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Poem Details | by
Poet Destroyer A |
Categories:
adventure, blessing, corruption, earth, environment, funny, nature,
~Planet of the apes~
Ape should inherit the world
Perhaps --maybe, just maybe!
Earth has a chance
~*~
Poem Details | by
Shane Cooper |
Categories:
earth day, giggle, humor,
There was a black beetle named May
Who lived with a frog in some hay
Together they would roam
Adventures far from home
Singing yippe-Ki-yay all day
Poem Details | by
Jslambert Mister Roboto |
Categories:
confusion, funny, happiness, holiday, hope, inspirational, introspection, life, music, nature, passion, peace, people, philosophy, time, travel, uplifting, urban, visionary
Contractual agreements with publisher caused DELETION
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
earth day, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, rainforest, work,
lumberjacks fell on their knees
when our woods ran out of trees
no thought to give in
and after a spin
were soon modeling dickies.
Poem Details | by
Jerry T Curtis |
Categories:
earth, earth day, environment, humor,
It seems every time I buy some stuff
It comes wrapped up in more stuff
I'm so sick and tired of all this trash
I say "enough's enough"
So tomorrow I'm packing it all in a crate
With a bio-degradable liner
Then slapping it with some postage
And sending it back to China
Yep--it's all for the contest
Poem Details | by
Randy Imwalle |
Categories:
animal, earth day, funny, word play,
Consider the humble, brown snail
He's only a head and a tail
No fingers or toes
Yet, there it goes!
Just follow its shiny, bright trail.
Poem Details | by
Carlos Kipkoech |
Categories:
crazy, earth day, funny love, high school, silly, student, sweet,
Ten minutes past time she enters,
She's too beautiful to be a teacher,
Her favorite short skirt exposes her thick thighs,
Lips red and pouting, she's a killer,
Right away my concentration flees,
Her and me far away at planet Jupiter,
With a bungalow and two exuberant kids,
I just wedded my teacher at Jupiter,
And it's Only within fifteen minutes,
Don't worry,Maybe we'll fix and visit earth later,
Bell rings,and she ends,
Only to notice,I didn't even open my locker,
Am back to Earth,not with her,but with several boys.
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
earth, earth day, funny, humor,
Earth's death seems to be in our stars
End comes from the greed planet's scars
But the rich have reach
And will visit the beach
Near estates they've purchased on Mars
Poem Details | by
Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories:
earth, earth day, health, humor, peace, spring, sun,
How do you feel
when stepping out?
Of a cold dark house
into this returning first spring]
full-sun warm morning
just at fragrant dawn
Embracing your shoulders
neck
face
arms
hands
and your naked
cool green grassed
wet feet
You
squinting appreciation for FatherSun's
sacred enlightenment
promise
multi-regenerations greeting me
again
as He has spawned
co-arising deep gratitude
Resiliently regenerating
since FatherSun
first fertilized
organic MotherEarth's
black and brown-skinned
organic
ecofeminist
health is wombed eco-wealth.
How do you feel
when stepping out
into this last first spring
full-sun warm
passionate resilient morning?
Poem Details | by
Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories:
earth day, green, health, humor, integrity, peace, power,
I invite all human kind
to shun Trumpeting Towers
because they are irrelevant
to all MeWe things therapeutic
And because
my depressing blues songs
and green signs
tell
and retell
ultra-nonviolet me
we don't feed narcissistic
angry red
rabidly stampeding
ballistic elephants
Cuz it's not healthy
nor resiliently wealthy,
compassionately unwise.
Poem Details | by
Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories:
culture, earth day, health, humor, integrity, music, peace,
Any soulful song
of slow grown Earth
must incarnate roundly replicating
softly supplicating
deftly duplicating
mindfully non-masturbating
religiously regenerating
Wealthy climatic waves
of healthy EarthCulture
raves.