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Poem Details | by Nayda Ivette Negron Flores |
Categories: humor,

Election Day

Day to choose between 
Multiple alternatives
Picking the less worst

Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: humor, political,

Election Day Footles

Election Day Footles



Unenrolled Voters


Last ditch pitch

Stand out
Hand out 

Crumpled and pitched



Poem Details | by Dr. Robert Ippaso |
Categories: allegory, humor, parody, political, satire, success, symbolism,

St George and the Dragon - In Boris' Own Words On Winning the Uk Election

I wielded my sword
And slayed the foul dragon,
Then crammed the vile beast
Right back in his flagon.

Pickled and sodden
There will he lie
Few to remember
Fewer to cry.

Obnoxious his deeds,
Destructive his breath,
His venom pervasive,
So glad for his death.

Now we can harness
Our thoughts and our prayers,
Be kind and productive
Not just dragon slayers.

This noble island
This hallowed soil,
So very much more 
Than one man’s spoil.

Let the healing commence,
Work as one to achieve,
A country in which
We all so believe.

A land of invention,
Of Shakespeare and Keats,
Of boundless endeavor,
Whose heart strongly beats.

Poem Details | by Freddie Robinson Jr. |
Categories: fun, humor, humorous, political,

Fun Election Headlines

The First Lady President  

                                        Capitol Hil Meets Mrs. Bill   

                                         Duck! The Donald Won  

                             The Joker Trumps the Queen of Diamond 

                                            HRC Spells Victory 

                                            DJT Spells Victory

                            Orange Jumpsuit Day at the White House

                       Meet Donald Trump the New Apprentice President

If anyone has any good zinger headlines
please feel free to post them, Re: Election Headlines

Poem Details | by Mark Koplin |
Categories: humorous, political,

The Election Blues

What side of the coin will show its face?
Will it be heads or tails to end this race?
Will they count real votes or just the fakes?
It’s been a long grueling year for heaven sakes.

Will they count our votes minus socks and shoes?
Will the watermarked ballots create the blues?
A mind-numbing process will now unfold.
Will they accept the results, will the truth be told?

More violence I’m sure will rear its head.
If we defund the police, how many more will be dead?
Will we get the Great Pumpkin or the Basement Dweller?
I think we’re screwed either way with these two fellers.

Poem Details | by Nick Trim |
Categories: humorous, political, usa, word play,

Election 2020

They didn't vote for the Present Dunce 
They voted for a President