Humorous and funny Doctor poems and/or funny poems about Doctor. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Doctor funny poems!
Written by
Ed Morris
Categories:
funny,
Abcde: Doctor, Leave Me Be
An apple a day, so they say,
But some folk get carried away.
Consumer advice:
Don’t be imprecise—
Eat ten, and the doctor you’ll pay.
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Date Written: January 9, 2019
Contest: Limerick II, sponsored by Joseph May
Written by
Paul Curtis
Categories:
funny, health
Doctor In Motion
“Doctor I have chronic diarrhoea
And I think it’s hereditary”
“Nonsense man I can assure you
Diarrhoea is not hereditary,
And no matter how chronic it is
It’s not as bad as it seems”
“But doctor I know it’s hereditary
Because it’s in my jeans”
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny,
Doctor Wrong
A physician can possibly maim.
Being ill-informed, one that I blame
Cares not for real knowledge
Despite years of college.
“Erroneous” should be his last name.
Jan. 11, 2019 for Joseph May's 'Limerick II' Contest Info
Written by
Panagiota Romios
Categories:
humor,
Stay, Doctor Fauci, Stay
Oh, don’t abandon us now!
We so love your masked fear.
Tell us, Dr Fauci, my dear.
What shall I do, Holy Cow?
Should I check my cat’s rear?
Is there Omicron in my ale or beer?
I fret over eating meat from a sow!
Shall I go check my skin in a mirror?
We need you, who makes thing, clearer!
We might have to go to work?
Oh, no, a fate worse than death!
To smell real human breath?
Of boosters and lockdowns we cheer!
Of Meta and Twitter we merrily sing.
The COVID national anthem is our thing!
8/24/2022
~1~
Written by
Keith D Trestrail
Categories:
how i feel, humorous,
I’m Not a Doctor but
Some fellas and some gals are just plumb mean
and sadly some are deranged and some scream.
Seems like a certain syndrome
is screwin’ with your genomes
and sure would explain that mutant dumb gene!
Written: March 2025
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
blue, cheer up, giggle,
- Doctor Recommendation -
Sickness comes ~ sickness goes
A warm nose ~ temperature measurement is important
You heard what the doctor said
Do not worry
You're a big boy now
Even though you're not feeling your best
I hope to see you get well soon
I know that it’s no fun
A juicy meat bone is waiting for you
Please ~ stand still
08.02.2016
A-L Andresen :)
Written by
Theresa Cw
Categories:
humor, nonsense,
Doctor, Doctor
Doctor, Doctor
Doctor, doctor I've fallen and can't get up
Will you call my man so he can bring a cup
The alarms are ringing
The coffee is brewing
Doctor my arms are shaking and can't wake up.
Written: Nov. 11, 2015
Theresa
Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
animals, children, funny, on work and working,
Careful, Doctor!
A lady named Abigail Feanture
Received from her colleagues a censure.
She, being a vet,
Accidentally let
A mischievous Doberman Pincer.
Written by
Robert A. Dufresne
Categories:
funny,
The Doctor Has Left the Building
Come in Doc, stay a while and please close the door.
Your pills aren't workin..still sore...what? Take more?
Whaddya mean, "Don't worry"?
Why are you in such a hurry?
You just barely came in,
Now your leavin' again!
How much? Thanks for the break, but that bill's still pretty sour!
Been here two minutes...That's makes it 6000 bucks an hour..
Pardon me, what's that you say?
Yes,.... do have a nice day...
.
The Doctor Has Left the Building.
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny
With a Doctor That Hot
(Double Limerick)
60’s ladies had Dr. Kildare
who they fantasized giving them care.
With a doctor that hot
who would mind getting caught
all alone minus her underwear?
Well, no more can we think in that way
since the guy who played Kildare, one day
got it into his head
to crush dreams when he said,
“All this time I have really been gay.”
For Carolyn Devonshire's Quick Contest:
"Doctor Phobia!"
