Funny Poems About Diminishing Ascending Englyn or Diminishing Ascending Englyn Funny Poems

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Written by Jemmy Farmer
Categories: funny

Vertically Impaired (Englyn Unodle Union)

I wish I could grow a bit
so my legs and jeans would fit
without using sewing kits or iron hem
just once them jeans would fit.

I wish I was five foot four
or maybe a little more
I could wear fashion galore, off the peg,
I beg, two inches more.

Written by L Milton Hankins
Categories: friend, fun, giggle, tribute,

Spiffy

I consider Jeff spiffy of his rhymes...maybe iffy his forms are uniquely his he'll respond in a jiffy
Written October 23, 2022 [7 syllable lines checked by HMS]


Written by Abdullah Alhemaidy
Categories: humor,

No More Welsh

I went to search for a used winch in stuff auction market:
found not bad yellow winch
his owner said am from Welsh,
do payment now no more welsh

Written by Vanya Evangeline
Categories: funny, vanity, words, writing,

For the Story

Like a dog digging bone, I hunt stories
Write orgies from words known
With syntax like old men's drone
And metaphors overblown

Written by Trina Layne
Categories: humorous, language, perspective, poets, word play,

A Case of Folios - Updated

Beard or bard? queried chief counsel, The Spit. 
Bared wit: "alike drunkn greif".
Berkspeller loose in the fief!
Beware, none sings from his lief.