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Poem Details | by Mark Pringle |
Categories: funny, inspirational, life, philosophy, social,

That Word

            f.@+$

That word
What does it mean?
Is it to glean?
Or
To 
Cause a ravine or seam
Or
To tritely inflict 
The mean-
-ing
Of a theme

It seems 
To 
Me
That such a thing
Is small
And 
Has little
To bring
Or
To 
Ring
Yes, much less
To
Sing

Nothing to suggest
Or 
To cause 
To
Keep abreast
But
Overt
In its
Suggest 
Of
What words 
One
Can’t bring
To mind’s crest
And thus
Attest
A 
Vagueness of wit

…at best.


Poem Details | by William Masonis |
Categories: funny, life, on work and working,

Word Impression Poem 6: Chrestomathic

How useful it is to know what's useful,
Better still when and where to apply it.
To get the two together properly is hard,
Which is why learned people seldom try it.

Poem Details | by Prince Agba |
Categories: funny,

THE TALKING ANUS

We heard the voice 
Of the talking anus 
Beat like a light drum
Where saints were gathered.

But suddenly the stench hovered
And all hands drove close
To prevent the odour through the nose

Because the beats became filthy
All tones pitched a low key.
Everywhere boomed with bad odour
That shut every mouth like a door
At the noise of the anus that talked.

Even – the smell gave my pen
Inspiration to write this poem. 

Poem Details | by Reason A. Poteet |
Categories: dedication, funny, places, satire, work,

The Blarney Stone

a didactic poem

When eloquence leaves you a’wanting,
if verbal effluence you’re flaunting,
should your audience appear daunting,
kiss the Blarney Stone.

     I climbed the circular tower,
     reached the hundred ninety-third step, 
     and waded through unhurried queue.

     I trembled with anxiety, 
     gasped for ev’ry uncertain breath,
     and paused to view but then I knew.

     Hidden underneath the rampart
     this infamous bluestone will rest
     I shan’t pursue my lips on blue.

When commonsense says,  “No way”,
if plain prudence seeks delay,
should consequence have its say,
pass the Blarney stone.


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Poem Details | by Carma Sanderson |
Categories: food, funny,

Quotes Of A Lover Or Heartbreaker Candy Style

Lover: gives you, Ring-Pop,
and asks for your hand in 
holy matrimony.

Heartbreaker, gave you,
sneakiness snickers' 
and lies,Through their 
teeth.

Lover: gives you, house on 
5th avenue as A we'd ding,
Gift.

Heartbreaker: gave you, A
10,000 grand Debt.

Lover: gives you, 
A Baby Ruth,
To start your Family
Tree.

Heartbreaker: gave you, 
countless, sour lemon-heads,
That poured out in endless, 
tears.

Lover: gives you, 
A pay day,
Shopping spree, 
just because.

Heartbreaker: gave you,a
Whatchamacallit head-
Ache in return, for the 
Jaw-breaker.





Lover: gives you, a
Nutrageous/Nut-roll,
On good behavior.




Poem Details | by Al Juman |
Categories: giggle, humor, imagery, prison, sad, smile, vanity,

Said the ambiguous affair

Said the ambiguous affair
Call me, 
corral me, 
challenge me
into a beautiful affair.
Keeps a grin on even in my alone time.
It's like living the life of a daydreamer,
always there.
Spooky!
Will I regret it?
For God Sake 
It's an affair!
These things never ever goes to sleep.
They stay awake
like howling wolves.
Sometimes more so after you die.
© Al. Juman  The "said" Poet  7/7/2016


Poem Details | by Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories: evil, humor, life,

evilive

Do not as I have done,
had some fun
gotta run.
live no pun
on evil backward gone...

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: allusion, confusion, environment, humor, irony, motivation, moving on,

Didactic Dating

In the manner of a teacher, particularly so as to treat someone in a patronizing way. a stage of romantic and/or sexual relationships in humans whereby two or more people meet socially, possibly as friends or with the aim of each assessing the other's suitability as a partner in a more committed intimate relationship or marriage or the other meanings. the moral of this story is.

