Humorous and funny Dragon poems and/or funny poems about Dragon. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Dragon funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
The Old Dragon
The moment I entered the door
I could hear the old dragon roar
She was wearing her usual frown
Fiery flames were shooting around
She’d turn Medusa to stone with that stare
Just one glare and you'd better take care
I could picture the scene we would meet
as visiting her was no culinary treat
I’m not saying that she was a bad cook
When we visited you just took potluck
I’d have to pick like a bird at the food
It was vile but I didn’t want to be rude
My life is good … but it did have one flaw
This old dragon was … my mother in law!
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Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny,
Fluff the Tragic Dragon
The Royal Dragon, Fluff, was ugly and mean.
Things she did were cruel and obscene.
She was so wrong,
it inspired a song.
"Fluff, the Tragic Dragon, Queen"!
Written by
Ann Roske
Categories:
animals, fantasy, children, funny, nature,
The Damsel and the Dragon
fly away
a dragon and a damsel meet
at the pond
Written by
Elijah Johnson
Categories:
child, fantasy, father son, children, humor,
My Pet Dragon
If dragons were real asked my son
Would I be able to keep one?
He could stay with me up in my room
Saturday morning we'll both watch cartoons
I could take him with me to school
And play Marco Polo in the pool
But what would you feed him asked I?
He'd need to fly high in the sky
If you catch one they get pretty mean
Dragons live in our wildest dreams.
Written by
Quentin Ehlinger
Categories:
humorous,
Hail To the Dragon Slayer
Hail to the Dragon Slayer?
From Metro-Goldwyn Mayer?
What did he really do?
Except charge me and you
To joust another player!
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
animal, appreciation, candy, food, fruit, fun, funny,
Dragon Eats
Dragons, how they love to eat;
What they eat the most are sweets.
Candy, baked goods, pudding drinks;
Rarely do they ever eat beets.
No asparagus carrots or broccoli;
They can be picky about meat.
No carrots, beans or salad greens;
Just the pleasant sugary treats.
The darnedest thing about it though;
Diabetes they never get.
Sweets never seem to stunt their growth;
But belly aches make them fret.
Occasionally dragons will eat fruits,
Because they’re a nectarous substitute.
Written by
Romeo Naces
Categories:
animals, funny, nature,
Dragon Slayer
dragons that he slew..
tiny roosting dragonflies..
laugh tears in her eyes..
Written by
Susan Jeavons
Categories:
children, courage, fantasy, giggle, humorous, imagery, silly,
Dragon Giggles
Dragon Giggles
To make a dragon giggle
you must wiggle both your ears
stand upon one foot
scream and shout and hope he hears.
If he falls down on the ground
and his fire fizzles out
you have found his funny bone
and he'll laugh and roll about.
But do not be presumptuous
and think this dragon's tame
for fire breathing dragons
are quite famous for their flame!
If he doesn't think you're funny
lay down flat, pretend you're dead
and if you're lucky he won't scorch you
but will tickle you instead!
Written by
Dr. Robert Ippaso
Categories:
allegory, humor, parody, political, satire, success, symbolism,
St George and the Dragon - In Boris' Own Words On Winning the Uk Election
I wielded my sword
And slayed the foul dragon,
Then crammed the vile beast
Right back in his flagon.
Pickled and sodden
There will he lie
Few to remember
Fewer to cry.
Obnoxious his deeds,
Destructive his breath,
His venom pervasive,
So glad for his death.
Now we can harness
Our thoughts and our prayers,
Be kind and productive
Not just dragon slayers.
This noble island
This hallowed soil,
So very much more
Than one man’s spoil.
Let the healing commence,
Work as one to achieve,
A country in which
We all so believe.
A land of invention,
Of Shakespeare and Keats,
Of boundless endeavor,
Whose heart strongly beats.
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
animal, cute, fun, funny, myth, mythology, sleep,
Dragon Needs a C-Pap
Dragon
Snoring loud
Shook loose our walls
Rebuilding was costly
C-Pap!
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny,
A Dragon a Day
Why are there so many dragons to slay?
I seem to meet one or two each day....
My shinning knight never came to protect me
From me, not the dragon, he wanted to flee...
My sword and I make a pitiful sight
We're old and tarnished, to tired to fight...
I think about making the dragon my friend
Its probably the safest plan in the end...
Just how do you make peace with a dragon?
