Funny Poems About Duck or Duck Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny,

Duck

Shut the duck up
Or is it a goose
Always honking
Noisy creature
Shut the duck up
Aflax!!!
I knew that you would get in the last word!  

This is not meant to resemble 
anyone or anything..
Just written for fun!
My sense of humor has returned!

I have no idea what form it could be???

Entered into Andrea's contest...


Poem Details | by randy johnson |
Categories: film, funny, humor,

Howard the Duck

I watched the worst movie ever made, it truly sucks.
The movie that I'm talking about is Howard the Duck.
It has scarred and cursed me for life.
Because of this movie, I lost my wife.
Seeing that movie also struck me blind.
This movie is an abomination to mankind.
Now I must take viagra because I've been cursed in another way as well.
Just because I watched Howard the Duck, my life has become a living hell.
Every copy of this movie must be destroyed.
Unless you want to be like me, this is a movie that you should avoid.

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: funny, love

Duck Quickly

Yikes! Arrow targeting me Cupid, please choose another Scars from your last shot remain Heart still bleeding red
*For Francine's "Red" Contest

Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,

Uncle Duck



Once there was a man called Uncle Duck
no silly, a scholar with wide exposure is duck
Boasts Symbol of freedom is I,
symbol of happiness and fidelity is I
bloody post modern is duck.


Poem Details | by Theresa CW |
Categories: fun, humor, nonsense,

Bucking Did Duck Did Chuck

Bucking Did Duck Did Chuck


Have you ever seen a bucking duck cluck?
Maybe he fell down and did not suck
Into the oats and grain for he could not duck
The bucking, clucking, duck could not fill up on muck
Could he wallop an ugly duck of Chuck’s wallop of pucks?
Of woodchuck, woodchuck then maybe he should pluck, duck.


Written: 11/26/14
Theresa Marie Hummingbird

Poem Details | by Paula Puddephatt |
Categories: animals, funny, life, nature,

Duck Haiku

floating undisturbed,

upon the tranquil waters:

bread, declined by ducks 

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: funny,

Cold Duck on da Floor

Hic, burp, dadgumit Weared dat cocktail napkin go Wanted ta git 'er phone numbr Ineabriated pen fell to da floor, Taking da napkin, too Ah, well, I’ll jest go over ta that fine lady Oops! Freakin’ pen rolled neath ma feet Crash! Yep, write on da floor I set Oh no, she’s a-lookin’ my way At dis humbling floor display I wave; she smiles But wen I git ta my feet, she’s gone Blasted fallin’-doun-drunk pen led me on No moore goose chases fer me Bartender, Ill take ma Cold Duck on da floor
*For Elliot’s “Drink Drunken Pen Drink” contest

Poem Details | by Cherie Fleming |
Categories: funny, giggle, humorous,

The Duck of Waddlesworth

There was a duck in Waddlesworth
Who wore a silver hat.
And on the crown he wore a pin-
A diamond studded cat.

It's said pride comes before a fall
And he was vain, you see.
Because his beak was in the air,
One day he stepped in pee.

Now the day was just beginning.
The duck had many plans.
He'd scheduled for a manicure
Though it requires hands.

He shook off the offending wet
And strolled into the shop,
But he was chased off with a broom
Then bumped into a cop.

"Excuse me, Mr. Officer!
Pardon me!" he said.
Then he ruffled up his feathers,
And went to lunch instead.

Poem Details | by Anna-Marie Docherty |
Categories: children, funny, happiness, imagination, life, nature, uplifting,

Duck eggs for breakfast

Crack, push, wriggle, peck,
Wet duckling appears by night -

Easter breakfast runs

Poem Details | by Arlene Smith |
Categories: funny, silly,

Duck in my Quack

There's a moose a loose with a duck on his back!
If you see them stop dead in your tracks.
Do not engage, for they will fight back.
The moose made a slingshot out of his rack.
If you are naive and turn your back;
Moose will sling duck hard and fast.
Popping your butt with a very loud crack.
Leaving you with a duck stuck in your quack.

Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: hilarious,

Down On Your Duck

Eesa Qakker from Upper Cumbuck
Sadly lost his prize winning duck,
It wandered away
When its fence went astray,
Talk about down on your duck.



Poem Details | by Anthony August |
Categories: dark, funny,

Donald Duck and the AK47

I first seen this bird 
When I was seven
His name is Donald Duck
And he's got an A.K.47
Why you ask does this bird got heat
Well he's from American where there's a need
Mickey mouse carrie's a 30 ot 6
Minnie's liberal she carrie's a stick
Goofie's got a sub machine gun
That silly dog is lot's of fun
Then we have Snow White and the 7 dwarfs
Who enjoy target practice at the golf course
They like themselve's a 45
There also wanted dead or alive
Peter Pan and Tinker Bell
Both of them can rot in he**
As for Mr. Walt himself
He's a bazooka man that launches elve's
So the next time you goto disneyland
Better bring some ammo and some sand

Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: humor,

REFUSAL TO DUCK

REFUSAL TO DUCK

Tucker sits on lawn chair sipping his pop.
Two bullet holes like flies land on backdrop.
A retired mechanism.
He’s done with tourism.
He’s a sitting duck in front of a shop.