Poem Details | by EDORE PAUL OYAKHILOME |
Categories: depression, education, health, hope, life, lost love, love, sad, sympathy, uplifting, pain, strength, giggle,

THE DAZZLING ILLUSION

A CHILDISH GIGGLE,
WOLF CRY ROUSED.
THE TIRED WOMAN ON BED.
THE GIGGLE CAME AGAIN IN  
DIRECTION OF BATHROOM,
WHO KEEPS A ROOM FULL OF TOYS?
DAZZLER, SO THEY CALL LIKE MORNING DEW
THIS SOON MELTS.
DAZZLERS, GLITTERING LIKE GOLD BUT NOT GOLD.
DAZZLER, WHAT DAZZLES
THE INCURABLE PAIN OF UNCERTAIN DAYS.
THE EMPTY PROMISES WITH THE DAZZLING ILLUSION.
THE STRONG WILL TO LIVE,
BY THE GIFT OF LOVE,
IS THE STRENGTH OF ONES? 
YES, THE STRENGTH IS LOVE, 
LET WADE THIS POOL OF PAIN 
TOGETHER IN LOVE IS WHAT DAZZLES.

Poem Details | by Sally Hepplewhite |
Categories: humor,

Stick the boot in, Mrs May


Stick the Boot in, Mrs May 

Stick the boot in Putin
Kick him up the bum
Don’t let his megalomania 
Stop you from having fun

Stick the boot in Putin,
Kick him in the knee,
Pelt him hard with rotten eggs,
Make him start world war three.

Stick the boot in Putin,
Tell him that Novochok,
Was made by him with rubber gloves,
Plant evidence in his sock.

Stick the boot in Putin,
Look righteous, good and strong,
Demand he ‘fesses up the truth,
(Even if it probably was Iran, Israel, Uzbekistan or some nutter from Porton Down),
He’ll never prove you wrong.



Poem Details | by VIJAI PANT |
Categories: funny, humor,

What's 'appening

Look around.
Crowds everywhere,
But not a sound
Everyone has become so tech savvy
That ‘chat’ has replaced ‘talk’, you see.
The ‘not so smart’ fellow
Doesn’t respond to your ‘Hello’
Because he’s feverishly tapping on his ‘smart’ phone
Can’t you see, you moron.
Everyone is hooked on to it
It’s so bad, if you cannot fit
Into their scheme of things
Because with you,
There is no status update, no messaging.
In that case, don’t blame others
Actually you are at fault brother.
When social sites have replaced socializing,
You too jump on the bandwagon,
Instead of exclaiming,
“What’s ‘appening?


Poem Details | by Ogunwale Olamide |
Categories: funny, nature, passion,

The beautiful Virgin

     When your ears hear the sound of her walk
     Let your heart be wide enough to receive her
     Make your hand straight to shake her
     Without your eyes closed at her beauty 
     Then would she choose to stay with you
     Success!The beautifil virgin begs for sex
     Who is the man that is ready for her?

Poem Details | by jan oskar hansen |
Categories: humor,

the painting

The Painting 
The sky is pale, 
white clouds have eaten
all the blue, 
then diminish into fading mist.

Pales sun brightens 
as the sky gets deep azure 
when the day darkens into 
a mature afternoon. 

No aisle to hold a canvas
no brushes or paint 
Just what the artist wanted 
and tries to emulate. 

And he had succeeded 
an expert on colour blue 
and leafless trees, a pity 
his name was Hitler.

Poem Details | by Wilfredo Derequito |
Categories: funny, parody, people, political,

Political Kama Sutra

Lady, you were so far ahead in the last opinion poll
but now all your rivals paint you like a bumbling fool.
Well, you got it coming for the answer you had given
to a very simple question is full of unnecessary spin.

If you're asked something requiring a straight yes or no,
then, damn it, just give a plain yes or no at the word 'Go'.
People are not amused when you say you are against it,
only to declare in the next breath that you are really for it.

Kama Sutra politics, too many variations and positions!


Poem Details | by MOSES KISIANG'ANI MAKHAKHA |
Categories: funny,

SCRATCH LIMIT

As I turned to swallow the bolus
I had been chewing all long
with all the contents sandwiched
Between my toothless Jews long
I succumbed to a real toothache

Poem Details | by Anil Deo |
Categories: anger, emotions, environment, fear, feelings, games, gender,

Aphoristic Humor - maybe - by Doctor Deo

Your Face:
 The face you have before age 40 is what Nature and genes gave you; the face you have after 40, is what you gave yourself!

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: humor, parody, word play,

MY CHOICE septimal

COME CLOSER

was Seurat
making a
point

ART TROUVE

lost&found
upon the
beach

INTERNATIONAL SET


hollywood:
gone with the
wind

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: humor, word play,

MY CHOIE perfect six

MAJOR WINNER

an
open
champion

BETWEEN THE STYX

an
easy
conversion

LAST  GASP

a
winning
formula