO KEEPS A ROOM FULL OF TOYS?
DAZZLER, SO THEY CALL LIKE MORNING DEW
THIS SOON MELTS.
DAZZLERS, GLITTERING LIKE GOLD BUT NOT GOLD.
DAZZLER, WHAT DAZZLES
THE INCURABLE PAIN OF UNCERTAIN DAYS.
THE EMPTY PROMISES WITH THE DAZZLING ILLUSION.
THE STRONG WILL TO LIVE,
BY THE GIFT OF LOVE,
IS THE STRENGTH OF ONES?
YES, THE STRENGTH IS LOVE,
LET WADE THIS POOL OF PAIN
TOGETHER IN LOVE IS WHAT DAZZLES.
But not a sound
Everyone has become so tech savvy
That ‘chat’ has replaced ‘talk’, you see.
The ‘not so smart’ fellow
Doesn’t respond to your ‘Hello’
Because he’s feverishly tapping on his ‘smart’ phone
Can’t you see, you moron.
Everyone is hooked on to it
It’s so bad, if you cannot fit
Into their scheme of things
Because with you,
There is no status update, no messaging.
In that case, don’t blame others
Actually you are at fault brother.
When social sites have replaced socializing,
You too jump on the bandwagon,
Instead of exclaiming,
funny, nature, passion,
When your ears hear the sound of her walk
Let your heart be wide enough to receive her
Make your hand straight to shake her
Without your eyes closed at her beauty
Then would she choose to stay with you
Success!The beautifil virgin begs for sex
Who is the man that is ready for her?
funny, parody, people, political,
Lady, you were so far ahead in the last opinion poll
but now all your rivals paint you like a bumbling fool.
Well, you got it coming for the answer you had given
to a very simple question is full of unnecessary spin.
If you're asked something requiring a straight yes or no,
then, damn it, just give a plain yes or no at the word 'Go'.
People are not amused when you say you are against it,
only to declare in the next breath that you are really for it.
Kama Sutra politics, too many variations and positions!
L MILTON HANKINS
how i feel, humor, perspective,
Remember to look over your shoulder
Before moving to the left lane to pass
And if nothing is coming, move over quickly
After signaling and press on the gas!
After this maneuver move to the right,
And maintain your speed up, don’t slow
Or, the one you passed will eagerly fight
For fast-slow-fast-slow, simply doesn’t go!
Good driving manners are appreciated out on the road,
So, move along like a jackrabbit, don’t drive like a toad!
written January 21, 2022
jan oskar hansen
The sky is pale,
white clouds have eaten
all the blue,
then diminish into fading mist.
Pales sun brightens
as the sky gets deep azure
when the day darkens into
a mature afternoon.
No aisle to hold a canvas
no brushes or paint
Just what the artist wanted
and tries to emulate.
And he had succeeded
an expert on colour blue
and leafless trees, a pity
his name was Hitler.
MOSES KISIANG'ANI MAKHAKHA
As I turned to swallow the bolus
I had been chewing all long
with all the contents sandwiched
Between my toothless Jews long
I succumbed to a real toothache
anger, emotions, environment, fear, feelings, games, gender,
The face you have before age 40 is what Nature and genes gave you; the face you have after 40, is what you gave yourself!
humor, parody, word play,
gone with the
humor, word play,
BETWEEN THE STYX
funny, funny love, hilarious, humor, humorous, irony, jesus,
I give thanks to The LORD six days a week. I forget which days I forget!
Little Jack Horner refused to sit in the corner: I may be little, he said, but I have a right to free pie