Humorous and funny Allegory poems and/or funny poems about Allegory. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Allegory funny poems!
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
funny love,
A Lot More Than My Ego Got Bruised
Too high
on Rye
Make pass
at Lass
Her date?
Six-eight
Out weighed
(DISmayed!)
BRIEF brawl
Get mauled...
Forsooth!
(Loose tooth)
Oh my!
(Black eye)
Behold!
(Out cold)
------------
Sunlight
Too BRIGHT
I ache
I quake
I heave
I grieve
Poor me
(Agree?)
Written by
Gail Debole
Categories:
future, humor, sister, vanity,
Shared Ego - Year 2030
Written by Gail DeBole on September 12, 2013
There once were siamese-like twins
Who didn't share organs or limbs.
An ego was shared
Thoughts moving through air
Between sisters Donna and Kim.
With an ego bigger than most
The twins did nothing but boast
of trophies and wins
And spectacular whims.
The sisters were known coast-to-coast.
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
funny, girl,
Ego Elevator
Stop by for a six-pack of beer
‘Hello!’ Smiles the pretty cashier
‘May I see your ID?
(Are you KIDDING me?
You just made my day AND my year!)
‘Store policy’ She says with a blush
(Is she FLIRTING? Does she have a crush?)
Intuition grows crisper
When I hear a soft whisper
‘Anyway, are you in a big rush?’
Written by
Timothy Brumley
Categories:
funny, inspirational, on writing and words
My Super Ego Show
Come stroke my super ego
Please, come sit awhile and stay
I'll play my poetic show
And, we'll slowly drift away.
Come put a coin in my purse
And then I'll dance for you
A lovely ballet of verse
In a pair of rhyming shoes.
Come lend me your ears and time
And I'll take you far away
To lands made of verse and rhyme
In shades of golden yesterdays.
Come catch it as I throw it
A fresh ember of a dream
Come listen to a poet
And his witty rhyming schemes.
Come stroke my super ego
And you'll sure be glad you did
This is the 'Tim Dandy Show'
And today I feel splendid!
Timothy I. Brumley
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
death, funny,
Fatal Ego
A muscular aerial acrobat
Young Mandy avoided nets, just like that
Going netless has its perks
Only if your balance works
You could say hubris made Mandy go splat
*for Natalie’s “Die a Fun Death” contest
11/20/2011 (Hubris is excessive pride or arrogance)
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny,
Impounding Ego
On the greatness of humility some expound,
but still fail to leave their egos at the impound.
*Entry for David's Chiasmus contest
Written by
Nola Perez
Categories:
funny
Alter Ego: (There's Something About Nora)
She wouldn't want to bore ya,
but there's something about Nora.
Things physical, not audi
fly away from her body,
Fail to nail the counter,
hit the deck all around her--
A zillion spills to mop up:
coffee grinds, egg shells, & catsup.
"Magnificent Uncoordinated
Movements," an old boyfriend said,
In and out of bed. Still, There
Was Something About Nora.
Written by
Samantha Margetts
Categories:
funny,
Alter Ego
I would like to tell you a story
but i dont know where to begin.
Ive got my self an alter ego
its actually like having a twin.
my name is judy
and her name is finn.
i like drinking vodka
and she likes drinking gin
when we go out together
the boys have a choice.
its a shame we share the body,
and we share the same voice.
i try to use my body
in the best way that i can
because my voice is very husky
and i sound like a man.
ok, you've got me
my name isnt judy, its paul.
i have a very small *****
and only 1 ball
we are actually one person
with bad mental health
thats why i am a little bit loopy
and talk to myself.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fantasy, humorous,
Oscar My Alter Ego
I've had an 'out of body' experience
So you can't blame me for what I did
My alter ego Oscar perpetrated the crime
To do such a thing I'm too timid
I'm totally innocent of this heinous act
Must have been devoid of all morals
Listen I still do have a few of them left
With that you surely can't quarrel
This heinous act of stealing a kiss
Had crossed my mind a few times
But being the timid soul that I am
Never thought of crossing that line
So I plead 'not guilty' to any wrong doing
It was Oscar my mischievous friend
Who tends to run amok every once in a while
And I'm always having to defend
© Jack Ellison 2014
Written by
David Sollis
Categories:
boyfriend, childhood, funny, girl, girlfriend, growing up, humorous, love, relationship, teen,
Bruised Ego
I lusted after Deborah from my first day at school.
As did every other boy, her looks made them all drool.
On Valentines I sent a card despite my inhibition.
She responded with a churlish smile that set me on a mission,
I asked her for a date and she replied “well, that depends…
…in fact, on second thoughts, I’d rather we were Just Friends”
Written by
Wilma Neels
Categories:
funny,
Let It Go, Mr. Ego!!
I gave you my time
I wanted to make you mine
I gave you my heart
you tore it apart,
my love you rejected
my tears you ignored
desires and needs
expelled from your thoughts,
it’s all about you
all about what you want
your wishes take priority
just like your ego, gets superiority…
Written by
Daniel Corcoran
Categories:
funny
Ego
ego
i've not got one
i'm so good
i have two
Written by
Michael Rogers
Categories:
angst, funny, loss, parody,
Ego
Little ego contains vain pride
a sweet emotion that he tries to hide
he thinks to be a poet great
but no reaction to his written trait
it is softly falling to a soft ground
Fantasy is over but Reality can be found
sweating across his flabby chest
advancing age is getting the best
As for my poem scheme
it isn't as much as it may seem
Besse likes to flaunt the style
she is beating me by a mile
Tender years begin to age
why fight it when i'm no longer center stage?
the bells of youth ring no more
SEE YA LATER
THIS LAD IS NOT ANYMORE!!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, political, satire,
The Ego Has Landed
When BoJo and Donald first met
Donald treated BoJo as his pet
They resembled daft twins
Both with fixed smarmy grins
It’s a moment I will not forget
*BoJo is short for Boris Johnson the new British Prime Minister
8/8/19
Written by
Olabosoye Wemimo Olaoluwa
Categories:
art, betrayal, hilarious, pollution, silly, vanity, violence,
Rigid Ego
Wickedness can be use for rapists
But what will one attach to plagiarists?
Written by
Randy Freie
Categories:
humorous,
Ego Where We Go
You think I'm shallow?
Explore the depths of my mind
Better bring a map
Written by
Bill Baker
Categories:
adventure, change, feelings, freedom, humor, life, self,
What My Ego Said To Me
“You must stop this ruling of me,
Please let me go, I must be free.”
Smiling, Ego said mockingly,
“It’s you who chooses what you’ll be.
It’s quite simple for all to see,
All my power doth come from thee.
In myself, that’s where I invest.
I have no say in your request.
You’re free to go, to rule your own ship,
Give to me the old pink slip.
Find the passion that’s within you.
Do whatever you love to do.
Make life an adventure, a quest.
Earn an “A” on life’s biggest test,
Live everyday as if your last,
Show your real self, take off the mask.”
Written by
Marinus Jansen
Categories:
humorous, psychological, silly,
On a train, my superego, my ego, and my id
On a train, my superego, my ego, and my id
saw a beautiful woman on our way to Madrid.
And at my first illicit thought, my superego said, "No!"
And my ego, raising the eyebrows, said, "Oh?"
And my id? My id just did - what my id always did.