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Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funny


A pancake dribbled in syrup
With cream and cherries 
Chocolate lightly sprinkled over
With exotic fruits
Ooh and a tight thong
Now girls eat

Poem Details | by Thvia Shetley |
Categories: food, funny, history, cousin,

Merry Queen of Squash

Pumpkin, merry queen of squash,
regnant on accord.
With a smooth and ribb-ed rind
clad in pepo-orange,
two strikes to sever
from the vine.

*Mary, Queen of Scots was beheaded by order of her cousin Queen Elizabeth of England in
1587.  Detailed accounts record it took two strikes of the axe to sever her head completely.  

**A pumpkin is truly the sovereign of gourd squashes. .  Ironically, the word 'gourd' is also a slang
term for 'head' giving this poem a most appropriate ending whichever way you look at it!.

***The word ribb-ed in the third line is read as two syllables.

Poem Details | by Judith Angell Meyer |
Categories: food, funny, happiness


Today I splurged on a steak. Thick with the fat trimmed close Seasoned - broiler - aroma Taste buds squirt delight Juice runs down my chin Ambrosia Burp!

Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: food, funny

A Big Mac

On the road in hungry mode, 
Golden arches call! 
Stomach immensely howling, 
“Big Mac” has attacked.
Hamburger and cheese 
Zingy sauce to please, 
Gulp it down!

Written 5/5/11 for Gwendolen Rix Fast Food Epulaeryu contest.

Poem Details | by Joseph Spence Sr |
Categories: food, funny, happiness, imagination, life,

Prime Steak Barbequed

Barbequing on the grill
Prime steak such a thrill
Mouth watering I just spill
Waiting for this treat
Sauce smells oh so sweet
Give me meat—

© Joseph S. Spence, Sr., (Epulaeryu Master) 5/19/2010
All Rights Reserved, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
Senior Advisor, to Founder of Motivational Strips
Ambassador De Literature
Noble Star of Literature 2018
Living Legend of the 21st Century
Pentasiv B World Friendship Poetry Featured Poet 2019

Poem Details | by John Trusty |
Categories: food, humor,

Non-Traditional Feasting

Yummy old "Nathan's" hot dogs
Just the dogs and buns
Good dogs snap when you bite them
So dip in water
Before you shove down
Vomit, you

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: food, funny


Wife desired some Japanese

     Sushi if you please

          Seaweed wrapped 'round octopus

               Pickled ginger plus

                    Some mackerel raw

                         Salmon jaw


Placed No. 3 in Gwendolen Rix's "Fast Food Epulaeryu" Contest - May 2011

Poem Details | by John Freeman |
Categories: funny

Country Kitchen

Molly’s Country Kitchen

~Polk stalks sliced, rolled in flour fried
   Refried Pinto beans
   Fresh Polk leaves rolled in eggs fried
   Buttermilk, cornbread
   One large Green onion 
   Apple pie

   Written 4-30-2011
   For and in honor of: Gwendolen Rix
   And Contest: Fast Food Epulaeryu

Poem Details | by Gingy Bear |
Categories: drink, food, funny,

Ambrosia Lost

Artificial sweeteners
Refreshing flavor
A modern day conundrum.
It says diet, but
Truly you’re joining
The cult of

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: food, funny,

Liver N' Onions

Take a pound of beef liver

   Shake it in flour

      Chop up one fair sized onion

         Fry in hot skillet

            Turn head and hold nose

                Feed to dog


Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by Paula Goldsmith |
Categories: dad, dog, food, fun, humor, together, uplifting,

Whats Cooking On the Grill

Fire up the grill ~ let's all eat
Dad's steak now well done
Hot dogs for doggy and me
Granny potatoes
Mom veggies with salt
Say blessing
Date Written:5/31/2022
4 Place
Whats Cooking on the Grill this Summer Contest
Sponsored by: M. L. Kiser

Poem Details | by Maf Longfellow |
Categories: food, funny, history, people,

Ice Cream Delight!

National Ice Cream Day    July 15th

Benjamin Franklin was the very one.
In the year of 1771.
While in France dessert did come.

What is this wonderful delight!?
"Ice cream dear sir,
I hope you like."

With quill and ink
And much insight.
He acquired the recipe that night.

And sent it back across the sea.
To share Ice Cram
With you and me!

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: fantasy, food, children, funny, happiness, health, imagination, life, seasons, social, uplifting, visionary

Come On I Want Smore

Ideally assembled right
Sinfully scrumous
Molten mountain gooeyness
Skewered fashioned drive
Do you want
Smore !

Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: funny

Epulaeryu-Strawberry Ice Cream

Craving strawberry ice cream
on a New York street:
strawberries from southern fields...
full of warm sunshine;
I'm so impatient
to taste one...

Copyright 2009 by Andrew Crisci

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: food, funny

Before & After

Wild boar artichoke terrine
Barbarie duck with
sweet & sour orange sauce jus
rose water ice-cream
ameretto cream
No credit 
Crunch !

Home made vegetable soup
Cold  Dripping on toast
One Fried egg, sunny-side up
Cress and chive salad
Bread & jam sandwich
Don't bank on

Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: food, funny, sad

Fiend Feast

Fiend Feast
     By Dane Smith-Johnsen

Ghost toast
Roast host

Poetic Form:  Footle

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: food, humor,

Gourmet Bachelor Man

Noodles kept fluffy and warm
   Peas from the can shorn
Water drained from tuna's can
     Now, bachelor man
       Add all the mayo
         You can stand