May I'll take him peach pies in my wagon
( sorry, not much rhymes with wagon)
This medieval tale is pretty much a big mess
My poor old muse wrote it, I have to confess..
I couldn't come up with anything great for the contest..so just wrote something silly..
(not an entry)
.
Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
children, funny, people, places,
The Calico Dragon
A lady I know,
Out in New Mexico,
Befriended a calico dragon.
She used to haul him around
Old Santa Fe town,
In her convertible Ford station wagon
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
animals, family, fantasy, food, funny
Enter the Dragon
It was on a Sunday morning
When the dragon came to call
It just barrelled through the doorway
And it landed in the hall
Dressed in green it sauntered in
Ignoring our objection
Wandering from room to room
Performing its inspection
Till finally it came to rest
And on the sofa sat
It was mean and it was ugly
It was hideous and fat
The beast demanded food and drink
Cheese sandwiches and more
I know it seems quite scary, but
She is my mother in law
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
animal, fun, funny, humorous, myth,
A Dragon Never Smokes
You
Will not
See dragons
Smoking any
Cigarettes; they can
Incinerate
One just by
Lighting
It.
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagery, myth,
A Sneezing Dragon
Dragon
With virus
He sneezed and sneezed
So hard one day; burned up
A wall!
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
animal, food, funny, humorous, myth,
Overeating Dragon
Dragon
Dragon
Addicted
To banana splits
Can't fit through the doors
Diet!
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
animal, food, fun, funny, myth,
Overeating Dragon
Dragon
Addicted
Banana splits
No longer fits through doors
Diet!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Their Leek Is Dragon
On Sundays, Welsh wives go to chapel
Each one of them ready to grappel
Not for an hymn book
Nor Minister's look
They just want a bite of Eve's apple!
Written by
Peter Onyancha
Categories:
allegory, allusion, humor, imagination,
The Last Dragon
Outside the cottage
Serene with dew on a leaf
And a few petals breed
A mosquito matches across the ear
You whip your hand in the air
You clasp the dragon
And grind your fingers
Like a serpent at it
wringing a kill
You bite your lip
you almost bleed
Veins popping
Tears foaming
You breath out for it
Then feel a pinch
The mosquito
had long landed
Right behind your palm
Sucking the succulent meal
Sometimes that is life
You wait again
you plot again
Walking round the room
like a witch in the night.
Written by
Neill Mockett
Categories:
animals, children, funny,
George the Dragon
George The Dragon was alone and sad
Ashamed because of a problem he had
And because it caused embarrassment
To a far away country George was sent
He told his situation to a merry old toad
Who he met while walking along a road
I cannot breathe fire - not like the rest
It does not matter which food I digest
I can only breathe clouds - bearing rain
The toad said - George, why complain?
You will always be welcome in our land
As you can see - there is only the sand
So George The Dragon decided to stay
And keeps the rivers filled - to this day
Written by
Ralph Sergi
Categories:
humorous,
My Pet Dragon
He stands here now
to face a dragon with his snares
it spews a fire from its spacious nares
lts talons scraping sand
to greet his rival with nets in strong hands
to save a damsel from a cruel fate
and not to slay him but to set
an example as he wanted a pet
Writing Challenge June 1 , 2019
Crumbling Rhyme Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Dear Heart
June 14, 2019
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
cute, funny, humor, humorous, imagery, myth,
Dragon Chow
Dragon’s reputation is not great;
Children were never meals for him.
Instead modern day dragons,
Like people food the best;
Especially the
Succulent taste…
Fried chicken
Breasts and
Legs.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humor, work,
tickle secretary to dragon Chad
Best job I never had was being tickle secretary to a pink dragon, Chad.
I had twenty-six job before I met him, and believe me, they were all bad.
Tickled him every hour from his tail to his gigantic fire-breathing nose.
He laughed like hyena pack who had stayed all night in a bar until close.
If he guffawed too hard, I had to mop up the room and well beyond too.
The great news, is that Chad was good-natured and fun, never ever blue.
Spending time with him was a delight, I never got tired of working with him.
Now I clean up a grizzly bear with a toothache, his name is growly Jim.
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor,
Dragon Flies
Dragon Files
Why do dragons need flies…when did they start wearing pants
John G. Lawless
©12/21/2018
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun, humor, nonsense,
A Dragon Purchased Kamasutra For Fun
A dragon purchased Kamasutra for fun,
Tried the poses one by one in the sun.
But in a twisty embrace,
He fell flat on his face,
Now he's learning love's not easily done!