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Poem Details | by
Arthur Vaso |
Categories:
america, anti bullying, art, discrimination, forgiveness, humanity, humorous,
Impressive
Vice presidential
Walking on lily pads
Sinking within illusions
Snow drops bloom
Wisdom is waking
Darkness fades
Light pervades
We all seek to be one
Destiny sometimes makes us number two
Quite the topic to contemplate
As I wander off to the loo
Notes
As they say a pence for your thoughts
Amazing how see end up right where they belong!
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
anti bullying, body, discrimination, fantasy, funny, humorous, myth,
Teddy Roosevelt once said -
"speak softly
and carry a big stick”
Donald
in referencing this statement
might respond-
I may not speak softly-
or do anything softly
but I am loved by all
and carry a big stick
a very big hard stick
with very big balls
in my very big head
and all my very
very good friends
all of them
Hispanic, black , white and Islamic
men, women and others
love me
and them
Poem Details | by
Iris E. S-Lewis |
Categories:
appreciation, art, beauty, culture, discrimination, humorous, life,
They, the blind
Heavy laden with mystery of denial
Empty of eclectic views
Yearns for Island of blinding white light.
They hate the color black
Every woman's sexy black dress
Every man's spotless black tuxedo
Every child's mem'ry of a clean blackboard.
They hate the color black
Black American history, mighty as Montenegro
Bleach cannot blot out its strength.
They hate the color black
Face the Sun!
Hold a conversation on equatorial black
Black rain clouds cleansing, hydrating, renewing.
They hate the color black
Black, the night, showing starlight
Black ink on sheets of white
Black the beginning and end of life -
They hate the color black.
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Poem Details | by
Freddie Robinson Jr. |
Categories:
discrimination, humor, parody, truth,
Look at this new rear gunny,
his uniform sure fits funny
Are your sure, he’s one of us?
Put him at the back of the sub,
six decks below
Begging your pardon, Admiral,
that is where
she was assigned to go
Gunny has
top merit of her class
Torpedo ordinance expertise,
pure marksman target release
But I don’t like
the salute of his hand
It don’t look navy masculine
I care not for his name:
Natasha is Russian feminine
Poem Details | by
Arthur Vaso |
Categories:
city, crazy, discrimination, giggle, paris, social, women,
In Paris
now you can pee
or wee
all while you sight-see
ah Paris
environmentally pee free
feminists however
must store their pee
only in private
can they set their wee free
Poem Details | by
Audrey Poore |
Categories:
bullying, confidence, discrimination, humor, identity, social,
He said I was naïve
She said I was strange
He said I was intimidating
She said I was too pretty
He said, she said
All of the said, littered my feet
I shook my boots and kept on walking
Out of all of the said
Nothing really had been said at all
Poem Details | by
Muhammad Safa Thajudeen |
Categories:
confusion, discrimination,
It is very funny-
That,every penny,
Like honey,
For People of money,
Not no any!
Poem Details | by
Bawa Talwar |
Categories:
anxiety, appreciation, destiny, discrimination, giggle, immigration, independence day,
W with my friends I ventured on a cruise
o out with my bags early , fun I didn't want to loose
r ran to the ship, the trip was to amuse
l left the shore at the decided hour
d deprived soon was the fun, as wild storm turned it sour
c cutting the waves n storm ,ship went up n down in rage
r rough weather ,with muddy drafts restricted smooth voyage
u useless is the trip we thought but thanked fate when it retraced
I in cabins we savored sites which we cannot efface
s sites we enjoyed, we danced n dined such fun we can retrace
e excitement governed ,it showed on every face.
Poem Details | by
Anthony Beck |
Categories:
discrimination, humorous, middle school, school, writing,
The system is slowly coming 'round,
To a concept perfectly profound:
Dyslexicans are most insightful;
They're absolutely quite delightful.
'Tis wrong to dump them in Lost & Found.
Poem Details | by
John Beam |
Categories:
discrimination, humor, language, poetry, prejudice, word play, words,
Obviously, it’s like a very good sentence. Really, honestly and basically are a crutch? Actually, when did that become a bad thing!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
culture, discrimination, endurance, funny, gender, humorous, women,
If women could stand up to pee
Oh how happy we all would be!
In half the time
She'd spend her dime
And then leave the seat up for me!
Champion retort:
Let's hope her aim
Is not as lame
As most men's seem to be!
Michelle Faulkner Date: 9/27/2018 6:35:00 PM
Poem Details | by
Jerry T Curtis |
Categories:
appreciation, discrimination, humor, perspective, satire,
T'was late one night
I will admit
That I happened on an E-mail
And, thought nothing, as I opened it
Perusing every detail
It was sent from that noble site
Where I entrust my writings
And hope and pray 'ear everyday
They will incur some sightings
That's when I noticed
To my surprise
A list to honor some
Perhaps out of a hundred, I thought
It could be that I'm one
I started at the Top
But knew I wouldn't find it there
By half way down
I searched around
And found it no where near
Then continued
Scrolling till
I exhausted the whole dam roster
And wondered if this occurred
Because I use Ad Blocker.
Poem Details | by
Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories:
discrimination, health, humanity, humor, integrity,
I have two adulterish children
with ADHD
and some disconcerting levels
of unemployable diversity.
