Humorous and funny Education poems and/or funny poems about Education. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Education funny poems!
Written by
Jacob Cra
Categories:
childhood, education, children, funny, dog, dog
I Didn'T Do My Math Homework
I didn’t do my math homework!
I watched T.V instead!
I better come up with an excuse... and quick!
Or else I’m surely dead!
My brother tore it!
It’s in the garbage!
Mom says it causes brain damage!
My power was out!
I had the flu!
I was having trouble excreting my poo!
You know, why even bother?
My excuses are so lame!
I know! My dog ate my homework!
Now to find a dog I can blame...
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
america, education, england, fun, funny, homework
Concerning Math and How To Say It
The British call it maths,
but the Americans ditch the s
causing much international scorn.
But for our sake, p'raps it'd be best
to keep subjects
only halfway grasped
in the singular form.
Written by
Mariana Pavlich
Categories:
education, funny, imagination, on writing and words, passion,
What Is Poetry But Text...
Sensitive ears of nature I have
found.
Poetry is not the sight of words
but the sound.
Spoken,sung or played on a guitar...
Human, machine,instrument or nature.
Any of these are cool as long
as they're written down.
A flute playing, a bird singing ,
a car engine starting.
Someone whipping , chopping,
cooking in the kitchen.
Hear it first, then write it down.
For what is poetry but the text
of
the sound that you've found?
Written by
John Wilowski
Categories:
education, funny,
Ignorant Time
IGNORANT TIME
I went up before a judge because it is a crime
to be at all ignorant in this place and time.
I was living evidence and the judge he saw this too
so I awaited his decision as to what he planned to do.
He said "This is my verdict" with a very solemn look
"I hereby sentence you to a year of reading books"
I said "Judge we've got a problem, though it's guilty that I plead
in no way can I do the time because I cannot read."
'then it's back to school with you' he said 'and I don't care
if you have to spend the rest of life in there.'
I said 'Judge I will do anything that this court deems fit
but it was in that very place I became illiterate!'
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
education, food, humorous,
Oooooo - For Four Line Light Verse Contest
With his alphabet spaghetti my son kept spelling ‘OOOOOO’
His teachers say he’s clever so what was I meant to do
But when I got it figured out all I could say was Oops
For when I checked the can the label said Spaghetti Hoops
[Mr Google tells me that Spaghetti Hoops are known in the U.S. as Spaghetti-Os]
19 August 2021
For Contest: Four Line Light-Verse
Sponsor: L Milton Hankins
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Sex Education For Kids
A day at the zoo can be tough
As animals tend to play rough
So mom said, "Whoa!
Its time to go!"
When bull elephants did some stuff
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
character, education, humorous, language, perspective,
What Are Idioms
You might take this with a grain of salt
Knowing I heard it on the grape vine
Why they let the cat out of the bag
I'd say your guess is as good as mine
They say I tend to sit on the fence,
Off my rocker by not a far cry
That I'm not playing with a full deck
They should let those sleeping dogs lie!
Because there's method to my madness,
And I'm to blame if things go south
So I'm not beating around the bush
You heard it straight from the horses mouth!
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
books, education, humorous, word play,
A Scholars Demise
There once was a man, a scholar became
He had a great many books to his name
They fell on his head
And then he was dead
They said, "He only had his shelf to blame"
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
caregiving, education, food, funny, health, imagination
I'M Thristy
Clouds burst
Crops thirst
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
education, funny, school,
Didn'T You Go To School, Stupid??
yeah, and i came out the same way....
Written by
Lycia Harding
Categories:
career, computer, education, growth, humorous, rude
Learn Something
Do you feel like each day is the same?
Do all things, every person, each glitch
you encounter seem boring and lame?
Is the rut you're in more like a ditch?
When you want to rekindle the flame,
let the internet help you enrich
your existence and soon you'll reclaim
that old joy you felt filling your niche.
If you yearn to get back in the game
learn to use the new tools that exist.
If you don't, you'll be solely to blame.
So, log on now and Google it, b&tch!
Written by
Bartholomew Williams
Categories:
books, education, funny, humorous, life, relationship
Learning - a Good Investment
A lazy student known as Burt,
To parents and teachers was curt.
With little knowledge,
Flunked out of college;
Played stock market and lost his shirt!
12/22/18
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
childhood, education, family, fantasy, children, funny
Stuck On You
braces interlocked - told him no kissing
Written by
Julie Grenness
Categories:
allusion, angst, books, confusion, education, giggle
Algebra
ALGEBRA
Satan's hallucinations made him giggle,
Numbers and letters made to wiggle,
Satan arose one morning,
A day on Earth a'dawning,
Satan spake from far above,
Fist in his iron glove...
