Humorous and funny Eggs poems and/or funny poems about Eggs. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Eggs funny poems!
Written by
Daver Austin
Categories:
funny,
Eggs and Such
Having decided on eggs and toast for breakfast, I sat, chewing vigorously, mindlessly trying to come up with a decent topic for some poetry. Nothing came to me, so, using the excuse that a poem can be written about anything at all, I decided on Eggs and Such. I fear the breakfast was better than my poetry. daver
12 big eggs
11 white one brown
a dirty dozen
3 large eggs
two whole one cracked
claw-like protrusion
butch egg
interrogated
cracked spilled his guts
hen house clamor
shotgun blast
wiley’s last heist
two over-easy
with bacon toast
mamma for dinner
easter chicken
delivers jelly beans
rabbit raisins
Written by
Muhammad Safa Thajudeen
Categories:
color, humor,
New York Eggs
Yellow and white,
New yolk eggs,
New York become fat!
Written by
Anna-Marie Docherty
Categories:
children, funny, happiness, imagination, life, nature, uplifting,
Duck Eggs For Breakfast
Crack, push, wriggle, peck,
Wet duckling appears by night -
Easter breakfast runs
Written by
Michael Sender
Categories:
bird, birth, food, humorous,
Eggs
Why do some eggs crack easily?
Their yolks sitting nicely
Other eggs shatter
Their yolks splatter
Perfect eggs are best fried
The others should be scrambled
If in doubt, boiling could be tried
Three minute timer - soft boiled
In nature, **** and hen have mated
Inside the egg a chick is created
The hen lays her egg to brood
The chick is born: the egg wasn't food
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
allegory, food, funny, on writing and words, parody,
Deviled Eggs, and Other Sinister Food
Eggs Benedict Arnold?
Crown Roast from a King?
Shepperd's Pie?
For this he's died?
Pie Alamo?
Does Davey Crockett know?
Stewed tomatoes?
Just who got them drunk?
Limberger cheese?
Our aviator hero stunk?
We seem to find ourselves,
Eating some weird stuff,
Don't you think it's time....
To say we've had enough?
Written by
Chicano Eddie
Categories:
adventure, books, daughter, family, father, funny, woman,
No Green Eggs and Hamburger
"NO GREEN EGGS AND HAMBURGER"
it's always been rumored
that Dr. Seuss had an
illegitimate child.
to the masses, it was a
treasure hunt.
there was no
success.
it's been said that
when found, she'd continue
his work and provide the
people with the next great
American novel.
yesterday,
I went into McDonald's.
I got to the cashier and
she took my order.
after
giving me the total, she asked,
"would you like it here or there?"
America can thank me now,
I've wrapped that sucker up
and it's ready to be shipped.
By: Chicano Eddie
9-28-2016
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
funny,
Bob Put All Eggs In One Basket
Ann laid an egg
Cheryl laid an egg
Susan laid an egg
Bob put all eggs in one basket
Written by
Judy Reeves
Categories:
humorous, irony, memory,
Two Boiled Eggs For Breakfast
Fancied boiled eggs
with brown bread for this morning’s breakfast.
Well, that was the plan.
Boiled them for ten minutes
then out of the pan.
Put them by the breadbin
I would surely not forget.
Pottered around the kitchen – tidied up, washed up
pottered around the bedroom – made the bed, tidied up
thought: what shall I have for breakfast?
Oh yeah, muesli, haven’t had that in a while!
made muesli, ate muesli, washed up.
Two eggs sat by the bread bin
still in their shells.
Egg mayo sandwiches for lunch, then.
Unless I forget!
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
dream, drink, funny,
Laying Eggs
A drunk once dreamed he was a hen
In his dream he laid 2 eggs and then
his wife smacked him in the head
Hey wake up is what she said
You've done it in the bed again!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
food, humorous,
Eggs My Favourite Food
Is there any other way to enjoy eggs
Oh yes oh yes probably five hundred and eight
Exaggerate I do
Just by a few
But whatever you do don't put them all in one basket
Written by
Courtney Courtney
Categories:
confusion, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband, imagination, love, wife,
You Turned Me Into Eggs Again
It's like your scrambling my brain in a skillet
I can't tell what you said and I am left with no wit
When you start talking everything gets hot
Everything gets blurry, I can't say if what I heard is right or not
The sizzle of the butter as it melts down in the pan
The pressure rises as butters browning, now do understand
There go my nerves as the egg cracks making a sound
There goes my heart as the edibles fall out
When you loose me again as the egg and whisk go round
Here I am again as the omelet takes it's route
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny,
Cracking Eggs
crackin' eggs into
clean glass mixing bowl, beating....
clear albumen drips
housewife observes scene
as light reflects on egg whites....
senryu in there?
Written by
Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
humor,
Eggs Please
No eggs again! This is complete rot,
so put my chickens upon the spot.
I warned them today,
get back on the lay,
or you’ll lay with veggies in a pot.
Written by
Gary Smith
Categories:
food, humorous,
'eggs' Asperated
I fancied an omelette
So I bought myself some eggs,
I cracked a few in a bowl
And drained them to the dregs.
Then I got the whisk out
And I gave them a thrashing,
It all got rather vigorous,
The bowl and eggs went crashing.
So I changed tack, and went for fried,
I cracked some in the pan,
I turned the flame to maximum
That's when the fun began.
A friend phoned, I answered,
We had not talked for days,
Fifteen minutes later
My fried eggs were ablaze.
The firemen tut tut tutted
They'd seen it all before,
I promised, when I next have eggs
I'm going to eat them raw!
Written by
Paul Curtis
Categories:
funny, philosophy
Ham and Eggs
Good morning whats for breakfast?
Can I have eggs and ham please?
That’s a nice simple breakfast
That can be prepared with ease
Well not as simple as you may think
Oh its but a days work for the hen
But for the poor old pig
It’s a lifetime of commitment
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
humor,
The Eggs
The eggs were colorful and bright
They hide them way out of sight
There was a watchful eye
Who tried to act shy
Took the eggs and ate with delight
Written by
Randy Freie
Categories:
humorous,
Green Eggs and Spam
The thing I hate most is getting SPAM
I got an e-mail from SPAM I AM
He had a new diet
And said I should try it
But it consisted mainly of HAM