Humorous and funny Epic poems and/or funny poems about Epic. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Epic funny poems!
Written by
Nato Calubiran
Categories:
crazy, kids, humor,
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Nobody needs ya.
Everybody doesn't want ya.
One day I'm gonna hack ya.
Written by
William Darnell Sr
Categories:
february, humor, journey, literature, me, muse
Who I Am
Who Am I;
Who I am!
You;
may know me?
But you have no idea:
who I am?
See me?
I'm there;
Inside you now.
- Look?
See me again;
Right here, it's me!
- Who am I
- Who I am
Whoops!
Ha! Ha!
Well:
who was he?
Epic!!!
Revised Edition: August 23, 2021, 8:17 AM (EST)
Written by
Joyce Wolayo
Categories:
allusion, boyfriend, desire, devotion, funny love,
Zain My Love
Zebras gallop in the distance reminding me of your love
Always on my mind when I need you
Inside my heart and body like a gallant giraffe
Nothing and no one could love me like you.
Zest doesn’t catch a fly but I would catch you
All around me it is a heaven you created
Impenetrable with no illusions, it’s us, you and me
Never looking back, your smile is a kiss Zain.
Zoom in like a camera, always and I will always say;
Amen with me and let it be forever, always my love
Inseparable as the sky and the moon
No one could change these feelings in a billion years.
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, encouraging, good morning, humor, power,
Am Alive Again
Am alive again
Am alive again
Here we go
Believe me
I swear
If not
Am alive again.
Written by
Jimmi Canada
Categories:
anti bullying, cheer up, faith, giggle, god, ireland
This Starts
Clip art,
dancing stars,
dictionary wars,
semblance starx,
solitary parts,
Clip art...
Written by
Suraj Singh
Categories:
goodbye, humor, i am, sorrow, sorry, strength
Questions For You
One day I'll be gone
I guess I'm not wrong.
I have few questions for you
Answer them when you have time
But without a single crime this time.
Would you cry?
Would you even try?
Would you ever ask yourself why?
Would you say its such a waste?
Would you wonder at the haste?
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, humanity, humor, inspirational, lost love, love
Simple Yet Complicated
Simple yet complicated
Life is not hard
Is so simple
To live with love
Yet so complicated
Among humans of today
Written by
Dave Gregg
Categories:
funny, giggle,
C U B I T a L S
Whose concerns are elbow germs?
The bugs we cannot see?
We wash our face and scour both hands
But hinge joint ligaments
Receive no such sentiment
Soaps' a stranger to our winged tips
Located somewhere between the hips
Fractures, aches, arthritis
Funny bones, bumps and bursitis
But elbow germs invite no press
Which is why arm colds are such distress!
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, america, confidence, courage, humanity, humor
Life Is Deep
life is deep
yet you are
deeper
life is deep
yet you are
in the hole of life
and the hole
can't be available
with out you
in it
life is deep
so dig
it
out
life is deep
well how
deep can
you go
life is deep
yet in
it mysteries
lies the source
of our growth
life is deep
but we could
be it deepness
life is deep
yet our soul
lives along
with it energy
life is deep
yet the
deepest part
is yet to be
a new beginning
in our creativity
nowadays
on moral values
no wonder yet still
life is deep
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, desire, hope, humanity, humor,
One Vision One Mission One Goal
One vission one mission one goal
How wonderful it will be
If the world could be lead
By one vission in truth
How beautiful the world
Will look like
If we all live to survive
By one mission in honesty
How great it will be
When we live
With love
Just to achieve
One goal called
Humanity
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, courage, freedom, humanity, humor, strength
Let Your Heart Speak
Let your heart speak
Poets are the eyes
Of the world
A poet hearts
Is too large
Some times heavy
Some times light
Poetry is an act
Of humanity
For those who are
Of love
Poetry is my song
Poetry is my life
Poetry is my soul
Poetry is my spirit
I love the gift of nature
When the pen
Pens what the heart bleeds
So on poetry oh poets
Let your heart speak
Written by
Eitak Nella
Categories:
funny,
The Rain
It's raining pitchforks I say,
Always in the middle of May,
O! The day in May,
When pitchforks come nay.
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
environment, home, house, humorous, image,
Wealth Unclaimed
Compulsory contentment shown by this man
above whose temple a large bridge passes
and his spacious serenity glorified by highways
and his dwelling in a direct romance with the skies.
Cars uncountable, his sight delights
while people visit and pass but with no attraction.
Cleaners and sanitary officers in government clothing;
who are his usual unofficial employees.
Struggling with busy-faced and fast paced individuals
becoming his live event without a screen.
But when the rains begin and the sun scorches
he’ll hide in his rags and face the challenge of homelessness.
Written by
John Robert Bones
Categories:
funny, words,
Writers Block
From pen to paper my words will not flow,
oh how frustrating, I want to shout. How
I wish I could think of some lyric, or line
to put on paper that would look so fine.
What Iv`e got is common enough, It`s
called writers block you see It happens
to the best of us you know.
