Humorous and funny Emotions poems and/or funny poems about Emotions. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Emotions funny poems!
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
emotions, humorous, kiss,
- Belissima : Amore -
I like a good conversation ~ about love and life
An objective opinion or a subjective opinion
Belissima ~ Amore
Age does not protect against love
Your sweet smile makes me melt
Yes, I'm incurably romantic
Sweet strawberries with cream vannlije
Belissima ~ Amore
In your eyes rushes my inner thoughts ~ intoxicating
Life is a dream ~ Your smile is like the stars in the sky
It is fate that decides
The important thing is not to find one ~ but finding the right one
Belissima ~ Amore
Your kiss is like drowning in soft chocolate
May I kiss you again
16.02.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Written by
... Gigno
Categories:
emotions, happiness, humor, joy, longing, senses
Necessity
What makes you laugh until you cry
Laughter that makes you feel alive
The way it touches you cannot deny
A joy you crave to feel to survive
The softness of my lips is brave
in every way. They can't deny
the smile I imprint on their minds today
A sweet addiction you can't take away
A collaboration with Poet Destroyer A: http://www.poetrysoup.com/poems_poets/poems_by_poet.aspx?ID=18720
Written by
Lochan Chugh
Categories:
death, emotions, fear, humor, life, loneliness
Let's Die
It was a height of 250 metres,
But I wasn’t afraid;
I looked down
And there wasn’t even my shade.
The sun was already jumping
But with a low speed,
“ I can perform better,
I am not going to give the lead.”
Took a deep breath
And I was in air,
Time stopped,
And silence reached there.
The sun began moving upward,
Or I began moving downward,
I was flying,
But like a dead bird.
When from the ground,
I wasn’t really high;
Mind said,“ change in plan,
Let the sun first die”.
Written by
Paloma P
Categories:
allegory, day, deep, emotions, fear, humor
Nothing More Or Less
hid insecurities within
ambiguous humor &
convoluted whimsies,
rules consistently changing
in a game which required
hardly more than breath,
nothing less than obscurity
twisting a fallible fancy,
seizing day's intangibility
Written by
Belind Celayir
Categories:
funny, life, philosophy,
Soda Pop Emotions
Can’t help going insane crazy here,
Won’t hear my name is biggest fear.
If I don’t, might could explode,
Be just small part, if I unload.
Like a bottle, all shook up,
Won’t make it to, a glass or cup.
Will only pop out, a huge mess,
Then what to do, start over, I guess?
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
beauty, dream, emotions, funny, growth, nature
Bill's Cucumbers
There once was a Nun who knew Bill
For his cucumbers gave her a thrill
Off to sleep she went, dreamt
Her thoughts heavenly sent
All sweating she woke up with a shrill
Now embarrassed she's off to confess
That a cucumbers left her distressed
To the Father she cries
Would they be Bill's he replied
I've dreamt, now let us totally repent
< came to me after reading Jan Allison's 'Limerick' about Bill's Cucumbers >
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
emotions, humor,
Emma Sees the Light
Emma saw the light on that Sunday bright.
Her hands, they were folded, and knees bent right.
She smiles at the Pastor’s words.
The sun through the window stirred.
A slip up of epic proportions - quite!
Up front, in the center of congregants,
a holiness plagues, as the church does chant.
In sheer white she forgot slip.
Her blush is the shade of RIP.*
She slinks from her seat, in a hurried slant.
2/27/2021
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Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
emotions, fun, funny, girlfriend, hilarious, humor
Apricot Skin Apricot Dress
Apricot skin
Apricot face
Apricot hands
Apricot knees
Apricot apricots
Apricot cat
Apricot paint
Apricot baby's bottom
In my world I always think
Of a pricey apricot dress
My husband's pal paid way too much for it
Wanting to impress a girl who modeled it at a table for us.
Wanting to show off that he had three hundred dollars,
He gave them three hundred dollars for that dress
To surprise his girlfriend, Kathy.
Kathy was surprised.
She would have never chosen this dress.
It was so expensive, he pouted until she wore it to
Every dinner, supper, lunch, and finally to play racquetball in.
Apricot always reminds me of poor Kathy and her irritation.
Written by
Zoe Marshall
Categories:
creation, cute, emotions,
The Giggle Fairy
Hello, my name is Mary
And I'm a giggle fairy!
You will know when I am near
just listen then you'll hear...
