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adventure, easter, fear, funny, nonsense, religion,
He knows if you are sleeping,
He knows when you're awake,
He knows if you've been bad or good.
Zombie Jesus must be staked!
So eat your crackers and wine,
And think that you'll be saved,
But that's not why he's here because
Your brains are what he craves!
He'll never stop his rampage.
Not until he's fully fed,
But nothing satisfies his hunger
Like what rattles in your head.
He's coming down the chimney.
He's underneath your bed.
You think you can outrun him,
But soon you will be dead.
So you better not whisper,
You better not cry
Cuz even a shot between his eyes
Won't stop Zombie Jesus, tonight..
easter, funny, humor, humorous,
I'll give you my best diagnosis
Your bunny has caught a psychosis.
His drum bangs so loud
It disperses the crowd
But at least it's not myxomatosis*.
See Jan Allison's hilarious original Limerick Bunny Can Bang All Night.
* Myxomatosis: A viral infection of rabbits.
Carol Sunshine Brown
children, funny, holiday, uplifting,
Easter bunny race
Fell as he could not keep pace
Muddy bunny face
animals, funny, holiday, imagination, easter,
Do the Easter Hop
Basket filled with Sweet Joy
Candy and A Toy
Eight elephants ate eight eggs on Easter in England with eighty eight elves.
JSLambert Mister ROBOTO
art, childhood, family, children, friendship, funny, happiness, holiday, love, mothereaster, easter,
EASTER EGGS EVERYWHERE
Fun Filled Freedom.......
Giddy Giggly Games...
How ya' Hangin'???
Just Jolly Joey!
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!!
easter, funny, easter,
The Easter Rabbit had a spat with his wife
She said the dumb eggs were ruining her life
Laying eggs is so boring
Then there's your snoring
He met his demise with her carving knife...
NOTE:..apparently she borrowed the knife from
the farmer's wife ,who had been having trouble
with some blind mice.
For the "Clue" contest
Joseph Spence Sr
family, children, friendship, funny, happiness, imagination, life, love, easter,
Here comes Santa Claus
The Easter Bunny’s with him
Great! Tooth Fairy too!
fantasy, easter, giggle,
A child up past his bedtime sat and stared,
a penny now for what he's thinking,
in the garden snow was scarce,
he saw the sculpture slowly shrinking.
He hadn't paid attention
when in those mid-winter thaws
the sculpture upped and disappeared,
'cos there was Santa Claus!
the Tooth Fairy! the Easter Bunny!
all are real to him right now,
sparking his imagination,
causing him to giggle
for those presents, candies, shiny quarters
made his young heart sing with joy!
Much later, as a loving father,
he'll relive these wondrous dreams,
and enjoy them with his kids,
these wondrous dreams
now well remembered,
of the days when he was just a boy.
betrayal, bible, character, conflict, easter, faith, farewell, giggle, history, paradise, people, power, psychological, religious, sorry, storm, travel, tribute, trust, women,
Taking sides in discussions holily
About whether Uran used his willy
Means you're trapped in their game -
Either side is the same:
**** distracts, cash departs, crowd stays silly.
The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand interprets important Slovenian affairs for the non-Slovene speaking world.
animal, chocolate, easter, humorous,
I once met a sad Easter bunny
He cried as his choc eggs were runny
I said hop on your feet
And get out of this heat
Try Iceland, I hear it’s not sunny!
humor, spring, winter,
Snow flakes and Easter lilies scatter the ground
Winter time and Spring time seem to be having a round
Like a game of tug of war each side wants control
Today it was winter who wanted to rock n roll
Tomorrow maybe Spring time will give it a heave ho
Guess we won’t know till tomorrow though
food, children, funny, holiday, easter, halloween,
Marsh mellow peeps
a wonderful treat.
Yellow pink or blue
all of them stick like glue
on easter , christmas or even halloween
I like peeps and pass on jelly beans .
Some have said they can cure the common cold
others say it reminds them of yellow slime mold
what can I say ?
it doesnt matter to me either way
but personally my favorite type is
the ones you put in the microwave oven
and watch as they bubble, pop and fizz
easter is coming
filled eggs,jelly beans, and more
funny, easter, drug,
They say the Easter bunnies comes the same time every year,
escaping from a Lab somewhere, they holes up around here.
