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Poem Details | by Jemmy Farmer |
Categories: funny

Vertically Impaired (Englyn unodle union)

I wish I could grow a bit
so my legs and jeans would fit
without using sewing kits or iron hem
just once them jeans would fit.

I wish I was five foot four
or maybe a little more
I could wear fashion galore, off the peg,
I beg, two inches more.

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