The sound of gentle giggling
The sound of my wings wriggling
It's bound to make you smile
If you listen for a while
I arrive when you feel sad
To make you feel less bad
I pour giggles in your heart
but this is just the start
I steal away your fears
and dry up all your tears
Then when your giggles start
It's then I have to part
but I'll return one day
With giggles all the way
Written by
Edward Ibeh
Categories:
adventure, emotions, fear, humor,
Gone Spelunking
I went in not feeling much excitement.
Further into the cave I did venture.
Claustrophobia robs my enjoyment
As I began my scary adventure;
Far from ideal stroll out in nature.
I vowed "I'm done being a thrill seeker!"
As I trailed other spelunkers deeper...
Into the cave afraid it might cave in!
Luckily, I didn't meet the grim reaper!
Try again? Now that's a cardinal sin!
Date written: 10/11/2020
Written by
Roof Missing
Categories:
emotions, humor, irony, life, love,
A Personal Attack
Now if I shoot at you with live ammo that's personal,
Words just don't hack it, most thoughts too bizarre
To attribute to anything short of dementia,
With colors that dribble, fake tears! Spayed guitar!
Sounds so high strung with guts, from such different cats,
Tones all bounce off life’s rails more like temper’s distemper.
What cue ball can't sink are your colors to choose,
But consider largesse to be caveat emptor.
The precision you see here's designed to confuse you,
For order is something most men can't abide,
But the devil take foremost, ‘who’s first,’ most deserving
A cinch that there's nothing to trump – more than pride!
Long Tooth
June 2nd in 2019
Written by
Melani Udaeta
Categories:
computer, emotions, feelings, humor,
Emojis
Judging you by your emojis
they disclose untold stories;
Those that get the click
more than just one pick;
Not so random categories.
Written by
Melani Udaeta
Categories:
emotions, feelings, humor,
Faking
You will always share a meme,
motivation just like a dream;
Why are you faking?
You don’t do a thing;
Your screen only inspires a stream.
Written by
Cona Adams
Categories:
animal, emotions, humorous, hyperbole, lost love, lust
Of Lust and Dissipation
A Spenserian Sonnet
(Mr. Snake falls in love with a garden hose)
Today I slithered up a grassy hill,
wet from the creek and eager to explore.
The urge to snare a mate devoured my will,
could not this be the day for me to score?
I spot you there beside the garden door,
your slick green shape pervades my hungry sight.
Your golden head criss-cross my eyes before
your trim tight coil peals visions of delight.
Yet when I push my moves into the light
your body squirms and grows before my eyes,
and dread arises in a burst of fright.
You spit at me in angry spurts, surprise
me with a gush of clear and liquid spray,
while I make haste to scuttle fast away.
Written by
Olufemi Oloye
Categories:
betrayal, crazy, deep, emotions, friendship, funny love
Irony of Life
IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE WHY SOME OF US RUSH FRUITS LIKE APPLE, RIPE PAWPAW, MANGO, ORANGE AND MANY MORE.
WHAT I DON'T GET IS WHY FEW OF US STILL CAN'T DETATCH OURSELVES FROM FRUITS LIKE LIME AND LEMON
DESPITE HOW STRICTLY SOUR THEY TASTE.
SAME APPLIES TO THE CHOICE OF FRIENDS WE KEEP.
EVEN WHEN FEW OF THEM MAKE US CRY IN THE CLOSET
WE STILL CANT LET GO OF THEM.
MYSTERY OF LIFE.
(FM CONCEPTUAL)
Written by
Bhavna Khemlani
Categories:
character, community, emotions, funny, people, poems
Traffic Jam
Sitting on the soft cushion seat
Start of turtle movement
The advert on the bus
Is the only catchy appeal
The drumming of the engine
The grunting of the taxi
Dusk getting crisp
Dull glow of the sun
The glance at the sky
With a wish to fly
The buttocks begin to get sore
I see my finger nails
Then back to the next lane
I feel my eyes burn
A long ribbon of taillights flashing
The next lane is fast moving
Taxi driver snoring
The turtle movement
Develops anxiety
Feeling thirsty
Phone rings
Good news
Another party
Feeling oozy
Glazing outside the window
Another turtle movement
Nerves rest - feet asleep
With an effort
Feet wake up
Anxiety rising - start to walk
Written by
Rosemarie Rowley
Categories:
adventure, education, emotions, giggle, memory, peace
Sixty Eight
SIXTY EIGHT
For years I’ve lived with being a soixante-huiter
Although my wardrobe’s more fastidious and neater
Those heady days are not beyond recall
The nights and days when we first did it all
But sober work and ethics have combined
To make a settled bed my truest mind
And catalogues and dictionaries my woe
To understand what happened long ago
Far flung days have their own allurement
But nothing beats the logic of procurement
And adventitious loves have gone the way
Of all youth, to say it’s had its day
I daren’t even call myself a woman sweeter -
Past perfect indiscretions tend to tweet her.
