Humorous and funny Donkey poems and/or funny poems about Donkey. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Donkey funny poems!
Written by
Emile Pinet
Categories:
child, funny, imagery, imagination,
A Donkey Spy
Meet Dorothy the donkey
she has a weird googly eye,
when she’s staring straight at you
you will either laugh or cry.
For you see, whenever she
seems to be gazing ahead,
her crazy googly eye is
looking to her side instead!
If you think she can't see you,
you forgot her googly eye;
hard to believe, but it's true,
some say she's a donkey spy.
With her googly eye, oh my!
(Rhyme)
8/21/2015
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, animal, food, funny, metaphor, poetry,
Donkey Horse Hen Rooster On the Lamb Chickens Leap Fly Jump Popeye's Chicken For Lunch
There once was a donkey
He was married to a horse
Donkey was to stubborn
So the donkey got a divorce
Cleaver was the ways of the hen
She married a bucking rooster
He took her by the wing then
Tried to seduced her
Don't want no green eggs N ham
Don't want to go on the lamb
I am, I am horsey running away
Chickens can't fly they may leap and jump
Think I'm gonna have Popeye's Chicken for lunch, :) ha! ha! Ha!
4/11/18
WRITTEN BY JAMES EDWARD LEE SR.
Written by
Clifford Villalon
Categories:
animal, farm, funny,
Donkey Of Your Eye
Donkey in the farm, strong hoofs romping
Wonky when you charm, long spoofs hooting
Donkey standing as you stare, shy when you dare
Teeth grinning as you glare, dry when you blare
Sweet and gentle that sire, donkey of your eye
Lifeguard under fire, wise and clean with your lye
Written by
Viv Wigley
Categories:
humor,
Flying Donkey
I'm only supposed to eat carrots
and carry large loads for no pay,
so winching me up the Cathedral
was not in my plans for the day.
The crowd below seemed quite excited
as over their heads I shot past,
till the zip wire could bear me no longer
then it was my turn to kick ***.
To say I was grateful to those folk
who cushioned my fall, there's no doubt.
So I left them a gift for their rose beds- I hope that it all washes out.
Written by
Brian Davey
Categories:
funny, humorous, imagery,
Donkey Kong
Bounced checks the world collects,
on fantasies of their own account...
Rubber necks strain to be next,
Hi Ho Silver on a Jack *** they mount...
Written by
Anna Makoujy
Categories:
funny,
Dancing To the Tune of the Donkey
The once was a lass with no class.
She was the world's biggest horse's ***.
Yet the irony remains,
that the girl with all the brains,
listened to the lass with no class.
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
animal, giggle, humor, uplifting, voice, word play, world,
The Donkey vs The Tiger
Hold on to your many stripes
Before you blow out your pipes
I can hear you loud and clear
Stop acting so cavalier
Cool off then ride on one of the bikes
Written by
April Lee
Categories:
funny love,
Jenky Donkey
My donkey is Jenky
I knew from the start.
I tried not to love him
but he stole my heart.
Every morning he smile,
Gently kiss my forehead.
Coming rite back,
Every morning he said.
An hour'd pass by,
Then maybe two.
No sign of my donkey,
Do what do I do?
I look out my window, text donkeys phone.
No sign of my donkey, could donkey be gone?
He gave me his word,
No reason to lie.
But donkey don't show,
N ape starts to cry.
My donkey Is Jenky,
He tells me sweet lies.
Forever I'll love him.
Til the day donkey dies.
Written by
Sierra Chen
Categories:
1st grade, for her, fun, funny, work,
Donkey
Donkey
Should a donkey fail to perform
Simply
set the intention to
Let Her Go
Years of training her brain
A dunce’s hat
title
“Clowning Achievement”
Tethered this donkey and a horse to a tree
Mates no mule, must
let-her-go
A mighty prod in the back
Shows no betterment, must
let-her-go, set-her-free
In point of fact
Set-Me-Free
Written by
Crystol Woods
Categories:
humor, silly, tiger,
Dentist Donkey
Came Tiger with sore, rotten teeth
To Doc Donkey to get some relief
“Smells like you've had treats,
Just what did you eat?”
Numbed Tiger said, “Ath, juth a pieth”
Written by
Jim Healey
Categories:
anti bullying, humor,
The Tiger and the Donkey - A Fable for Our Time
The tiger growled "You shall not pass!"
The donkey said "Come on. Don't be so crass.
I'm just here for a drink
and if you really think
you can stop me, I'll just kick your dumb a**!"
Written by
Josehf Murchison
Categories:
anger, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
The Mirror and The Donkey
The Mirror and The Donkey
Mirror, mirror, up on the wall.
My attitudes the best of all.
And if you want a real gas.
You can kiss my big fat ***.
By
Josehf Lloyd Murchison
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Donkey In My House
sort of kind of um have to say no my husband said.
I gave him a look that said "to me you are dead."
Putting my foot down, he said, my foot down.
the donkey heard him and gave him a kick and a frown.
he flew threw the air and landed outside in the muck.
you should not have done that I told my donkey Chuck.
Chuck threw back his head and gave me a loud loving bray.
I am in the house now, he told me, and I plan to stay.
This is when I realized I might have made a little mistake.
When I told the donkey he could leave the garden and gate.
I brought him inside, and he is now slumbering in our warm bed.
husband might have been right, we are now sleeping in the barn instead.