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Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: funny


sick as
a parrot

Poem Details | by Mark Peterson |
Categories: humorous,

Terse Verse

If you insist
on doggerel verse,
show mercy then
and keep it terse.

Fifth Place, Laconic Verse I, Giorgio V.

Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: anxiety, death, humor, money,

Death and Taxes

Now that I'm dead I can finally relax,
worry free of April 15th and filing my income tax.


Poem Details | by Constance La France |
Categories: funny,

In The End Epigram

Beneath this place of stones, Lay my groaning moaning bones; I didn't need them anymore, So, traded them in for wings that soar ! _______________________ April 24, 2022 Poetry/Epigram/In The End Epigram Copyright Protected, I 04-1450-705-24 All Rights Reserved, 2022, Constance La France Written for the Standard contest, Killing With An Epigram sponsor, Margarita Lillico, Judged 05/29/2022 First Place Poem of the Day on Poetry Soup, 04/25/2022

Poem Details | by Misty Hoot |
Categories: children, funny, happiness, uplifting,

It was me!

There was a boy named Charlie who loved to climb trees.
You could always recognize him by his scraped up knees.

When his mother would tell him to come inside 
he'd climb up his favorite tree and hide.
You could hear the siren as the firemen zoomed through town.
They had, just had to get that little boy on the ground.
The people would say, "There goes Charlie climbing that tree."
They really shouldn't say that because this time it was me!

Poem Details | by Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories: death, humor,

It's Not Me, It's You

It's true that I could be more lovin'
as I shove you head first in the oven,

but I can't help but feel so elated
that with you your breath is cremated.


Poem Details | by Frances King |
Categories: animals, funny

Aardvark Reverie

When Aardvark sleeps, perchance to dream
About a tasty snack … 

I wonder, does he ever wish
It wouldn’t bite him back?

Inspired by Lee Leon’s poem ‘Aardvark’
Thanks, Lee!

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: humor, sound,

Fact or Factoid

    A duck

    can't cluck

      ~ So what

Poem Details | by Winged Warrior |
Categories: art, beautiful, funny,

Godiva the Diva

Lady Godiva- rode naked on her horse; That’s OK… her steed was naked too, of course! Nov.02.2019 Pithy Pome Poetry Sponsored by: Maureen McGreavy N/A...for contest

Poem Details | by Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories: humor,

First Law of Reprehensibility

I little knew the gravity of my infraction
Till I perceived the weight of your reaction

Poem Details | by Mick Talbot |
Categories: fun, humor, humorous,


EPIGRAM FUN> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Donald Trump, his life a hoax, runs his country based on jokes ~~~~ Catie Lindsey a fine lady Poet laureate one day, maybe? ~~~~ Jan Allison, writing limericks, her pleasure! Everyone a piece of gold, a treasure! ~~~~ Tom Cunningham, regards A perfect gent, a poet bard! ~~~~ The poet Silent One A pseudonym, such fun! ~~~~ Me? my plight? To save the world I write! Okay, the doors are firmly shut I know, I hear you all tut! ............Mick

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: giggle, goodbye, relationship, smile, word play,

A 'Cheery - O'

Rescue relationships that are only so-so

  ~ Take your leave with a 'Pip, pip, Cheerio!'

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: funny


rain on-
my parade

Poem Details | by Frances King |
Categories: animals, children, funny

Cuddly Koala

Koala’s not a teddy bear,
Although he looks the part …

He munches eucalyptus leaves,
And captivates our hearts.

Poem Details | by Frances King |
Categories: animals, funny

The Dik-Dik's Dilemma

The Dik-Dik is an antelope
Who longs to be a misanthrope

But since he “pronks”, instead of lopes,
He doesn’t really have a hope …

* “Pronk” is the name of the dik-dik’s jaunty little bounce when he runs.
 It is an Afrikaans description.

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: childhood, education, family, fantasy, children, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, imagination, inspirational, life, love, people, teen, uplifting, visionary

Stuck On You

braces interlocked - told him no kissing

Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: funny, philosophy,

Walking on Eggshells

The egg came before the chicken but some fool sat on it...

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: funny


hangs a tail

Poem Details | by Paul Geiger |
Categories: drink, humor, math,


When we drink, we get drunk. 
When we get drunk, we fall 
Asleep. When we fall a—
sleep, we commit no sin—
When we commit no sin,
we go to heaven. So—

Adapted from a bon mot of
George Bernard Shaw
6x6 square, math/poetry

Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: food, funny,

Concerning The Preparation of Mexican Cuisine

After handling Jalapeno Peppers, wash your hands thoroughly BEFORE you use the restroom.

Poem Details | by cecil hickman |
Categories: funny, satire


Only known
For man

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: food, humorous,


I made some scones – the best you’ve ever seen Make dough - perfect to keep your fingernails clean!!! Note to hubby - I used a nailbrush BEFORE I baked yesterday lol Contest:- Epigram Sponsor:- Silent One 22nd November 2015

Poem Details | by Joseph Spence Sr |
Categories: brother, funny, history, imagination, mystery, visionary,

Big Little Oxymoronic Foot

Bigfoot had a bubbling baby brother—
They labeled him "lively little foot!"

© Joseph S. Spence, Sr., (Epulaeryu Master) 5/25/2010
All Rights Reserved, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
Senior Advisor, to Founder of Motivational Strips
Ambassador De Literature
Noble Star of Literature 2018
Living Legend of the 21st Century
Pentasiv B World Friendship Poetry Featured Poet 2019

Poem Details | by Charmaine Chircop |
Categories: humor,

The Milkman And His Mistress

The farmer's wife and milkman  played seesaw
Their sighs weren't  heard as two donkeys brayed  He-Haw

Inspired by Silent One's contest ( not for contest  )

Poem Details | by JSLambert Mister ROBOTO |
Categories: dedication, devotion, funny, people, philosophy, sports, teen, uplifting

Dirk Nowitzki

Impossible to stifle
the firing of a 7 foot
German Rifle

the Heat couldn't stop Dirk
from putting
in work

Congratulations to the 2011 NBA Champions
             Dallas Mavericks