8/16/2017

Poem Details | by Kevon Worrell |
Categories: animal, death, funny,

The golden duck

There was once a golden duck 
Who had a golden truck 
He went on a plane 
Got shot in his brain
And the man said that he will pluck the duck

Poem Details | by Susan Ashley |
Categories: fun, humor, political, thanksgiving day,

Turkey Day For A Lame Duck




Now pouts the ex-president Trumpty his turkey-day gravy’s all lumpy he’s down on his luck for he’s a lame duck his a** voters threw in the dumpty Susan Ashley November 26, 2020 ~ Second Place ~ Contest: Out On A Lim Sponsor: Joseph May

Poem Details | by Michael Eastman |
Categories: fantasy, friend, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,

Klutzy Duck

Once there was a Klutzy Duck
Had problems day and night – yuck
Until he came across a young Dragon that was also out of luck
They started a conversation and found that both had incidences that suck
Dragon showed the Duck that his friends could help and do a pick-me-up
Duck also shared his experiences and remarked on the new friendship struck
They laughed and found that together they could take their moments out of the muck
We won’t mention that the Dragon and Duck were sitting on a new Chevy truck
Now the owner of the vehicle, a guy named Puck
Found muddy Dragon and Duck prints all over that had stuck

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: conflict, humorous, spoken word,

SHUT THE DUCK UP

Old Pattie just cannot stop talking Voice grates like a mallard duck squawking Can't you just be quiet ? For once you should try it Her hen pecked husband left walking! Written after we went out tonight - this woman would not shut up and in the end her hubby just walked out of the room 6/10/18

Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: adventure, analogy, animal, conflict, funny,

JUST MY LUCK THE QUACK THAT WAS WACK WAS A DUCK--

I was jogging, I saw a quack; I stop and pondered; What is that? I thought this, this is wack; Look at my slacks; They had gotten wet; From water I didn't spill nor did I sweat; And I bet, ya! wondering; Just what's going on; Am I hallucinating......... while still on the trail on the track, In my wet drench now jogging slacks; This here unpleasant, wasn't a pheasant; For you see he poke and peck; Yet you still wonder and ponder; This flat-footed wonder was a Duck!! JUST MY LUCK THE QUACK THAT WAS WACK WAS A DUCK-- yaaaaay ouch yeaaaa help!!!!
4/9/19 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©

Poem Details | by randy johnson |
Categories: animals, food, funny, love,

I slept with Daffy Duck

(This is a fictional poem)

I slept with Daffy Duck and I'm so ashamed.
Instead of making love to a woman, I made love to game.
I was drunk when we got in the sack.
He was so sexy because he was black.
When my girlfriend found out, she forgave me even though I'm a sinner.
She then shot Daffy Duck and served him for dinner.

Poem Details | by misty hunter |
Categories: allegory, animals, funny, happiness,

A Duck

A Duck Goes Quack
so do I
Maybe I'm a duck
Though I can't Fly
quack quack quack
now i'm sure I'm a loon
Swim swim swim
then I'll fly to the moon

Poem Details | by Justin Abdool |
Categories: addiction, animal, bird, drink, hilarious, silly, wine,

The Man Who Waddled Like a Duck

There once was a man named Chuck
Who waddled just like a duck

When they asked, “are you fine”?
He replied, “It’s the wine”

That made him look very struck!

Poem Details | by Sonia Walker |
Categories: humor,

Chuck the Duck

Chuck the duck chased Sally across the pond,
she was the prettiest girl duck he ever saw,
her feathers were soft and fluffy
with a personality which was not stuffy.

He had his eye on her for some time
as she swam before him flirting away,
pretending to be coy and hard to get
which made him quack and sweat.

One day while the birds were tweeting, 
and the sun was at its highest point,
Sally was floating upside down in the pond,
her body looked flat and did not respond,

Chuck the duck was beside himself,
he discovered Sally was a plastic toy,
her beauty was not real and now deflated,
he quacked in sadness and is no longer elated.


Poem Details | by Mark Toney |
Categories: animal, bird, fun, humorous, insect, word play,

Lord Love A Duck

Lord Love A Duck

Quacky little bird call
When you hear it coming duck!
If farmer Fudd is after you
You're running out of luck

Totin' shotgun and bird shot,
Son, he's aiming not to please
He's sneaking close behind you bird
You better hold your sneeze

Cuz your feathers are a tickler
Your bill is orange and bright
While the farmer is a stickler
He will sup on bird tonight

Lord love a duck!
Of him you mustn't run a fowl
Pain from freshly plucked feathers
Will be enough to make you howl!


Poem Details | by L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories: funny, humorous,

Donald Duck

I have never heard of a man named Donald Duck
Pity the guy with such poor luck
Somewhere I am certain this fellow exists
But His name doesn't appear on any famous people lists!


Written on December 18, 2020
For the Clerihew contest

Poem Details | by Justin Abdool |
Categories: animal, bird, drink, fear, food, funny, horror,

The Man Who Ate Duck

There once was a man named Buck
Who ate a morsel of duck

He started to cough
Then took a huge quaff

Cause his wife forgot to pluck!