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Poem Details | by Poet Destroyer A |
Categories: adventure, blessing, corruption, earth, environment, funny, nature,

Earth Day

~Planet of the apes~

Ape should inherit the world
Perhaps  --maybe, just maybe!
Earth has a chance 


Poem Details | by Harshath Vidheya |
Categories: earth, humor, planet, space, sun, universe, write,


Sun Writes Letters
To all the Planets, but None can Read
The Ashes.

Poem Details | by Ella Weiss |
Categories: 7th grade, art, death, earth, faith, funny love, sick,

Covid-19 Is Everywhere

"Its corona time" they said
I really hope I don't wind up dead
Many people have such as Tom Hanks
He's been tested. It wasn't a prank

Stores are running out of Purell and toilet paper
COVID-19 is like a game and we are all desperate players

Wash your hands and say a prayer
Becasue coronavirus is everywhere

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humor,

Heaven On Earth

In the dark recesses of my mind Dwells a passion for life and all it's secrets To experience the wonders of this amazing world To discover its vast oceans of knowledge To revel in the sweetness of a gentle breeze To smell nature's lingering aroma after a summer rain The moonlit nights that light our way home The magic of those bright twinkling stars How fortunate we are to be alive To be able to experience the magic of the morning With the sweet smell of honeysuckle in the air As we stroll through unending fields Of lush greenery under brilliant blue skies Some would describe this as heaven on earth I would describe it as, “whatcha bin smokin' dude!”

Poem Details | by Rajagopal Kaimal |
Categories: crazy, earth, environment, food, green, humorous, pain,


Coconut kernel is
good to eat;
healthy, too.

But a coconut
falling on 
one's head isn't

Poem Details | by John Michaels |
Categories: beauty, earth, environment, humor, nature, rainforest,


Deforestation; blades cut a swathe through foliage: beauty has its price.

Poem Details | by Robin L. Gass |
Categories: funny

Footle - Journey To the Center of the Earth


the core

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: addiction, april, best friend, computer, confusion, courage, culture, cute love, earth, emotions, encouraging, environment, fantasy, farm, feelings, funny love, garden, happiness, happy, i love you, i miss you, inspirational, internet, irony, july, june, kiss, loneliness, love, magic, me, metaphor, nature, parody, repetition, satire, science, social, technology, tree, women, world, youth,


follow on facebook,
adore on pinterest,
fall in love on instagram,
kiss on a hunch,
all under a tree.

Poem Details | by Shane Cooper |
Categories: earth day, giggle, humor,


There was a black beetle named May
Who lived with a  frog in some hay
Together they would roam 
Adventures far from home
Singing yippe-Ki-yay all day

Poem Details | by Jslambert Mister Roboto |
Categories: confusion, funny, happiness, holiday, hope, inspirational, introspection, life, music, nature, passion, peace, people, philosophy, time, travel, uplifting, urban, visionary

4:20, Four- Twenty, the Earth Day Birthday

Contractual agreements with publisher caused DELETION

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: earth day, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, rainforest, work,


lumberjacks fell on their knees

when our woods ran out of trees

no thought to give in

and after a spin

were soon modeling dickies.

Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: earth, earth day, environment, humor,

Just Stuff It

It seems every time I buy some stuff
It comes wrapped up in more stuff
I'm so sick and tired of all this trash
I say "enough's enough"
So tomorrow I'm packing it all in a crate
With a bio-degradable liner
Then slapping it with some postage 
And sending it back to China

Yep--it's all for the contest

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: cheer up, earth, farm, flying, giggle, humor, humorous,


ufos buzz lake erie

blowing air force theory

for each tows a sign

flashing this short line

we borrowed cows from o'leary.

Poem Details | by Randy Imwalle |
Categories: animal, earth day, funny, word play,

The Humble, Brown Snail

Consider the humble, brown snail
He's only a head and a tail
No fingers or toes
Yet, there it goes!
Just follow its shiny, bright trail.

