Humorous and funny Elves poems and/or funny poems about Elves. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Elves funny poems!
Written by
Mike Gentile
Categories:
christmas, cute, fun, funny love, giggle, holiday, humorous,
A Fling With the Elves
She was having a fling with the elves
She would catch them alone by themselves
Then behind Santa’s back
She would hit the old sack
She was lining them up by the twelves
Written by
Bob Quigley
Categories:
funny,
Fairies, Dwarfs, and Elves
In the land of make believe
The little fairies dwell
You may remember Peter Pan
Had his Tinkerbell
And who can forget Snow White
Who had seven dwarfs for friends
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, off to work they'd go
You know how the story ends
Fairies, Dwarfs, it's up to you
You can suit yourselves
As for me my “taste” runs toward
Those great little Keebler Elves
11/2/2011
Written by
Jim Healey
Categories:
christmas, humor,
Elves on Strike
Just before Christmas, the elves went on strike.
Santa told them to go take a hike.
But after exchanges,
the elves all got raises...
and a fleet of shiny new mini-bikes.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, humor,
Elves Keep Their Efforts To Themselves
elves wanted to dress the snowman Rudolph had left.
We need to stack high said the bossy one, Cleft.
They stood shoulder to shoulder until they could reach.
Putting a scarf on the snowman; it was orange, yellow and peach.
Rudolph came back and said “Wow! You guys are fast!”
None of them told him why Snow Flake was wearing a cast.
They did not want Rudolph to think they did not appreciate his gift.
Twinkie was still missing, probably inside a frozen snow drift.