Humorous and funny Egg poems and/or funny poems about Egg. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Egg funny poems!
Written by
Gregory Richard Barden
Categories:
fun, humorous,
Mr and Mrs Dumpty, Egg-Cidental Death
He lay there, shattered,
the shell of his former self,
scrambled beyond hope ...
Not really her fault ...
all she wanted was a quiche,
but she'd pushed too hard.
~ 6th Place ~ in the "Pithy Pants" Poetry Contest, Maureen McGreavy, Judge & Sponsor.
Written by
Kash Poet
Categories:
funny,
Hen-Egg-Omelette
a mother hen
peeps through the kitchen window...
yummy omelette
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
art, childhood, family, children, friendship, funny, happiness, holiday, love, mothereaster, easter,
Easter Egg, Abecedarian: With Egg Shape-
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April Aroma...
Beckons Beauty.
Come Children!!!....
Daisies Daffodil.........
EASTER EGGS EVERYWHERE
Fun Filled Freedom.......
Giddy Giggly Games...
How ya' Hangin'???
Just Jolly Joey!
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HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!!
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny,
The Egg Beater
I treated you well, so it’s stumped me
A fat little white dude has dumped me!
For revenge I might bake
Your insides in a cake.
Better run for your life, Humpty Dumpty!
No sunny side up for you, Guy!
Forget about cake; you shall fry.
Your whites and your yolk
I will scramble. No joke!
Tonight, Rotten Egg, you shall die.
An oldie for Brian Strand's the 'ALL YOURS (MAY 20)' Poetry Contest
Written by
Scott Harris
Categories:
appreciation, funny, imagery, together, uplifting,
Take Good Care of Your Egg
Aww, a blanket of men
With 18 hands
And happy feet
Around me stands
By smokey fires
Like a hippy
And keep me warm
When it gets nippy
Deep inside the penguin pile
Absorbing love, burrow and smile
18 arms and 18 legs
8 men and one happy egg :-)
Written by
Sandy Ivy D
Categories:
funny,
Egg, Nuts and Rock-Roll
Egg, Nuts and Rock & Roll
Chicken eggs are not handy when it comes to cholesterol,
Dieting is a waste of contributing, to satisfy his monster balls.
How many nuts can I crack in the palm of my hands?
Holding them one by one, until someone understands.
Rock & Roll is good for my heart disease.
Holding off on eggs and nuts is such a tease!
6-16-12
show me the funny
Written by
Alex Frankel
Categories:
food, humor,
Mcdonald's Only Serve Sausage and Egg Mcmuffins Up Until Half Past Ten
We’re watching Saturday
Morning cookery
On TV; wide-eyed
Amateurs impressing
Mock-military judges
With parcels and fools
And baskets and coulis
And ganaches and jus.
My wife likes a recipe
And asks me to record
It for posterity and for dinner.
But I couldn’t care less
About eggs julienne
Because it’s coming up
To half past ten
And my head is screaming
“Run for the muffin!
Run for the muffin!”
Written by
Sidney Beck
Categories:
humorous, , atheist,
Egg Philosophy
EGG PHILOSOPHY
Some hard-boiled people have rigid views
But my broad beliefs are often free-range.
Vegetarians don’t believe in eating meat,
And veggetarians don’t believe in eating eggs;
Eggsistentialists are free to develop at will -
And their range of egg beliefs is wide:
Eggatheists are certain eggs don’t even eggsist,
Eggnostics are simply not sure if eggs eggsist,
However, eggoholics love eggs very much
And their life is devoted to eggs.
Such belief seems rather exeggerated.
Written by
Reason A. Poteet
Categories:
11th grade, fun, humor, poets,
A Golden Egg
For Charley, I write a char-lay
a piece with extra twist bar none.
Dull thought laid aside for a day
shar-penning a lay just for fun.
When it comes to how words are spun,
some eggheads plain don't want to play.
Soft-shell poets away they run
unafraid of eggs they may lay.
January 20, 2020
Charles Messina's - Oh-No A Twisted Char-Lay Poetry Contest
Written by
Christy Hardy
Categories:
funny
Egg Nog
Some say Egg Nog,
will warm the night,
and make you happy,
if it's spiked just right.
Maybe this Christmas,
I will give it a try,
to help rid the depression,
and keep my season bright.
Written by
Sandra Hoban
Categories:
food, funny,
Egg
We have different meanings for this little word…
It can mean to incite or urge, even encourage one to commit to something…
A roundish reproductive body, produced by a female, of certain animals as birds, turtles and some snakes, too.
