Funny Poems About Diving or Diving Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Diving poems and/or funny poems about Diving. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Diving funny poems!

Written by Jerrold Prothero
Categories: adventure, fish, funny, humor, music, sea,

In Diving the Coast Off Aruba

In diving the coast off Aruba,
He thought he would play his best tuba.
The fish thought it odd,
The stingray said “Todd,
That isn’t the way to do scuba.”

Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: humor,

diving into a dumpster

diving into a dumpster?
please let it be mine.
It’s overflowing again today
And my garbage is fine

You might find a toaster
That worked at one time.
You might find some gross panties.
Those are not mine.