Poem Details | by Carlos Kipkoech |
Categories: crazy, earth day, funny love, high school, silly, student, sweet,

Why I Fail In English

Ten minutes past time she enters,
She's too beautiful to be a teacher,
Her favorite short skirt exposes her thick thighs,
Lips red and pouting, she's a killer,
Right away my concentration flees,
Her and me far away at planet Jupiter,
With a bungalow and two exuberant kids,
I just wedded my teacher at Jupiter,
And it's Only within fifteen minutes,
Don't worry,Maybe we'll fix and visit earth later,
Bell rings,and she ends,
Only to notice,I didn't even open my locker,
Am back to Earth,not with her,but with several boys.

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: earth, earth day, funny, humor,

The Next Red Hot Real Estate Market

Earth's death seems to be in our stars
End comes from the greed planet's scars
But the rich have reach
And will visit the beach
Near estates they've purchased on Mars

Poem Details | by Blake Holland |
Categories: addiction, allusion, angel, anger, art, celebration, confusion, crazy, depression, desire, earth, emotions, fantasy, fear, feelings, freedom, god, grief, health, humanity, humorous, image, imagination, life, loneliness, love, magic, music, nonsense, peace, planet, political, poverty, power, pride, psychological, sound, space, spiritual, stars, stress, suicide, sympathy, teen, usa, wisdom, world,

An Aquarian Exposition

Take the pill
on the hill
and don't be shrill
when you see the rainbow
when you are low.
Just go with the flow
and eat the purple snow.
Chase the rabbits 
through the green field
but use my shield 
to end all of your habits.

Poem Details | by Black Eyed Susan |
Categories: funny, nature,

Beyond Earth Hour Challenge

Inhale the earth
the world’s a dessert -
just give a burp

Tip: Use seran wrap only for food. Don’t use it as clothing ;P
Real tip: Use ceramic dishes instead of paper plates for meals to decrease landfills and pollution.

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: body, earth, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,

Worried Doctor

once a sports doctor from perth

wanted to leave planet earth

for his nurse did inject

dietetically wreck

a famous champions girth.

Poem Details | by Thomas Martin |
Categories: earth, humorous, society,

Emergency Meeting of Flat Earth Society

Called meeting of Flat Earth Society 
The Enclosed Earth theory must refute
As well Hollow Earth theory to dispute
and that dag nab round earth futility

It's clear as dirt we must confute
That old thingamajig gravity
Which with not our abacus compute
So how can we on an earth agree

Such a problem the enclosed earth theory,
Where we are all living in a Truman Show,
And of the hollow earth so very weary,
To this silliness in the trash throw.

Then all scientists and fools will flock
To see us clinging to this flatty rock.

Poem Details | by Don Davidson |
Categories: bird, crazy, earth, fun, funny, humor, humorous, silly, write, writing,

One For Kicks

I know a bird who sways and swings
He jumps and kicks and flaps his wings
He cannot fly in stormy weather
He cannot strut his fluffy feathers
So instead he sits and sings.

Poem Details | by Arthur Vaso |
Categories: art, earth, humor,

Micro Poetry

Micro Poetry

a small dot
on a page
that's all I got


Poem Details | by Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories: culture, earth, gender, health, humor, integrity, love,

Fascism's Uncertain Patriotic Ring

Fascism has grown cancerous maturity
to pathologically enforce
what mere nationalistic military-industrialized supremacy
would patriotically endorse.

Supremacists of race or gender
or metaphysical systems of personal as political investment,
mistake allegiance to icons and idols and pledges
of national privilege
for personal passion and investment in gratitudes of love
for EarthTribe's WinWin Lands with blessing waters,
Gaian Principles 
of Organic Health Co-Governing Procedures.

Against fascist growing cancers
degeneratively erasing
what EarthTribe optimal regenerators
are more matriotically embracing.

Poem Details | by Gerry Mattia |
Categories: beauty, community, earth, environment, growth, identity, introspection, memory, summer,

Funny Thing About the Yard

It’s always behind or in front

seems it needs a door to get to

never complains when it rains

pleasantly, pets poop & pee

friends & family cross to hug me

my connect out there

in the back and front

it’s what I have now for all the hard

that stretch out there

the yard

Poem Details | by Jimmi Canada |
Categories: cousin, culture, earth, emotions, family, fire, giggle, hyperbole, international, introspection, love, magic, simple, slam, thank you, today, voice, weather, wine,


Metti blic,

over-top soars of the harmonica,

the ancient way takes thee and smoke...

With soliloquies we join the mast-

sanctify the allegory,

sustain some good~ing!