You can eat most eggs, if you like…
Can eat them fried, poached, boiled, scrambled or deviled…
You can make many other, things using eggs as well…
Enjoy your eggs anyway, you like them…
By Sandra Lea Hoban
©2012
Written by
Bl Devnath
Categories:
hilarious,
Mouth Watering Egg
mouth watering egg
taste lies in soft yellow yolk
outer shell allures
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
Egg Rolls Yum Yum
Eggs rolls with plum sauce are a glorious treat
Breakfast, lunch or dinner, they can't be beat
Gobble 'em down
World renowned
Ain't nobody prefers 'em more than this parakeet
Written by
Charlotte Zuzak
Categories:
food, funny, history,
The Egg
My three minute egg in boiling water,
Seventeen for hard-boiled, according to Julia,
Or fried in bacon grease for the trip to eternity
Two jaundiced eyes on my father's chipped plate,
Or butter for scrambled then cover 'em with catsup;
No resemblance here to the Faberge eggs
Covered with diamonds, rubies and pearls
For the pleasure of the Russian royal family.
Written by
Brian Eatherton
Categories:
funny
Egg For Breakfast
Egg For Breakfast
Did you know
That the French people
Only have one egg for breakfast
As they find that
Un oeuf is enough.
Written by
Christopher Allen
Categories:
humor, humorous, love,
She Washes Her Hair With Beer, Vinegar and Egg
It's not a crack to the skull
But the yolk is prepared in a bowl
It is diluted with water
It's not a pint over the head
But the beer from a bottle
It is diluted with water
It's not fish n chips on the scalp
But the vinegar from a cruet
It is diluted with water
These are all genuine ways to
Hose down that shock of and
That riotous abundance of
Curtain-like congestion
Rainbow
Long
Drawn
Out
I love you
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
humorous,
Egg Bomb
I accidentally let one loose -
like an egg bomb laid by a sick goose.
It smelled like a place where they mass produce
sulfuric acid for nostril abuse!
I got out the spray can to introduce
sweet smell to the air. It couldn’t reduce
the odor! The stench was so profuse,
a cop would have fined me for the misuse
of weaponry – which was my caboose!
“The dog did it,” was my lame excuse.
“You bad dog, get out of here now. Vamoose!”
July 11, 2018 for "I Accidentally let one loose" Contest
Now for Jesse Rowe's Second Chance For The Unloved Poem Poetry Contest
Written by
Jagdish Bajantri
Categories:
adventure, beautiful, courage, humor,
An Egg
Have we ever understood
Why,Sun,moon,planet is in a round?
Why, some one did"nt told why some
fruits are in round shape?
Why,trees are in round?
Why, wheel invented in round shape?
Why, rings are round?
What,came in some one head?
to make zero in round
why most of the things are in 360 degree?
Because HEN is the first who came before
AN EGG.
With love all
Jagdish bajantri
Written by
Panagiota Romios
Categories:
giggle, summer,
Fry An Egg
FRY AN EGG ON MY STREET,
TASTY, CALIFORNIA TREAT,
OOPS, HOT ON FEET.
6/18/2021
RHYMED SENRYU
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
humor,
Egg
egg to
bacon....
housewife cracks me up
I had to share this. I was cracking eggs to do western style scrambled eggs yesterday and this thought hit me. LOL..
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
humor,
Easter Egg
For Easter he searched for an egg
But all he found was a peg
So, he loudly sounds off
Thinking he was cross
Ends up breaking one of his legs
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
food, humor,
Don'T Egg Them On
Don’t egg them on
I watched as the cage free eggs scrambled to freedom.
John G. Lawless
©3/14/2023
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Egg Nog
Egg NOG (Never Ostracize God.)
Should never criticize or Ostracize God
Him we should always love and laud
And not ever take advantage of
Treat like heavenly dove from above.
Everyone I know surely can afford
The love we receive from our Lord
And all that God does is dynamic
Wants you to put poem on a ceramic.
Now your poem can read everyday
And By God we won't be led astray
Should stop you from riding a horse
There in heaven on His golf course.
Some more egg NOG must drink
Instead of throwing down sink
May remain drunk in your abode
Not driving carrying a heavy load.
Jim Horn
Written by
Michael Degenhardt
Categories:
funny
I Fried That Egg
I sat upon a stone cold wall
Where once an egg did sit
But, it had fallen loud and hard
Upon the ground, it split
I stared down to the falling place
Where Humpty’s life was fried
As all those men just couldn’t help
So Humpty Dumpty died
If he had known that I was there
Then another seat he’d take
But, I was there so way before
And determined Humpty’s fate
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humor, humorous,
Egg Cites Biology
I was obviously first said the chick with a sneer.
Showing the egg the back side of her rear.
You’d better renege
Said the now angry egg
Biology says I’m first, loud and clear.