Humorous and funny Drunken poems and/or funny poems about Drunken. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Drunken funny poems!
Written by
Paloma P
Categories:
allegory, drink, humor, imagery, imagination,
Drunken Pink Elephants Allegory
Intoxicated pinkish elephants
electrified in splendiferous drunkenness
surmised surrealistic playgrounds
of surround sound echoing laughter &
expansivly lit hot air balloons
merrily drifting to embrace star-dusted
skies' kaleidoscopic enchantment
ever wonder,
do intoxicated pink elephants hallucinate
the same as our own alcoholic delirium
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
celebration, funny, ireland, , cute,
A Leprechaun With Drunken Lips
My acushla,* today only kiss
this cute Leprechaun with drunken lips!
I drink lots of green beer,
sit next to me and cheer!
My cuishle, don't make them boo and hiss!
* acushla: darling
* cuishle: dear
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, dedication, family, children, funny, happiness, imagination, inspirational, passion, places, sea, seasons, sports, uplifting, visionary
A Drunken Tale
Over lips and through da gums
Hooked minno is going down some
Depth by depth there she sinks
Hooked a dam dogfish oh how that stinks
Pulled anchor and now drowning in rum
Tribute To Fishing
Also Entry For
Carolyn Devonshire's
Sea Tale Limericks
GL All
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
Drunken Outback Dog
My brown kelpy outback dog
Quite often gets on the grog,
He chases his tail constantly,
Briefly stopping to scratch a flea,
Then, off with the sheep to play leap-frog.
Written by
Erin Werner
Categories:
funny, imagination
Drunken Inverted Triangle
Drunken Inverted Triangle
I am a weird shape but, easy to figure out.
I would like to think, that I even standout.
I am an inverted martini glass filled up!
I will not spill because I will stand up.
I am a upside down pyramid too.
I am a inverted nutrition menu.
I’m a yield sign for the corner.
I am a upside down dollar.
Next time, you see me.
Just think, I can't be.
a circle. But, I can
be used in news-
articles. Watch
me be used;
in other
things
too!
Written by
Njeri Hunjeri
Categories:
humor, image,
Drunken Moon
sitting on the moon
above the whole world below
where are my refills
Njeri, 7.3.2015
Drunken moon contest
By STAT A
Written by
Teresita Cailo
Categories:
funny
Drunken
Wobbly he walks to lose the chill
Wine and smoke blended in the air
Knocks a store, as he bangs a chair
"Give me beer, here's a hundred bill"
"Sorry, this' a play money, Will"
Written by
Keith D Trestrail
Categories:
humorous, moon,
Drunken Moon
He has a dark side,
a lunartic on moonshine…
but it’s just a phase!
Written: July 2015
Written by
Valsa George
Categories:
celebration, confusion, funny,
Drunken Dance
Drunk Sue, leapt onto the ironing board,
In great vigour swinging both her hands wide.
As on a big stage
Forgetting her age,
Danced in thrill, fell off, hitting her head hard
July.16.2022
Syllables- 10, 10, 5, 5, 10 (HMS)
Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by- Lisa YY
Written by
Paula Moyer
Categories:
adventure, fantasy, funny, life, night, night,
Drunken Nights
The night we met
We said no words at all
That didn't really matter
Because we were dancing, drinking, and having a ball!
I watched you all night
And then we shot pool
Your bod was so fine
I started to drool!!
The looks you gave me
I couldn't stand
I wanted you bad
I'm so glad you weren't on demand.
We had one night together
Now you are gone
I'll wait on you
Till forever's dawn.
Written by
Ken Bennight
Categories:
abuse, addiction, drink, humor,
Drunken Man
Bags of chips and empty cans,
the puddles of the drunken man.
Falling down cause he can't stand,
the stumbles of the drunken man.
Shange the shannels nothingzz on,
the mumbles of the drunken man.
He don't know nor understand,
because he's just a drunken man.