They smells of smoke and iodine, wear lipstick and eye drops,
They’s lost her lucky feet somewhere and that is why they hops.
Their Coney furs desirable, and their quarters good for food,
although not free of chemicals, it really tastes quite good.
Their wracking coughs and bloodshot eyes, puts hunters off the match,
tobacco drugs and alcohol, makes them an easy catch.
Their chocolate eggs they lays in fields, each wrapped in silver foil,
are excellent when eaten fresh, but awful when they’re boiled.
funny, nature, people, seasons, easter, easter, time, giggle,
Easter is a time where we construe
The beauty of renewal blooming through
Little birds that chirp above the vales
While sweeter ladies peep at passing males
Charming is the humour passing round
Faint scent of Tulips, Daffodils abound
Strolling couples giggle by a stream
Planning the delights they like to dream
Gazebos filled with bands that blow their brass
Shiny belts and buckles, best in class
‘Le déjeuner sur l'herbe’ a luncheons treat
A very Manet way in which to meet
Ah Easter is a time for daring stuff
Two clothed men that dine with naked fluff
At last the joys of springtime are revealed
Milk white flesh and precious else concealed
©david byrne Easter 2012
easter, funny, easter,
'Mommy who killed the Easter Bunny?'
'Oh my! Nobody honey.
You see Saint Nick and the Tooth Fairy,
they had something for him to carry;
With his energy from sugary sweets,
He has some very quick feet;
But he did not realize
How quick the time does fly;
With all that helping
He did not realize his day was coming;
So you see he's not dead,
He is running late instead.'
'Oh Mommy that's ok.
He can bring my candy today!'
'Great.' Mom says to herself
'There goes my mental health.'
Kim Robin Edwards
Easter bunny! My Easter bunny!
See your face, so white and funny.
How do you plan to spend the money?
Chocolate hats all filled with honey!
Easter bunny! My Easter bunny!
You make me feel, so dog gone funny.
Why do you wear such a great big tummy?
After eating so well on Sunday!
Easter bunny! My Easter bunny!
Our Lord he thanks you,
for being so chummy!
Now he wants to be your buddy!
Easter Poetry-By Kim Robin Edwards
ALL rights reserved..
small boy requested
hip-hop at Easter service
muffled laughs ensued
April 13, 2017
candy, easter, humorous,
I kidnapped the poor Easter bunny -
His chocolate eggs are very yummy
But I lost the plot
And ate the whole lot
I've terrible pains in my tummy
HAPPY EASTER SOUPERS!!!
funny, holiday, parody, satire, easter, easter,
Seems just like...
You can not stop.....
Up your butt?
Or a dose of
Coke your dealer
Forgot to cut?
What was that I just heard?
Was that a plop??
I hope that is....
A chocolate Easter egg...
I saw fall out..
When you lifted your leg...
Oh, Easter Bunny...
You "Wascalley Wabbit!"
Do you plop all over?
Is this your habit?
kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr
adventure, history, holiday, humorous,
it s the way
think you too
for all you do
to make my lfe
and this way
Humpty Dumpty – From the Chapbook,
A Neighborhood Child. Repost
You’re a mess!
The moment of your crash a fright!
I’ll never forget
The lightning flash of yellow and white
Did you fall face ward or back? -
I can’t tell
With yoke plashed over your shell
With all the king’s men
The ovaries of a hen
It’s still quite ridiculous
A job so meticulous
A S A S
T E R T E R
HIDING (O) EASTER (O) EGGS
FUN FOR THE CHILDREN
GO SEEK AND FIND
ON EASTER DAY
FIND ONE AND SHARE WITH
YOUR FRIENDS. A DELICIOUS MILK CHOCOLATE
M. L. Kiser
appreciation, cute, easter, fun, funny, holiday, imagination,
I died some eggs for Easter to celebrate the season.
How was I to know what would happen when, I’d leave them.
Upon the counter top they sat, drying for awhile.
When I returned, they’d come to life;
giggly, jiggly, wiggly cartoons met my eyes.
They were having a conversation; talking all at once;
Sarcastic egg pointed me out as the one who’d boiled them!
Screaming ensued that brought the neighbors; now...silence.