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Poem Details | by Nayda Ivette Negron |
Categories: humor,

Election Day

Day to choose between 
Multiple alternatives
Picking the less worst


Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: humor, political,

ELECTION DAY FOOTLES

Election Day Footles


Non-Voters

Passive
Asses



Unenrolled Voters

Selection
Defection



Last ditch pitch

Stand out
Hand out 


Crumpled and pitched

Pamphlet
Spam-let




3/3/2016

Poem Details | by Dr. Robert Ippaso |
Categories: allegory, humor, parody, political, satire, success, symbolism,

St George and the Dragon - in Boris' own words on winning the UK election

I wielded my sword
And slayed the foul dragon,
Then crammed the vile beast
Right back in his flagon.

Pickled and sodden
There will he lie
Few to remember
Fewer to cry.

Obnoxious his deeds,
Destructive his breath,
His venom pervasive,
So glad for his death.

Now we can harness
Our thoughts and our prayers,
Be kind and productive
Not just dragon slayers.

This noble island
This hallowed soil,
So very much more 
Than one man’s spoil.

Let the healing commence,
Work as one to achieve,
A country in which
We all so believe.

A land of invention,
Of Shakespeare and Keats,
Of boundless endeavor,
Whose heart strongly beats.

Poem Details | by Mark Koplin |
Categories: humorous, political,

The Election Blues

What side of the coin will show its face?
Will it be heads or tails to end this race?
Will they count real votes or just the fakes?
It’s been a long grueling year for heaven sakes.

Will they count our votes minus socks and shoes?
Will the watermarked ballots create the blues?
A mind-numbing process will now unfold.
Will they accept the results, will the truth be told?

More violence I’m sure will rear its head.
If we defund the police, how many more will be dead?
Will we get the Great Pumpkin or the Basement Dweller?
I think we’re screwed either way with these two fellers.


Poem Details | by Nick Trim |
Categories: humorous, political, usa, word play,

Election 2020

They didn't vote for the Present Dunce 
They voted for a President