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Poem Details | by Joshua Aguire |
Categories: funny, life, people, emo,

Poor Little Orphan Kids, With No Moms Or Fads

I like the thought of evolution
That a fish could outsmart god
Show him something new and bold
Like a human is something odd

I guess that’s just how people are
We think we’re all so special
7 billion people, all unique
Well I hate to be your buzz kill

But anarchist are just conformist
With a little dash of black
And an individual is just another punk
Who says rap is dead and the 60’s are back

An emo kid’s just a prep
Who balks at social adaptation
And a gothic kid is just a meat head jock
With less hand-eye coordination

So you’ll all pick: Fad or Fad
And you’ll all be some kind of elitist
Remember however, no one is truly unique
…well…except for all us artists

Poem Details | by Kamirynnand Chance |
Categories: emo, friendship, giggle, gothic, happiness, islamic, love,


Kamirynn is pretty
And Chance is very awesome
Chance loves Kamirynn

Poem Details | by Israel Curtis C. |
Categories: anger, candy, childhood, emo, funny,

Candy Crush

Candy Crush!
Fired on the first day
Must you be addicting
Candy Crush
Let's play again

Crushing the screen

I win!

I. Cantu

Poem Details | by Tahira Parveen |
Categories: emo, funny, gothic, halloween, magic, scary,

Witches, Time To Go

The clock with no hands Will appear on everyone’s walls Time, it took to find you When the midnight hour approaches Do not run For I have found you So, don’t run no more Come closer I await to meet you At your hour So, don’t go far Time is a ticking

Poem Details | by Michelle Born |
Categories: change, emo, gothic, heart, hilarious, mirror, poetry,


There are times some mat be some what miserable

To me my life isn't bad enough to say it is terrible,

I am happy and blessed with my whole world

Those whom are not happy always live in turmoil,

Misery loves company they always say

yes it is sad that others do feel this way,

My heart goes out to those but, they have to be the ones wanting to change

The negativity they have in their souls needs to be rearranged.

Written By: Unique Poetry 2015

Poem Details | by Rhoda Tripp |
Categories: corruption, dark, emo, humor, humorous, natural disasters, sick,

Demon Dance

There once was an old man, a perv.
And wow! He had quite the nerve.
He pulled down his pants,
Said "Watch my demon dance."
He really threw me a curve.

Poem Details | by Charron Resolution |
Categories: emo, girlfriend, heartbroken, humor, insect, irony, love hurts,

Too Single

I've been single too long Obviously That a mosquito is the only female that wants to take a bite of me

Poem Details | by Siza Sibiya |
Categories: best friend, desire, emo, farewell, funny love, heart, heartbreak,

Morning Feeling

Bring the concept of two ship sailing
Tis the respect of our love failing
Pale in contrast, a picture painting
Heads are lost by two harts fainting
Bring romance but lust is fading
Tis the dance of baiting
This the stance of no rhythm more dating
This is my stance of no more paying
This is your stance our love failing

Tis the chance for walls are breaking
The heart in my chest, sick pains are taking
To bleed the bed of love not making
Bring the hands of our love creating
Cooked in the love of our hearts were baking
Form the land, this love not shaking
This is the stance, love was framing
This is the dance love was pacing
This is the love that kept hearts razing.

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: allegory, appreciation, art, emo, humor, imagination,


Poets and critics lament like ants                                                                                                                                                              grasping at different parts of an elephant                                                                                                                        poor blind men could not grasp the metaphor

Poem Details | by Cyndi White |
Categories: emo, first love, funny love, hurt, i love you, lost love, time,

Love At Any Rate

Love at Any Rate

Love at
any rate
Can make you
Feel low
And dirty
What happens
Next a neuron
Fired or quit
Working right
Then and there
Went the neighborhood
Where Sarah Belle ummm...
Lived but for
Or refreshed this
Is up
And running
Up and running
Up and
Run for your life
Went on
About its business
Tea is empty
Ness that dragon
Loch and cay
Puff like magic
And it's gone
At any rate
it came along.

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: character, emo, humor, introspection, irony, literature, word play,

The Foilist

my character flaws                                                                                                                                                                 story within a story                                                                                                                                                             broke and foiled again

Poem Details | by Alex Klugman |
Categories: dream, emo, funny love,

My Sex Was So Long Ago

My sex was so long ago,
That just one sign at signs:-
"You welcome", "Entry", "Go",
Makes me extremely excited.