" I mix numbers and letters,
To make mathematics better,
Evermore there shalt be...
ALGEBRA!!!!!!"
Yes, numbers and letters made to wiggle,
Satan's hallucinations made him giggle.
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, cowboy-western, education, children, funny, happiness
Trader Joe
< once there was a man named trader Joe
could do nothing with hair so let grow
under big coonskin hat
fleas tick and his pet rat
mercantile's just say Oh Hell No
once there was saloon name lucky spur
where traders brought in their hunted furs
in walks old trader Joe
miss Molly said let's go
now both itch scratch from leftover burrs
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
animals, education, food, funny, imagination, inspirational
Harvest Festival
aerial viewing
outstretched crows flying frenzy
harvest festival
Written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
education, graduation, humor, wisdom,
Phd
you won't find me changed
from him you knew—just more sure
of all I thought true
Written by
Rainbow Promise
Categories:
art, culture, education, hip hop, humorous, image
Rap Has No Ethnicity
Rapping has no Ethnicity be ye
Greek, Jew, Afro, White, Hispanic,
Chinese, Japanese, Other.
Yo man, go rap out the Soul.
Tell your story, cuss the enemy
In ways they can't understand.
These are the times when you
Get on the Move to Groove into
Real-time electronic technology!
Don't just go boom, boom, boom;
What the Hell is that?
Teach the Young dignity, respect
for others too.
Yacoo, Yacoo, a da da da, uh huh,
My child can't learn nothing from
That, so teach, preach, inform!
I like the beat, rhythm, mix turns
And twists;
But for heaven's sake let me learn
From your choice of words, how to
Live in this World of ours!
Written by
Anthony Beck
Categories:
education, humorous, irony, soccer,
Ode To Dyslexics -- a Soccer Poem
Woe is us, we wretched Dyslexicons,
We visionary thinking paragons,
We the summer-school-room-dwelling patsies,
We the ostracized by Spelling Nazis.
(sorry, lied about the soccer)
Written by
Rosemarie Rowley
Categories:
adventure, education, emotions, giggle, memory, peace
Sixty Eight
SIXTY EIGHT
For years I’ve lived with being a soixante-huiter
Although my wardrobe’s more fastidious and neater
Those heady days are not beyond recall
The nights and days when we first did it all
But sober work and ethics have combined
To make a settled bed my truest mind
And catalogues and dictionaries my woe
To understand what happened long ago
Far flung days have their own allurement
But nothing beats the logic of procurement
And adventitious loves have gone the way
Of all youth, to say it’s had its day
I daren’t even call myself a woman sweeter -
Past perfect indiscretions tend to tweet her.
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, childhood, dedication, education, family, funny
All In the Family
< once Edith laid her hot iron flat
husband Archie called her his dingbat
then son-in-law ~ meathead
put iron on dam bed
boy fire did make Jefferson scat
Written By
Katherine Stella 10/30/11
Entry For Techno - Limericks Contest
To Be Co-Judge G.L. All
Just Gotta Love That Archie LOL
Note Please Never Leave Your Iron On
Can Really Ruin Your Day Yikes
Written by
Susan Palli
Categories:
education, humorous,
School Days
There was a young teacher named Spade,
who taught like a preacher dismayed.
The pupil's delight
to put up a fight
did cause him to screech till he swayed.
Now one of the students named Chad,
then gathered what courage he had
to give Spade advice
and make him think twice
about his harsh method so bad.
They all were surprised the next day,
when Spade then allowed them to play.
He'd taken great heed,
was friendly indeed,
and all are still happy today.
Written by
Mark Goodson
Categories:
education, funny, satire, school, teacher,
Highly Intelligent Gluteus Maximus
The student sits in third row last chair
His foolish words of attention are blurted everywhere
He understands not the value of listening
For he seeks laughs and howls for the teacher’s off>< pissing
Until finally the day of teacher student conflict
The teacher enquires of the student’s gimmicks
Young man confronting the joker for all to hear
Your gall for the learned compliance suitable for classroom learning
Indicates your true ability of one of extremely asinine qualities
I must admit as all the students are listening here
You are the greatest highly intelligent gluteus Maximus I ever did hear
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
education, funny, imagination, inspirational, mystery, nature
Play Misty For Me
clouds abotomy
cut with a sheer percission
play misty for me
Written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
education, humor, humorous, introspection,
Killer
KILLER
You are a killer-
Vegetarian or not-
You eat - smash insects