Funny Poems About Dinosaur or Dinosaur Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories: humor,

Dinosaur Dance

Dinosaurs just loved to take the floor and dance
On tippy toes the size of garden sheds
And when they did they’d sashay strut and prance
Harmonic beats would shake Jurassic beds

They tripped the light fantastic verging heavy
Their favourite moves were known as the galumphs
You’d find them all way down upon the levee
In tutus and industrial grade pumps

Brontosauri would impress with pirouettes 
Making small tornados interspersed with gales
But the T Rex topped it all doing entrechats
Causing seismic action gauged on Richter scale

Their performances gave them renowned distinction
Although some say that it led to their extinction

6/20/2019


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, funny, mum,

ATTACK OF THE GIANT DINOSAUR

I didn't really mean,
To do what I have done,
I trod on a dinosaur's tail 
And now I'm on the run.

He's about forty feet long
And he's breathing down my neck,
My heart is purely throbbing
And my nerves are all a wreck.

He's just about on top of me
His teeth about to crunch.
Oh where do you hide from a dinosaur
When you're about to be his lunch.

"Stop playing with that lizard Tommy
And come on in for tea,"
 "Ah, you'd spoil any game mum 
For a little boy like me."



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Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: children, humorous,

My Pet Dinosaur - Childrens poetry

~My Pet Dinosaur~ (Rhyme) I have a dinasour for a pet He likes to eat all he can get Prefers plants more than meats He loves insects,dislikes bats. The other day I took him to school He had a great time it was cool My friends of him were afraid Because his big teeth displayed. I'm so glad he came with me But my teacher did not agree She had plants over the wall And my dinasour ate them all! Dorian Petersen Potter aka ladydp2000 copyright@2015 January,11,2015

Poem Details | by john wilmore |
Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, child, children, funny, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous, silly, smile,

The Adventures of Oli's Toys - Alf The Dinosaur

“Alf it’s dinner time” cried mum as she finished off the cooking.
“Where is that naughty boy?” She grumbled, “I’d better go a-looking”
She looked across the lawn but he was nowhere to be seen,
But he was hiding in the grass because he is bright green.
Alf chuckled to himself because he never would be found,
But mum crept up and spanked his bum as he lay upon the ground.
“You didn’t see me coming” said Alf’s mummy with a grin.
“I’m green too you silly boy. Now come on, let’s go in.”


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Kentucky Fried Dinosaur



Chickens are like nephews of dinosaurs So orders for Hot Dinosaur Sandwiches should soar Kentucky Fried Dinosaur Or KFD could take top honors The Challenge to KFC can't be ignored