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Poem Details | by
Poet Destroyer A |
Categories:
adventure, blessing, corruption, earth, environment, funny, nature,
~Planet of the apes~
Ape should inherit the world
Perhaps --maybe, just maybe!
Earth has a chance
~*~
Poem Details | by
Harshath Vidheya |
Categories:
earth, humor, planet, space, sun, universe, write,
Sun Writes Letters
To all the Planets, but None can Read
The Ashes.
Poem Details | by
Ella Weiss |
Categories:
7th grade, art, death, earth, faith, funny love, sick,
"Its corona time" they said
I really hope I don't wind up dead
Many people have such as Tom Hanks
He's been tested. It wasn't a prank
Stores are running out of Purell and toilet paper
COVID-19 is like a game and we are all desperate players
Wash your hands and say a prayer
Becasue coronavirus is everywhere
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
In the dark recesses of my mind
Dwells a passion for life and all it's secrets
To experience the wonders of this amazing world
To discover its vast oceans of knowledge
To revel in the sweetness of a gentle breeze
To smell nature's lingering aroma after a summer rain
The moonlit nights that light our way home
The magic of those bright twinkling stars
How fortunate we are to be alive
To be able to experience the magic of the morning
With the sweet smell of honeysuckle in the air
As we stroll through unending fields
Of lush greenery under brilliant blue skies
Some would describe this as heaven on earth
I would describe it as, “whatcha bin smokin' dude!”
Poem Details | by
Rajagopal Kaimal |
Categories:
crazy, earth, environment, food, green, humorous, pain,
Coconut kernel is
good to eat;
healthy, too.
But a coconut
falling on
one's head isn't
healthy!
Poem Details | by
John Michaels |
Categories:
beauty, earth, environment, humor, nature, rainforest,
Deforestation;
blades cut a swathe through foliage:
beauty has its price.
Poem Details | by
Robin L. Gass |
Categories:
funny
Explore
the core
Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
addiction, april, best friend, computer, confusion, courage, culture, cute love, earth, emotions, encouraging, environment, fantasy, farm, feelings, funny love, garden, happiness, happy, i love you, i miss you, inspirational, internet, irony, july, june, kiss, loneliness, love, magic, me, metaphor, nature, parody, repetition, satire, science, social, technology, tree, women, world, youth,
follow on facebook,
adore on pinterest,
fall in love on instagram,
kiss on a hunch,
all under a tree.
Poem Details | by
Shane Cooper |
Categories:
earth day, giggle, humor,
There was a black beetle named May
Who lived with a frog in some hay
Together they would roam
Adventures far from home
Singing yippe-Ki-yay all day
Poem Details | by
Jslambert Mister Roboto |
Categories:
confusion, funny, happiness, holiday, hope, inspirational, introspection, life, music, nature, passion, peace, people, philosophy, time, travel, uplifting, urban, visionary
Contractual agreements with publisher caused DELETION
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
earth day, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, rainforest, work,
lumberjacks fell on their knees
when our woods ran out of trees
no thought to give in
and after a spin
were soon modeling dickies.
Poem Details | by
Jerry T Curtis |
Categories:
earth, earth day, environment, humor,
It seems every time I buy some stuff
It comes wrapped up in more stuff
I'm so sick and tired of all this trash
I say "enough's enough"
So tomorrow I'm packing it all in a crate
With a bio-degradable liner
Then slapping it with some postage
And sending it back to China
Yep--it's all for the contest
Poem Details | by
Randy Imwalle |
Categories:
animal, earth day, funny, word play,
Consider the humble, brown snail
He's only a head and a tail
No fingers or toes
Yet, there it goes!
Just follow its shiny, bright trail.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
cheer up, earth, farm, flying, giggle, humor, humorous,
ufos buzz lake erie
blowing air force theory
for each tows a sign
flashing this short line
we borrowed cows from o'leary.