It can last a day, a month, or a year
brings misery instead of cheer. Knowing
I have words to share, doesnt help,
or improve things at all. I might
as well throw my pen away and
go up the wall.
Written by
Clive Culverhouse
Categories:
dark, fantasy, fun, funny, humorous, love
Tir na nog - A Tragic Epic Saga
Tír na nÓg - A Tragic Epic Saga
ye hear, of a leprechaun and a unicorn who met in a field’s corner
a he and she, she killed by a tree, when it fell he couldn’t warn her
Written by
Sidney Beck
Categories:
funny
Beowolf Or Boewelf
BEOWOLF OR BOEWELF
Tho werld weould romain tho samo
Mon weuld levo wemon - a damo !
Tolophenos weould bo noodod
Swoot werds weuld bo hoodod
Meroevor levo ceuld ond up as moro
Ometienal mossagos botwoon boings.
Semotimos wo might smeko wood
If wo folt tho roal nood
Peots weuld continuo te writo se :
“Wheso weeds thoso aro I think I knew”
If yeu livod in Ourepo or Now Yerk
Maybo yeu weuldn’t havo to werk
All wook for a rost at tho wookond
And a boor with cleso frionds.
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NOTE
I replaced each o with e , and each e with o .
The result is reminiscent of early English
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, blessing, courage, humanity, humor, motivation
Let's Make the World Great Again
Lets make the world great again
If we must live in peace
We must learn
How to move along
Together with
One another
So instead to make just
An empire great again
Lets Together
great and small
Everyone
Lets make the world great again
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, change, corruption, courage, humanity, humor
Where the Dieing World Exist
Where the dieing world exist
Devalued lifes
Full of shadows
Of slaves
Where poverty live
With out evacuation
So if you ever care
Please
Help preserve the third world where
The dieing world exist
Written by
John E Wordslinger
Categories:
epic
No Humor In Heaven/Helleitte and the Zabracazebra (Part6)
I would like to thank you for your visit.
I have removed these poems for a distant future book publication.
I believe we poets, can make a difference
in this world. We live in the 21st century,
we have tools( technology), we have our past, and imagination.
We just don't have the courage, because
I guess most are afraid to fail, to loose money.
All I have to say is we can't take money with us,
when we die. I also say hasn't mankind failed enough,
and isn't mankind worth the effort, our children is worth the effort..
Thank you, and my your God Bless you
John E WordSlinger
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
abuse, africa, change, confusion, freedom, humor
A Step Too Far
a step too far
breaking news
on my TV
I was surprise to see
my president again
as he utter his speech
I was interested and happy
to listen
I was full of hopes
not until my right was
seen as a step too far
what a shame
what a word
what a president
after 3months
away from the country
this was his message
but am sorry
my right is my right
our right is our right
the country is a mess
our economy is falling
speedily down
the people are disunity
as much as we claim united
our business are in closed
our wages are zero
and when we fight for
freedom
oh God I get confused
our President
say is
a step too far!
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
abuse, africa, courage, fear, humor, motivation
Call a Spade a Spade
Call a spade a spade
Take no chance
Of intimidation
Except your right
dont mean nothing
To you
So when you are been
Moved around like
A sheep
Stand up for your
Self and
Call a spade a spade
Written by
Mario Perez
Categories:
epic
Its Funny
It's funny when good turns to
bad.
Happy turns to sad.
Beautiful turns to ugly.
You love me turns to you hate
me.
Love turns to hate.
Real turns to fake.
Strong turns to weak.
Days turns to weeks.
Good people turns to freaks.
Best friends turn to enemies.
Locks turns to keys.
Fiction turn to true.
Me living with you turns to
living without you.
Not knowing what to do turns
to something to do-Mario Perez
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, courage, freedom, growth, humanity, humor
Everyone Got a Reason
everyone got a reason
every one is struggling
one way or the other
we are need to survive
one way or the other
everyone need to be free
freedom is need in every soul
one way or the orther
everyone is fighting
we all got a fight
one way or the other
everyone need focus
cos nowadays
we are out of focus
one way or the other
everyone need to win
we need prove
one thing some how
that thing that brings
us a sense of belonging
one way or the other
we are all victims of live
one way or the other
and
every one need love
it helps in if
everyone got a reason
Written by
Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
caregiving, humor, integrity, mental illness, psychological, usa
Epic Paranoia
I wonder if this is an Elder RightBrain epidemic,
this confusion of NRA origins
as National Rifle Association
or National Republican Army;
A distinction of labels
perhaps without difference,
Sharing the same U.S. RedMeat population
of awesomely hungry pirates.
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, deep, friendship, humor, people, trust
In the Green Grass
in the green grass
let the God be bless
for eternity his wonders
are numerous
let the herb be
let life be for peace
the God made man
right in west africa
the dogons testify
this prove far above
the blue sky lies the
dark star
a Genesis lesson
for the hunters
bless life
speak peace
gave life
but don't be blind
in the wilderness
cos the hunters are
still wild
they don't sleep
so when you trust the forest
remember
the green snake
in the green grass