They go through each day
with three parts harmony:
I want this,
I want that,
and then
I want this Other Thing.
In this they remind me
of me more than not:
I want food,
I want drink,
I want
either sex,
or more likely a toilet,
or most likely just a nap,
but not really all resttime three.
That would be way too messy
to prefer
as a rule
for a perfect trinity.
And so we march on
through our not so diverse rounds
of hyperactivity
I want this
then want that
then these Other
feeding and bleeding
restorative Things.
Poem Details | by
Anil Deo |
Categories:
america, betrayal, christian, community, discrimination, faith, funny love,
When the erstwhile Tweeter-in-Chief vents
It is "Freedom of Speech," a First Amendment Right
When Democratic Party will "fight" tyrant-efforts
Defense rests on moral equivalence, yet last night
As many as seven Republican Senators got Party censures
For voting to convict Christian Trump of incitement (01/06/2021)
(c) Deo sheltering in place while US democracy blows over this planet.
Poem Details | by
Anthony Beck |
Categories:
celebration, discrimination, england, humorous, london, may,
Some people like it a lot:
Royalty and all that rot.
My lineage, U.K. be,
But I do not bend the knee.
Poem Details | by
Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories:
conflict, discrimination, health, humor, mental illness, power,
My cerebral palsied incontinent AfricanAmerican FetalAlcohol daughter
asked her teacher if she could be her Substitute
while said teacher will be absent next week.
I was asked for my opinion on the wisdom of accepting this offer:
Ivy will rule with Ugly StepMother tyranny.
She emulates President Trump's style of self v other empowerment.
With her we call it Oppositional Defiant Disorder.
With him we call it Executive Order.
But then,
I can look at the two of them side by side,
and see why that may be why things are as they are.
Poem Details | by
Joe Maverick |
Categories:
allusion, analogy, appreciation, celebrity, discrimination, hilarious,
Klaus is a ravening louse
WHO is his edict-ing house
Where he whips errant fantasy out
There he acts world bell-weather
Strutting and foaming of mouth
His offering Though's really small
A magnifier; here is the call.'
The maiden did shout
What's the slug all about?
So he slid through a crack in the wall
Poem Details | by
Julie Grenness |
Categories:
appreciation, discrimination, fun, giggle, girl,
Cows of the Month, we're here!
This is a badge of honor, my dears,
Trophy of the year, hear, hear,
Once we were 'good little girls',
Now Cows of the Month do twirl,
Excuse me, what did you call me?
The basics, good manners for tea!
Cows of the Month, hear, hear,
It's trophy of the year, my dears!
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
care, discrimination, funny, humor, humorous, life, political,
is the flesh on the leg and thigh of the human
dark meat
or is the hands and feet
the mortician says he doesn’t know
funerals are not priced that way
the medical examines says he doesn’t know
it might be the middle finger or the middle toe
the politician says he doesn’t know
but if you are poor and going to eat it cook it slow
corporations say that they don’t know
it doesn’t affect their cash flow
liberal cannibals say that they don’t discriminate
all parts are equal.
dark or white
Poem Details | by
Maria Mitea |
Categories:
discrimination, fruit, humor, inspiration, mirror, sorrow, wisdom,
but
to get to you
i need Maria
to take me
on the water
her legs
to touch the ground
for me to fly
her hands embrace the wind
for me to caress your cheeks
with the palm
to part your hair like a path
as lips touch your forehead
to taste the fire of today
i need Maria
to bring me to you
#de-dublation
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
child, discrimination, humorous, life, parents,
Aged twenty one
got the key to the door ...
shocked to discover
parents had changed the locks!!
checked with how many syllables
3/17/19
n/a in contest I thought it would appeal to the sponsor's sense of humour but still got an n/a
21 syllables Poetry Contest
Poem Details | by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
animal, discrimination, fashion, freedom, humor, rights, silly,
With complete freedom
to wear anything one wants
in public:
hamster ball.
Very dapper
sauntering the boulevard
in one's hamster ball.
Poem Details | by
Hilo Poet |
Categories:
abuse, discrimination, humorous, judgement, power, society, world,
Founded in the Han,
Dynasty and Rome, 'Tickle,
Torture' was penance,
Of nobles, no scar, quick fix,
Salted feet, for goats to lick.
Poem Details | by
Indiana Shaw |
Categories:
appreciation, cat, conflict, discrimination, food, humorous, perspective,
IN BAD TASTE
I am here dipping my spring onions into my mayonnaise
I never really got to find out, just why it became a craze
Shouldn’t it be sour cream, radish, and spring onion dip
Slurping all the sloppy drippy bit’s across my bottom lip
The kitty looks on, to it; it’s a total waste of sour cream
As the first experience was a face pulled far too extreme
The cat dreams of sour cream sauce and some sea bass
But, that is because she is one expensive taste kitty cat
My tastes not so expensive; it’s mayonnaise out of a jar
Dipping my spring onions as kitty cat looks on from afar
Indiana Shaw . . . ; )
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
best friend, corruption, discrimination, farm, horror, humor, political,
when the king was told that his old-boy friends’ billions were hurting
that his people were starving
and that some unworthy workers were dying
he proclaimed
let them eat red meat