Poem Details | by
Carlos Kipkoech |
Categories:
crazy, earth day, funny love, high school, silly, student, sweet,
Ten minutes past time she enters,
She's too beautiful to be a teacher,
Her favorite short skirt exposes her thick thighs,
Lips red and pouting, she's a killer,
Right away my concentration flees,
Her and me far away at planet Jupiter,
With a bungalow and two exuberant kids,
I just wedded my teacher at Jupiter,
And it's Only within fifteen minutes,
Don't worry,Maybe we'll fix and visit earth later,
Bell rings,and she ends,
Only to notice,I didn't even open my locker,
Am back to Earth,not with her,but with several boys.
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
earth, earth day, funny, humor,
Earth's death seems to be in our stars
End comes from the greed planet's scars
But the rich have reach
And will visit the beach
Near estates they've purchased on Mars
Poem Details | by
Blake Holland |
Categories:
addiction, allusion, angel, anger, art, celebration, confusion, crazy, depression, desire, earth, emotions, fantasy, fear, feelings, freedom, god, grief, health, humanity, humorous, image, imagination, life, loneliness, love, magic, music, nonsense, peace, planet, political, poverty, power, pride, psychological, sound, space, spiritual, stars, stress, suicide, sympathy, teen, usa, wisdom, world,
Take the pill
on the hill
and don't be shrill
when you see the rainbow
when you are low.
Just go with the flow
and eat the purple snow.
Chase the rabbits
through the green field
but use my shield
to end all of your habits.
Poem Details | by
Black Eyed Susan |
Categories:
funny, nature,
Inhale the earth
the world’s a dessert -
just give a burp
Tip: Use seran wrap only for food. Don’t use it as clothing ;P
Real tip: Use ceramic dishes instead of paper plates for meals to decrease landfills and pollution.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
body, earth, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,
once a sports doctor from perth
wanted to leave planet earth
for his nurse did inject
dietetically wreck
a famous champions girth.
Poem Details | by
Thomas Martin |
Categories:
earth, humorous, society,
Called meeting of Flat Earth Society
The Enclosed Earth theory must refute
As well Hollow Earth theory to dispute
and that dag nab round earth futility
It's clear as dirt we must confute
That old thingamajig gravity
Which with not our abacus compute
So how can we on an earth agree
Such a problem the enclosed earth theory,
Where we are all living in a Truman Show,
And of the hollow earth so very weary,
To this silliness in the trash throw.
Then all scientists and fools will flock
To see us clinging to this flatty rock.
Poem Details | by
Don Davidson |
Categories:
bird, crazy, earth, fun, funny, humor, humorous, silly, write, writing,
I know a bird who sways and swings
He jumps and kicks and flaps his wings
He cannot fly in stormy weather
He cannot strut his fluffy feathers
So instead he sits and sings.
Poem Details | by
Arthur Vaso |
Categories:
art, earth, humor,
Micro Poetry
a small dot
on a page
that's all I got
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Poem Details | by
Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories:
culture, earth, gender, health, humor, integrity, love,
Fascism has grown cancerous maturity
to pathologically enforce
what mere nationalistic military-industrialized supremacy
would patriotically endorse.
Supremacists of race or gender
or metaphysical systems of personal as political investment,
mistake allegiance to icons and idols and pledges
of national privilege
for personal passion and investment in gratitudes of love
for EarthTribe's WinWin Lands with blessing waters,
Gaian Principles
of Organic Health Co-Governing Procedures.
Against fascist growing cancers
degeneratively erasing
what EarthTribe optimal regenerators
are more matriotically embracing.
Poem Details | by
Gerry Mattia |
Categories:
beauty, community, earth, environment, growth, identity, introspection, memory, summer,
It’s always behind or in front
seems it needs a door to get to
never complains when it rains
pleasantly, pets poop & pee
friends & family cross to hug me
my connect out there
in the back and front
it’s what I have now for all the hard
that stretch out there
the yard
Poem Details | by
Jimmi Canada |
Categories:
cousin, culture, earth, emotions, family, fire, giggle, hyperbole, international, introspection, love, magic, simple, slam, thank you, today, voice, weather, wine,
Metti blic,
over-top soars of the harmonica,
the ancient way takes thee and smoke...
With soliloquies we join the mast-
sanctify the allegory,
sustain some good~ing!