Humorous and funny Engagement poems and/or funny poems about Engagement. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Engagement funny poems!
Written by
Anna Hopper
Categories:
age, engagement, humorous, social,
Tweeting
There once was a tweeter who didn’t tweet
An air of mystery, she decided to keep
Responses bounced
Bad twitter account
But still, she wouldn’t tweet a peep
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
adventure, anxiety, caregiving, engagement, funny love, grandmother, grandson,
Affected Art Baby Sitter-
Flickered fingers;
Can't dial ringers;
Telephone calls;
Babies cry and crawls;
what do you do?
what do you do?
When their diapers fall?...
6/8/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2020
Written by
Tom Wright
Categories:
funny, engagement,
A Triple Limerick About Harry
A Triple Limerick
About Harry
Written: by Tom Wright
8/6/2006
1
There once was a young man named Harry
Who had more money than he could carry?
His money he would not lend
Nor on frivolous things spend
Saying that job is for the girl I will marry
11
Then one-day Harry’s heart became broken
An engagement ring he offered as a token
I can’t accept she subtly said
For to another I’ll soon be wed
Harry left with his truck wheels “smokin”
111
He thought that this was surely his ending
His heart was broke in bad need of mending
So he bought a new Corvette
And now his ex was so upset
He had broken rule two regarding spending
Written by
Anthony Beck
Categories:
art, crush, desire, engagement, funny love, humor, marriage, romance,
Art Girl
'Tis so, I adore a polychromatic Muse.
She's a plethora of jolly dramatic hues.
Not to bore yuh surely with rant sophomoric,
But her aura is purely phantasmagoric.
I hear people ask, “Am I her signif other?"
But fear she might see me as only a brother.
It is quite fantabulous and those sorts of things;
So we, the two of us, will be looking at rings.
Written by
Clifford Villalon
Categories:
engagement, funny love, marriage,
Wild Sugar Hand
Love Me
Hate Me
Show Me
Shun Me
Love me today, leave me tomorrow
Leave me today, buy me tomorrow
Written by
Jonathan Moya
Categories:
beautiful, betrayal, engagement, funny love, girlfriend, goodbye, wedding,
Bride To Be
Oh sweet bride to be
as the flowers bloom
you snuck to my room
in hopes of a lustful spoon
Groom anxiously awaits
as your father opens the front gates
No one will comprehend our fate
Face to face we engage
Stockings, undergarments and satin lace
on the floor they lay
We embrace and grind away
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
clothes, engagement, humorous, money,
Dress To Impress
Prince Harry’s to wed Meghan Markle
Her dress, see it shimmer and sparkle
What I can’t understand…
It cost fifty-six grand
No wonder there’s such a debacle!
Inspired by another news story
N B The haute couture dress was originally on sale for a whopping £56,000 ($77,587.23) but I've read they got it at a reduced cost
01/21/18
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
betrayal, engagement, funny,
April Fools
:)
LOL! ! !
04/01/18
written by James Edward Lee ©2018
Written by
CayCay Jennings
Categories:
confusion, emotions, engagement, funny, lost, love, trust,
No House For the Louse
My love said to meet him at three
where steaks were the best that could be,
the chophouse.
I waited a long time and then
checked his firm before searching in
the courthouse.
Maybe drinks with clients for biz?
I checked a fave place for this, his
posh clubhouse.
Nothing, was he up to no good
somewhere no man does as he should -
the dollhouse?
There, I saw my beau kiss Miss Snow
so now he is found in Fido's
cold doghouse.
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, character, engagement, funny,
A Man Called Gilsn Gulp He Likes To Play Golf--
A Man Called Gilsn Gulp He likes to Play Golf--
There once was man named Gilsn Gulp who liked golf;
He said, "See the lovely sand trap Rudolf!"
It was rather porous, good;
But not very dogwood;
He couldn't say no to the rodolph?
3/19/19
A Limerick by James Edward Lee Sr.
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, devotion, engagement, funny,
A Programmer Man Called Phisher-Man Sam
A Programmer Man Called Phisher-man Sam
There once was a man who liked fishing.
He said, "See the lovely phishing!"
It was computerized,
Not good to dress or fry ,
He couldn't resist the revision.
