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Poem Details | by Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories: humor,

Dinosaur Dance

Dinosaurs just loved to take the floor and dance
On tippy toes the size of garden sheds
And when they did they’d sashay strut and prance
Harmonic beats would shake Jurassic beds

They tripped the light fantastic verging heavy
Their favourite moves were known as the galumphs
You’d find them all way down upon the levee
In tutus and industrial grade pumps

Brontosauri would impress with pirouettes 
Making small tornados interspersed with gales
But the T Rex topped it all doing entrechats
Causing seismic action gauged on Richter scale

Their performances gave them renowned distinction
Although some say that it led to their extinction


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, funny, mum,


I didn't really mean,
To do what I have done,
I trod on a dinosaur's tail 
And now I'm on the run.

He's about forty feet long
And he's breathing down my neck,
My heart is purely throbbing
And my nerves are all a wreck.

He's just about on top of me
His teeth about to crunch.
Oh where do you hide from a dinosaur
When you're about to be his lunch.

"Stop playing with that lizard Tommy
And come on in for tea,"
 "Ah, you'd spoil any game mum 
For a little boy like me."

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Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: children, humorous,

My Pet Dinosaur - Childrens poetry

~My Pet Dinosaur~ (Rhyme) I have a dinasour for a pet He likes to eat all he can get Prefers plants more than meats He loves insects,dislikes bats. The other day I took him to school He had a great time it was cool My friends of him were afraid Because his big teeth displayed. I'm so glad he came with me But my teacher did not agree She had plants over the wall And my dinasour ate them all! Dorian Petersen Potter aka ladydp2000 copyright@2015 January,11,2015

Poem Details | by john wilmore |
Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, child, children, funny, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous, silly, smile,

Alf The Dinosaur

“Alf it’s dinner time!” cried mum as she finished off the cooking.
“Where is that naughty boy?” she moaned, “I’d better go a-looking”
She looked across the lawn and he was nowhere to be seen.
He was hiding, lying in the grass because he is bright green.
Alf chuckled to himself because he never would be found,
But up crept mum and tapped his bum as he lay upon the ground.
“You didn’t see me coming!” said Alf’s mummy with a grin.
“I’m green too, you silly boy! Now come on, let’s go in.”

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Kentucky Fried Dinosaur

Chickens are like nephews of dinosaurs So orders for Hot Dinosaur Sandwiches should soar Kentucky Fried Dinosaur Or KFD could take top honors The Challenge to KFC can't be ignored

Poem Details | by Jim Slaughter |
Categories: animal, humor,

Critterature: The Dinosaur, Bones of Contention

I'd like to step back in time a bit
And mention the dinosaur.
He lived two hundred million years
And then was seen no more.
The dino's demise is a mystery
That's hashed and often rehashed here.
One fav'rite hypothesis seems to be
That a giant asteroid crashed here.
Argued by clerics, and scientists,
And other great men of distinction,
Some clearly deluded,
Yet none has concluded
What actually caused the extinction.
What really occurred
Lies somewhere obscured
Amongst all those theories and guesses.
Some still do remain, though,
Like the crane and komodo,
And a number of interstate truck-stop waitresses.