Humorous and funny Doo poems and/or funny poems about Doo. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Doo funny poems!
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
funny love, humor, humorous, life, lust,
****-A-Doodle-Doo
young chicks
become
old hens
young cocks
become
old dreamers
remembering
****-a-doodle-doo
****-a-doodle-doo
while the hens cluck
in their sweet dreams
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
dog, humorous,
I'Ve Got the Doggy Doo Blues - For Contest
Woke up this morning all forlorn
Piles of dog poop lie on my lawn
I’d love to find the offending mutt
Give his owner a cork for its butt!
Dog poop is a disgusting mess
It gets everywhere I must confess
Come on dog owners make me happy
Put your pooch in a doggy nappy
Notices say 'clean up dog poop' -
All you need is a poop-a-scoop
Or simply carry a plastic bag …
If I see YOUR dog poohing – I will nag
Just clear up the offensive doggy doo -
It’s not a difficult thing to do!
Contest – Everyone Poops – Roy Jerden
07~26~15
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
anger, dog, environment, humorous,
Doggy Doo Blues
Susie stepped in a pile of dog pooh
It was caked on the sole of her shoe
Her shoes how they stank
The smell was so rank
To remove it what should Susie do?
Susie wiped mucky shoes on the mat
The mat on which her pussycat sat
Now it’s not on her shoes
But the cats got the blues
This poop issue we need to combat
Consider folks who are in a wheelchair
They wheel round but some dog owners don’t care -
Imagine just how it feels
Dog poop all over the wheels
At poopy hands they must just sit and stare
03~12~17
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humor,
Zip-A-See-Doo-Dah
Playing practical jokes gave Fred a high
making folks look foolish he wasn't shy.
But one vengeful night
victims took delight
seeing him on TV with an open fly.
Written by
John Freeman
Categories:
funny
Fun Capers With Scooby Doo
~Fun capers of Scooby the Doobie Doo,
Created, written by Glenn Leopoid,
Scooby must go on for humor pursue,
Most always in spooky ghost episode.
~Now when conversation would turned quite bleak,
Spin sliver screen Scooby, like car Daewoo.
While spinning feet of Scooby Doo’s doeth peak,
Scooby Doo, “I cant go on says friend Sue!”
~We’re together would say, “the Scooby Doo!"
Doo’s feet would spin 90 miles he would gin.
Scooby Doo at ghost would be thrust by Sue!
Slapstick funny, with spooky mansion’s blend.
~Spooked Scooby Doobie Doo, oh where are you?
Confused Doo, ghost even he did pursue!
For Matt Caliri Contest
Why We Must Go On
Written by
Julia Ho
Categories:
cheer up, funny, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous
Whoop Dee Doo
Whoop dee do
How do you do?
I'm fine too
Just writing some
Poems to woo.
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
bird, humorous,
Do Dodos Do Doo Doos
[Mr Google assures me that the plural of Dodo is dodos or dodoes]
Do dodos do doo doos
Not any more
But dodos did do doo doos
They did doo doos on the floor
But dodos doing doo doos
Dropping doo doos on your head
Means dodos dropping doo doos
Makes me glad the dodo’s dead
Do dodos do disclaimers
Do those dodos dare deny
That dodos do do doo doos
From high up in the sky
Dodos don’t do doo doos
That drop down upon your head
They can’t fly, they’re three feet high
And like I said… they’re dead
Written by
Georgia Kereopa
Categories:
dream, funny, silly,
S Doo Text Me, Where Are You
I roar the lioness in dreams
sweet promise, sensual echo
my abode your heart
a constitution
hope manifesting love
butterfly kisses, tongue licks
fireworks ignite the sky
the Disney, happy ever after ending
just before you wake, a twist
kismet dissociation
strange magic, weaves in the airrr
your favourite song
pleasant sensations, hum along
you wake up at the beach, oh schmack
Scoobie Doo’s rubbing sunscreen on my back
Scoobie Doobie Doo!
Entered in Another 8 word challenge
Sponsor: Kai Michael Neumann
Words: Constitution, Hope, Echo, Dissociation, Abode, Dreams, Lioness, Sensual
Written by
Gregory Richard Barden
Categories:
humorous, music, word play,
Tuba-Dooba-Doo
There was a man played the trombone
Who dreamed of a grand sousaphone
Tho' his weak embouchure
Made his low notes impure
His blowing sucked more than his tone.
N/A'd in the "Your Best NEW Limerick" Poetry Contest.
( Syllables = 8, 8, 6, 6, 8 - counted at HowManySyllables.com )