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Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
africa, career, change, confidence, courage, humanity, humor,
Self control
When a man lacks
Self control
He lacks
Self pride
So start from here
If you ever think of
Change.
Poem Details | by
Nato Calubiran |
Categories:
crazy, kids, humor,
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Nobody needs ya.
Everybody doesn't want ya.
One day I'm gonna hack ya.
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
africa, encouraging, good morning, humor, power,
Am alive again
Am alive again
Here we go
Believe me
I swear
If not
Am alive again.
Poem Details | by
Joyce Wolayo |
Categories:
allusion, boyfriend, desire, devotion, funny love,
Zebras gallop in the distance reminding me of your love
Always on my mind when I need you
Inside my heart and body like a gallant giraffe
Nothing and no one could love me like you.
Zest doesn’t catch a fly but I would catch you
All around me it is a heaven you created
Impenetrable with no illusions, it’s us, you and me
Never looking back, your smile is a kiss Zain.
Zoom in like a camera, always and I will always say;
Amen with me and let it be forever, always my love
Inseparable as the sky and the moon
No one could change these feelings in a billion years.
Poem Details | by
William Darnell Sr. |
Categories:
february, humor, journey, literature, me, muse, poetry, success, word play, words, writing,
Who Am I;
Who I am!
You;
may know me?
But you have no idea:
who I am?
See me?
I'm there;
Inside you now.
- Look?
See me again;
Right here, it's me!
- Who am I
- Who I am
Whoops!
Ha! Ha!
Well:
who was he?
Epic!!!
Revised Edition: August 23, 2021, 8:17 AM (EST)
Poem Details | by
Jimmi Canada |
Categories:
anti bullying, cheer up, faith, giggle, god, ireland, irony, word play, world,
Clip art,
dancing stars,
dictionary wars,
semblance starx,
solitary parts,
Clip art...
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
africa, humanity, humor, inspirational, lost love, love, truth,
Simple yet complicated
Life is not hard
Is so simple
To live with love
Yet so complicated
Among humans of today
Poem Details | by
Suraj Singh |
Categories:
goodbye, humor, i am, sorrow, sorry, strength, suicide,
One day I'll be gone
I guess I'm not wrong.
I have few questions for you
Answer them when you have time
But without a single crime this time.
Would you cry?
Would you even try?
Would you ever ask yourself why?
Would you say its such a waste?
Would you wonder at the haste?
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
africa, break up, cheer up, divorce, for her, humanity, humor,
The last word
For every end times
Too bad
The heart bleeds
When goodbye
Becomes
The last word!
Poem Details | by
Dave Gregg |
Categories:
funny, giggle,
Whose concerns are elbow germs?
The bugs we cannot see?
We wash our face and scour both hands
But hinge joint ligaments
Receive no such sentiment
Soaps' a stranger to our winged tips
Located somewhere between the hips
Fractures, aches, arthritis
Funny bones, bumps and bursitis
But elbow germs invite no press
Which is why arm colds are such distress!
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
africa, america, confidence, courage, humanity, humor,
life is deep
yet you are
deeper
life is deep
yet you are
in the hole of life
and the hole
can't be available
with out you
in it
life is deep
so dig
it
out
life is deep
well how
deep can
you go
life is deep
yet in
it mysteries
lies the source
of our growth
life is deep
but we could
be it deepness
life is deep
yet our soul
lives along
with it energy
life is deep
yet the
deepest part
is yet to be
a new beginning
in our creativity
nowadays
on moral values
no wonder yet still
life is deep
Poem Details | by
Funom Makama |
Categories:
environment, home, house, humorous, image,
Compulsory contentment shown by this man
above whose temple a large bridge passes
and his spacious serenity glorified by highways
and his dwelling in a direct romance with the skies.
Cars uncountable, his sight delights
while people visit and pass but with no attraction.
Cleaners and sanitary officers in government clothing;
who are his usual unofficial employees.
Struggling with busy-faced and fast paced individuals
becoming his live event without a screen.
But when the rains begin and the sun scorches
he’ll hide in his rags and face the challenge of homelessness.
Poem Details | by
Eitak Nella |
Categories:
funny,
It's raining pitchforks I say,
Always in the middle of May,
O! The day in May,
When pitchforks come nay.