6/10/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©
Written by
Michael Barber
Categories:
child, color, encouraging, engagement, fun, funny, happy,
Turn That Frown Upside Down
Laughing with giggles, while their belly jiggles
For I am but a clown
I'll make me jiggles and cause those giggles
For I am but a clown
I ride me little car and become the star
Cause I am but a clown
You sit the bleachers and laugh at me features
Cause I am but a clown
When I fall down with on my face a frown
Your little frown is turned upside down
Cause I am a great big clown
So turn your frown upside down
By going to the circus in town
To see that big funny clown!
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
celebrity, community, engagement, funny, identity, patriotic, satire,
Prez Don
Prez Don by James Edward Lee Sr.
Prez Don
Has won
Millions
Billions
No one
Cares sad
More cash
than Clairol
How he
Get job
Messy
Prissy
Hair comb
Best left on
Worst yet
Best kept
Got hunch
Didn’t launch
Clear dump
Vote Trump
11/15/17
by james edward lee sr.
Written by
Hugo Sarvida Jr.
Categories:
age, engagement, humorous, old,
My Grandfather
Garrulous old man
Who chattered like a magpie
Is my grandfather.
Written by
Hugo Sarvida Jr.
Categories:
discrimination, engagement, humor, perspective,
Degree Higher
Someone has said: I
Graduate womanizing; no
He's on Masteral.
Written by
Hugo Sarvida Jr.
Categories:
engagement, hilarious, humor, meaningful,
Too Lucky
If you like rich men
You can wait for me to win
The lottery first.
Written by
Hugo Sarvida Jr.
Categories:
creation, engagement, funny, inspiration,
Cartoons
Cartoons makes me laugh
Creation of ingenious
Great human outlet.
Written by
Kyle Gee
Categories:
adventure, art, engagement, fantasy, funny, funny love, rap,
Stature
Find my glutton for this rap button to come sneaking up on em/
I’m pretty good at running so let me run it up on em/
Time for me to gain traction with these tracks slung/
Alive more than I ever been in action go figure/
Never still with my stature my line’s never flat sir/
Hearts even more on beat than I need give it to her/
A crib for the burr or heat to surge the birds on my wire
I ribbed the instrument or sound heard words on fire
Written by
Ironic Zink
Categories:
analogy, engagement, humor, humorous, husband, relationship, wife,
Regretting Cake
One bite makes you large.
One bite makes you small.
Two bites make you charge.
Two bites make you ball.
Three bites of this regretting cake; of illusion.
Four bites stomach and head aches of dissolution.
Five times once bitten
Six pieces missing
Seven deadly sins committed in the kitchen.
Eight teen flames blown away seemingly fitting.
What the heck? Take bite nine from out of him.
And while your down there; just be thankful that on scale, she's a ten.
8/13/16
Contest name: Regretting Cake
Sponsor: Julia Ward
Written by
Hugo Sarvida Jr.
Categories:
engagement, humor, marriage, perspective,
Cheating Review
Some guys often said
50 meters away from
The wife is single.
Written by
Hugo Sarvida Jr.
Categories:
engagement, humor, perspective, work,
Zealous Cow
Rest tonight; recharge
More work to do tomorrow
Oh, my zealous cow!
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, appreciation, engagement, funny,
The Blue Apple Not True Not 4 U-Cd
Tho! there's the apple blue
Thine favorite color hue
There's a worm in it
Eating of it makes you sick
Royalty is true, but this apple was not for you. God's got something
A better a big ole cold watermelon
6/5/22
Written by James Edward Lee Sr. 2022©
Written by
Sushma A. Singh
Categories:
age, angel, engagement, giggle, girl,
Girls
Graceful little angels
Giggling for no reason
. Glued to shimmery wings
Glide through flowing seasons
. Gems to behold and keep
Grow up too soon into
. Gorgeous young ladies.
Pleiades G contest
Nov 30 2016
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
desire, endurance, engagement, funny love, scary, surreal,
Boo
BOO
B boo is beau beautiful derived from the French word
O one's significant other
O ordinary opened to verbal scaring
10/04/18
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
adventure, analogy, engagement, funny,
The Story of Mr Mouse Trying To Buy a House- -
If a mouse,
brought a house.
and the Cathome Realtor called him a louse.
So the mouse went to humane resources to Mrs. Kitty Kraus
Mr. Kat Kraus was her spouse
He too came over gave of himself a douse
told the Realtor to get lost
So they fired... Mr. Straus
Mr. and Mrs. Kraus
...took Micheal Mouse to dinner...
yes! they ATE HIM UP......
LOL!!!