Written by
Peter Lewis Holmes
Categories:
emotions, for her, gender, humor, woman,
A Woman
A woman is fire, love, adventure;
A cigar is only a smoke.
Written by
Winsome Miller-Rowe
Categories:
color, devotion, emotions, funny love, gothic, halloween
Midnight Romance
How bright your eyes of cerulean blue
Look out from your porcelain face my dear
I saw those ivory teeth and I knew
That crimson blood would be flowing right here
Your cloak matches your obsidian brows
Absinthe is the green the grass we lie on
Love burning like charcoal as we carouse
Making our love last way before the dawn
Your sable hair reminds me of honey
And I crush my lips to yours oh so soft
I know that this is better than money
But do you agree? I noticed you coughed
Ash of roses the color I evoke
Before leaving you in a puff of smoke
Written by
Marlowe Sr.
Categories:
anger, emotions, funny love, lost love, love, love hurts
Asking Her Out
I asked.
She said No.
Talked to her on Facebook,
She said No.
Shook hands with her buddies,
Befriended her mamma,
But from her it was still a No.
She grumbled,
And said No.
She thanked me for the bouquet,
But still said No.
Called her day and night
Mailed her every fortnight,
But from her it was still a big No.
Then she writes back to apologize,
But it is still a No!
Ah well, I should have gotten the message,
That was loud and clear,
When Michelle had said No!
Written by
Michael Bassey Johnson
Categories:
angel, beauty, emotions, feelings, funny love, girlfriend
Lady Femme Fatale
I left, and crept to my room
And slept
I Wept
And Kept you in the haven of my soul like a pet.
Femme fatale
I will tell your tale
Till you sell me your soul.
You are so beautiful
So wicked
So charming.
Fickle you!
I adore your momentarily sweetness
And each and every slap on my numb cheek.
I know, deep down the unseen crevice of your heart,
Your love for me is powerful than Viagra
You are a beautiful nightmare,
So wicked
So charming
That everyone wants to see in their dreams.
Written by
Brenda Rose
Categories:
appreciation, cheer up, dedication, emotions, goodbye, humorous
Bob the Builder
He’s known as Bob the Builder
But soon we must say farewell,
He says it’s time to leave
And so to this we wish him well.
What shall we do without him?
How will the work get done?
Because he does the work of several
And still he makes it look like fun.
So before we say goodbye
It’s important to understand
He’s not just Bob the Builder
To us he’s Bob the Gentleman!
Brenda Elizabeth Rose
Written by
Aubrey Brown
Categories:
emotions, humorous, nonsense, parody, society,
Elevator, Elevator
Elevator, elevator
One of the most awkward places you can be
Standing, crowded much too close to me
Should you say hello or just keep to yourself?
So you stand there stiff resembling a doll on a shelf
Elevator, elevator
A sudden stench encompasses the whole box
People look around like they’ve caught the chicken pox
The air is thick with unease and irritability
Everyone’s in a rush, utilizing their capability
Elevator, elevator
After what seems to be millennia the box stops abruptly
Another stop, still standing waiting for the lobby
Irish man breaks the silence with a witty comment
Its just like the movies –elevator ineptness is his vent
Written by
Wilfred Aniagyei
Categories:
birthday, emotions, for her, friendship, funny love,
To Her
,
In no fewer words can I explain
the aura of lithe this lady contain
from witty banter to affectionate touch
her gracious presence only missing a blush
True, it's been a while since we were ourselves
but at least it gave me time to reflect on you
in anxious times when you calmed our nerves
and the nightly chats, those I treasure too
Though it seems I tender not a hearty soul
and times I keep much more than I show
within these words I wish you will find
how highly a friend I esteem you in mind
Till I find others so true
all my nights shall be dreams of you ,
Written by
Charles Pullen
Categories:
dark, emotions, humor, nonsense, people, silly
Colorful Expressions
Bright,
tight strings,
colorful
unraveling
nerves.