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
africa, courage, freedom, humanity, humor, strength, writing,
Let your heart speak
Poets are the eyes
Of the world
A poet hearts
Is too large
Some times heavy
Some times light
Poetry is an act
Of humanity
For those who are
Of love
Poetry is my song
Poetry is my life
Poetry is my soul
Poetry is my spirit
I love the gift of nature
When the pen
Pens what the heart bleeds
So on poetry oh poets
Let your heart speak
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
africa, blessing, courage, humanity, humor, motivation, world,
Lets make the world great again
If we must live in peace
We must learn
How to move along
Together with
One another
So instead to make just
An empire great again
Lets Together
great and small
Everyone
Lets make the world great again
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
africa, desire, hope, humanity, humor,
One vission one mission one goal
How wonderful it will be
If the world could be lead
By one vission in truth
How beautiful the world
Will look like
If we all live to survive
By one mission in honesty
How great it will be
When we live
With love
Just to achieve
One goal called
Humanity
Poem Details | by
John Robert Bones |
Categories:
funny, words,
From pen to paper my words will not flow,
oh how frustrating, I want to shout. How
I wish I could think of some lyric, or line
to put on paper that would look so fine.
What Iv`e got is common enough, It`s
called writers block you see It happens
to the best of us you know.
It can last a day, a month, or a year
brings misery instead of cheer. Knowing
I have words to share, doesnt help,
or improve things at all. I might
as well throw my pen away and
go up the wall.
Poem Details | by
Sidney Beck |
Categories:
funny
BEOWOLF OR BOEWELF
Tho werld weould romain tho samo
Mon weuld levo wemon - a damo !
Tolophenos weould bo noodod
Swoot werds weuld bo hoodod
Meroevor levo ceuld ond up as moro
Ometienal mossagos botwoon boings.
Semotimos wo might smeko wood
If wo folt tho roal nood
Peots weuld continuo te writo se :
“Wheso weeds thoso aro I think I knew”
If yeu livod in Ourepo or Now Yerk
Maybo yeu weuldn’t havo to werk
All wook for a rost at tho wookond
And a boor with cleso frionds.
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NOTE
I replaced each o with e , and each e with o .
The result is reminiscent of early English
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
abuse, africa, cheer up, dedication, deep, humanity, humor,
The war against ourselves
The profit of wars
Is a shame to humanity
The out come of wars
Is a wound to mankind
The brutality of wars
Is a calamity to nature
The wars that destroys nature
Is
The war against ourselves
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
africa, change, corruption, courage, humanity, humor, motivation,
Where the dieing world exist
Devalued lifes
Full of shadows
Of slaves
Where poverty live
With out evacuation
So if you ever care
Please
Help preserve the third world where
The dieing world exist
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
abuse, africa, change, confusion, freedom, humor,
a step too far
breaking news
on my TV
I was surprise to see
my president again
as he utter his speech
I was interested and happy
to listen
I was full of hopes
not until my right was
seen as a step too far
what a shame
what a word
what a president
after 3months
away from the country
this was his message
but am sorry
my right is my right
our right is our right
the country is a mess
our economy is falling
speedily down
the people are disunity
as much as we claim united
our business are in closed
our wages are zero
and when we fight for
freedom
oh God I get confused
our President
say is
a step too far!
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
abuse, africa, courage, fear, humor, motivation,
Call a spade a spade
Take no chance
Of intimidation
Except your right
dont mean nothing
To you
So when you are been
Moved around like
A sheep
Stand up for your
Self and
Call a spade a spade
Poem Details | by
John E Wordslinger |
Categories:
epic
I would like to thank you for your visit.
I have removed these poems for a distant future book publication.
I believe we poets, can make a difference
in this world. We live in the 21st century,
we have tools( technology), we have our past, and imagination.
We just don't have the courage, because
I guess most are afraid to fail, to loose money.
All I have to say is we can't take money with us,
when we die. I also say hasn't mankind failed enough,
and isn't mankind worth the effort, our children is worth the effort..
Thank you, and my your God Bless you
John E WordSlinger
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
africa, courage, freedom, growth, humanity, humor, inspiration,
everyone got a reason
every one is struggling
one way or the other
we are need to survive
one way or the other
everyone need to be free
freedom is need in every soul
one way or the orther
everyone is fighting
we all got a fight
one way or the other
everyone need focus
cos nowadays
we are out of focus
one way or the other
everyone need to win
we need prove
one thing some how
that thing that brings
us a sense of belonging
one way or the other
we are all victims of live
one way or the other
and
every one need love
it helps in if
everyone got a reason
Poem Details | by
Mario Perez |
Categories:
epic
It's funny when good turns to
bad.
Happy turns to sad.
Beautiful turns to ugly.
You love me turns to you hate
me.
Love turns to hate.
Real turns to fake.
Strong turns to weak.
Days turns to weeks.
Good people turns to freaks.
Best friends turn to enemies.
Locks turns to keys.
Fiction turn to true.
Me living with you turns to
living without you.
Not knowing what to do turns
to something to do-Mario Perez