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Poem Details | by Poet Destroyer A |
Categories: adventure, blessing, corruption, earth, environment, funny, nature,

Earth Day

~Planet of the apes~

Ape should inherit the world
Perhaps  --maybe, just maybe!
Earth has a chance 


Poem Details | by Shane Cooper |
Categories: earth day, giggle, humor,


There was a black beetle named May
Who lived with a  frog in some hay
Together they would roam 
Adventures far from home
Singing yippe-Ki-yay all day

Poem Details | by Jslambert Mister Roboto |
Categories: confusion, funny, happiness, holiday, hope, inspirational, introspection, life, music, nature, passion, peace, people, philosophy, time, travel, uplifting, urban, visionary

4:20, Four- Twenty, the Earth Day Birthday

Contractual agreements with publisher caused DELETION

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: earth day, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, rainforest, work,


lumberjacks fell on their knees

when our woods ran out of trees

no thought to give in

and after a spin

were soon modeling dickies.

Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: earth, earth day, environment, humor,

Just Stuff It

It seems every time I buy some stuff
It comes wrapped up in more stuff
I'm so sick and tired of all this trash
I say "enough's enough"
So tomorrow I'm packing it all in a crate
With a bio-degradable liner
Then slapping it with some postage 
And sending it back to China

Yep--it's all for the contest

Poem Details | by Randy Imwalle |
Categories: animal, earth day, funny, word play,

The Humble, Brown Snail

Consider the humble, brown snail
He's only a head and a tail
No fingers or toes
Yet, there it goes!
Just follow its shiny, bright trail.

Poem Details | by Carlos Kipkoech |
Categories: crazy, earth day, funny love, high school, silly, student, sweet,

Why I Fail In English

Ten minutes past time she enters,
She's too beautiful to be a teacher,
Her favorite short skirt exposes her thick thighs,
Lips red and pouting, she's a killer,
Right away my concentration flees,
Her and me far away at planet Jupiter,
With a bungalow and two exuberant kids,
I just wedded my teacher at Jupiter,
And it's Only within fifteen minutes,
Don't worry,Maybe we'll fix and visit earth later,
Bell rings,and she ends,
Only to notice,I didn't even open my locker,
Am back to Earth,not with her,but with several boys.

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: earth, earth day, funny, humor,

The Next Red Hot Real Estate Market

Earth's death seems to be in our stars
End comes from the greed planet's scars
But the rich have reach
And will visit the beach
Near estates they've purchased on Mars

Poem Details | by Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories: earth day, green, health, humor, integrity, peace, power,

Shunning Elephantowers

I invite all human kind
to shun Trumpeting Towers
because they are irrelevant
to all MeWe things therapeutic

And because
my depressing blues songs
and green signs
and retell 
ultra-nonviolet me

we don't feed narcissistic
angry red 
rabidly stampeding
ballistic elephants

Cuz it's not healthy
nor resiliently wealthy,
compassionately unwise.

Poem Details | by Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories: culture, earth day, health, humor, integrity, music, peace,

Peaceful Earthculture

Any soulful song
of slow grown Earth
must incarnate roundly replicating
softly supplicating
deftly duplicating
mindfully non-masturbating
religiously regenerating

Wealthy climatic waves
of healthy EarthCulture