Humorous and funny Diy poems and/or funny poems about Diy. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Diy funny poems!
Written by
Viv Wigley
Categories:
humor,
Ultimate Diy Tool
Our latest product is the Viv mark one,
please stop and take a gander,
coated with skin of medium grit
and an *** like an orbital sander.
Adjustable nozzle to help you reach
in all those hard to get places,
plus two large air vents for cold air intake
on a range of adjustable faces.
Exhaust pipe set down around the back
starts first time on the coldest mornings,
but use of improper fuels may lead
to blowbacks without warning.
Will decorate, and dig, and clean
all your household stubborn grime
and is guaranteed to get all jobs done
in probably six months time.
For contest 'Make me laugh', sponsor Robert Haigh
24th February 2018