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Poem Details | by
Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories:
humor,
Dinosaurs just loved to take the floor and dance
On tippy toes the size of garden sheds
And when they did they’d sashay strut and prance
Harmonic beats would shake Jurassic beds
They tripped the light fantastic verging heavy
Their favourite moves were known as the galumphs
You’d find them all way down upon the levee
In tutus and industrial grade pumps
Brontosauri would impress with pirouettes
Making small tornados interspersed with gales
But the T Rex topped it all doing entrechats
Causing seismic action gauged on Richter scale
Their performances gave them renowned distinction
Although some say that it led to their extinction
6/20/2019
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
children, funny, mum,
I didn't really mean,
To do what I have done,
I trod on a dinosaur's tail
And now I'm on the run.
He's about forty feet long
And he's breathing down my neck,
My heart is purely throbbing
And my nerves are all a wreck.
He's just about on top of me
His teeth about to crunch.
Oh where do you hide from a dinosaur
When you're about to be his lunch.
"Stop playing with that lizard Tommy
And come on in for tea,"
"Ah, you'd spoil any game mum
For a little boy like me."
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Poem Details | by
Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories:
children, humorous,
~My Pet Dinosaur~
(Rhyme)
I have a dinasour for a pet
He likes to eat all he can get
Prefers plants more than meats
He loves insects,dislikes bats.
The other day I took him to school
He had a great time it was cool
My friends of him were afraid
Because his big teeth displayed.
I'm so glad he came with me
But my teacher did not agree
She had plants over the wall
And my dinasour ate them all!
Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000
copyright@2015
January,11,2015
Poem Details | by
John Wilmore |
Categories:
1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, child, children, funny, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous, silly, smile,
“Alf it’s dinner time!” cried mum as she finished off the cooking.
“Where is that naughty boy?” she moaned, “I’d better go a-looking”
She looked across the lawn and he was nowhere to be seen.
He was hiding, lying in the grass because he is bright green.
Alf chuckled to himself because he never would be found,
But up crept mum and tapped his bum as he lay upon the ground.
“You didn’t see me coming!” said Alf’s mummy with a grin.
“I’m green too, you silly boy! Now come on, let’s go in.”
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
Chickens are like nephews of dinosaurs
So orders for Hot Dinosaur Sandwiches should soar
Kentucky Fried Dinosaur
Or KFD could take top honors
The Challenge to KFC can't be ignored