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
humor,
Limerick: Once a Wife Nurse and Husband Doctor
Limerick : Once a wife Nurse and husband Doctor
Once a wife Nurse and husband Doctor
Loved the meat served from Clinic larder
So they went in to see
Found morgue bodies for free
Since then stopped buying meat from butcher.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Jack Clark
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous,
Doctor Bills
I awaited, from my Doctor Quills,
A prescription for medicinal pills
- the pills were applied
- but I about died
When I had received his pill bills!
Written by
Danielle White
Categories:
angst, funny, health
Dear Doctor:
My Dear Doctor Anonymous: Things becoming calamitous,
blinding headaches without end, tumor's there, why pretend?
Oh, you think I'm symptom-free, where'd you purchase your MD?
Tell the truth, for God's sake! Even doctors make mistakes!
I know you wish I'd go away, but, like a thorn, I'm here to stay.
If you won't help me, I will die, the truth is tougher than your lie.
And when I die I won't be daunted, it's you whose house now will be haunted.
Yours forever, patient rejected, end of letter, as expected.
©Danielle White
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
body, earth, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,
worried doctor
once a sports doctor from perth
wanted to leave planet earth
for his nurse she injected
dietetically wreck-ed
a famous olympians girth.
Written by
John Posey
Categories:
funny,
My Skinny Doctor
There is a doctor I see
Who doesn't do much for me
For all of those dollars
‘bout weight he just hollers
when taller is all I need be.
Written by
Barbara Cotter
Categories:
funny, introspection, nature, time,
For Doctor Big
When you are retired,
you'll be just an old man,
with a fishing pole.
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
funny, health, heart, humor, money,
Looking For Good Doctor
From suffering man was now free
His doctor held answer you see
Though doctor will claim
That he’s not the blame
The heart attack came with his fee
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
how i feel, humor, perspective,
A Trip To the Doctor
A trip to the doctor, these days,
Is an ordeal in so many ways
Glued to their computers, it seems,
They never look at your seams.
Electronic gadgets fill the room
No personal talk unless it’s doom,
They’re always in such a rush
No time for issues to discuss.
Next appointment automatically generated
But not to see the doctor venerated,
You’ll be handed off to a nurse prac
That is, unless you don’t go back!
Written December 11, 2022
Written by
Katherine Braithwaite
Categories:
funny love, humorous,
My Doctor and Other Lunatics
We once had a doctor called Boole
Who hated to look like a fool.
If his diagnosis was wrong
His face grew so long
It made me feel positively cruel.
When I had a rash on my brain
He thought I was going insane.
But calamine cream
Worked like a dream!
So I shall use it again and again.
Doctors have a difficult time,
When patients won't toe the line.
But we need our own voice
And to make our own choice.
We can't fit into another's design.
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous,
Doctor Upyers' Clinic
A visit to Doctor Upyers' Medical Clinic was approached with trembling and dread!
Most folks would rather be fishing or have an appointment with their dentist instead!
Oh no! He wasn't trained in the fields of audiology, cardiology or cosmetology.
You see, at his Bottoms Up Clinic he specialized in the practice of proctology!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
Written by
William Krichbaum
Categories:
funny, me,
Doctor Phil
My name is doctor phil,
I won't prescribe a pill,
My head is bald ,
A doctor I am called,
The people I see are real,
They pay me money,
I think it's funny,
They call me doctor phil.
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor,
Spin Doctor
Spin Doctor
A crusty old spinster sat stitching
while scratching the parts that were itching
oohing and ahhing
picking and pawing
at least for the moment stopped bitching.
John G. Lawless
3/8/2016
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
humorous,
Limerick Once An Anti-Academic Doctor
Limerick : Once an anti-Academic doctor
Once an anti-Academic doctor
Prescribed poison for ailing professor
Prof gave powder to wife
Wife sold it to mid-wife
Who mixed it in husband doctor’s dinner.
©= T. Wignesan – Paris, 2014
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous, poetry,
Keeping the Head Doctor At Bay
A lim'rick a day keeps the head doctor at bay
It's therapy for the brain, that's needless to say
That surely is true
Don't know about you
But they sure keep me afloat each day after day
© Jack Ellison 2014
Written by
Christopher Flaherty
Categories:
humor,
Doctor
Doctor
It hurts when I do this
Well
Stop doing it then