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Poem Details | by Lycia Harding |
Categories: death, eulogy, funny,

I Slipped On a Teardrop


I slipped on a teardrop and landed in a laugh...

Who knew my tragic ending would have a happy half?

Please chuckle at my funeral and make my epitaph:

"I slipped on a teardrop and landed in a laugh"


Poem Details | by Gregory Richard Barden |
Categories: death, eulogy, humorous, light,

Tom E Aiken

My wife deplored her duty But O' was she good-looking She sold me on her beauty But killed me with her cooking ~ 3rd Place ~ in the "A Funny Epitaph" Poetry Contest, Jesse Rowe, Judge & Sponsor.

Poem Details | by Gregory Richard Barden |
Categories: death, eulogy, humorous,

Here Lies Festus Sleape

We're asleep in this graveyard We can't hear you pout So please leave your flowers And get the hell out

Poem Details | by Gregory Richard Barden |
Categories: death, eulogy, humorous,

Hope S Gaughan

I had hoped for angels But in earth I will stay For my husband died first And he scared them away

Poem Details | by Gregory Richard Barden |
Categories: death, eulogy, humorous,

Rip M T Pocquettes

Here's a hammer for my debtors For my bills, I couldn't pay Just take a piece of marble And then please go away

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: football, humor, sports,

Eulogy For a Quarterback's Reputation

We're angry!  What sports fan can blame us?

There hasn't been one loss for Jameis

     But off-the-field ruckus

     Makes sportscasters muck us

Once famous, now Jameis just shames us

*Written about former FSU quarterback Jameis Winston's run ins with the law.

Poem Details | by Elizabeth Smith |
Categories: eulogy, food, hilarious, people, thanks,

No Thanks


I had a short life but didn't think my fate
Would be ending up on a Thanksgiving  plate 

But I won't be giving thanks on this day for I'm not able 
It's  because I'm laid out on a Thanksgiving table 

I'm not stupid as people have said
I had small pleasures like a scratch on my head
Though I never thought I'd end up dead  

With my insides greatly over-filled
I've been dressed even though I've been killed

Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: car, eulogy, humor,

''sicilia'' Your Breaking My Heart Or His Final ''Hit''

Filled plate of grilled tortellini 
Killed the great James Gandolfini
This star's carcass heavy  
A Ford or a Chevy
Should have been a Lamborghini

Poem Details | by Mark J. Halliday |
Categories: absence, childhood, chocolate, death of a friend, humor, political, satire,

Muppet Eulogy

Bye Cookie Monster!
Pointlessly martyred by the
Political left.

Poem Details | by Linda Hays-Gibbs |
Categories: death, depression, eulogy, farewell, feelings, giggle, suicide,

Funny Man

Funny Man!
By Linda Hays-Gibbs
Oh funny man you touch the hardest heart
With messages to crumble and start
A snickering or flickering to spark 
A laugh a full belly rumbler
A genius of illogical and logical matter
Without him the whole world is astronomically sadder
Oh let our grief someday subside 
That we in heaven will find 
A bench upfront to see his latest comedic job ( I pray)
The jester (Robin Williams) at heaven's court for God

Poem Details | by Rhoda Tripp |
Categories: dark, eulogy, funny, giggle, humor, prison, scary,

Sick, Dark, and Scary Humor

That woman you sext...
Her husband got out early.
Ten years for murder?

Entered in contest for
Brian Strand
2 or 3 line poem.
Written 11/25/17

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: death, eulogy, funny, giggle, humor, sad,


once a small munchkin from oz

searched for a basket of straws

but he found a toad

on yellow brick road

say buddy got any gauze.

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: bereavement, death, eulogy, funny, giggle, snow, tribute,

Rip John Doe

John Doe was a prince of a guy
Who forgot to zip up his fly
So out in the snow
John started to grow
When a snow-blower passed him by . . .

Poem Details | by David Cardamone |
Categories: eulogy, fun, funeral, funny,

Mercedes Benz

Mercedes Benz

A sinkhole swallowed my friend.
Thankfully, my house was still around the bend.
At least to remember, I need not travel far.
I hope my insurance covers this brand new car.


Poem Details | by Trevor Mcleod |
Categories: absence, confusion, creation, eulogy, fun, funny,

This Poem

This poem has yet to finish.
It's barely past the start.
It hasn't any followers
and isn't yet an art.

The subject is not written:
direction not quite clear.
My reason for it's being
is only what is here.

The length is getting longer
with nothing more to say.
Without a proper ending
it just might run astray.

I'll say my final thoughts
in hopes they'll bring an end.
But really; who'm I kidding,
a sequels 'round the bend.

Poem Details | by Michael G. Weston |
Categories: death, eulogy, funeral, funny, grave, humor, moving on,

To Whom It May Concern

To whom it may concern,
For time will surely tell,
I write to my loved ones
To say that I am well.

I scarcely can recall
A time more I content,
Than here amongst my friends
With time more wisely spent.

The rooming here is quaint,
In truth, a little cramped.
Likewise, harsh April rains
Make all my walls feel damped.

The silence, although grave,
Does make for better sleep.
Yet, every passing day
More neighbors moan and weep.

I hope to see you soon,
Perhaps within the year.
For winters cold and stiff
Are awfully lonely here.

Until we meet again,
I wish you all the best.
For my death after all
Is quite the restless test.

Poem Details | by Suburban Lovechild |
Categories: drink, eulogy, funny love, how i feel, imagery, tribute,

Requiem For a Dram

Most common folk may know of this
To be an act of despicable excess
A wasteful plea of conjured sin
A loathing grouse peppered with joy and the sting of relentless ugly
The dignity of the soul which grants the righteous pour
Signals approval, encouragement and bon voyage to the lucky one
The one which has planned this marriage of vessel and sea
The one rampant with stories to be told
Ever the more likely once the sea begins to flow
This of golden variety
Of shanked sobriety
Of lustful tincture
Where the deep gaze and rousing examination
Lift the spirit of this finite sea
To brinks and cliffs of Dover
As vessel and sea become one
And everyone goes home a winner.


Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: death, eulogy, food, funeral, happy, humor, sad,

Mortuary Jingle

Be not sad,
Be joyful and glad
Listen to Tchaikovsky not Mahler
Throw a party
Laugh and eat hearty
At the Happy Smily Funeral Parlor.

Poem Details | by Pat Adams |
Categories: dedication, humorous, silly, thanksgiving,

A Turkeys Eulogy

A turkey named Betty who knew better,
Slipped and let a well known butcher get her
Her last day of living,
To be on Thanksgiving
But she was loved by all those who "et" her!

Poem Details | by Steffan Voss |
Categories: allusion, analogy, day, death, encouraging, eulogy, giggle,

A Day of Silence

I know it will be quiet when you come:
No wind; the water breathing steadily;
A light like ghost of silver on the sea;
And the surf dreamily fingering his drum.
Twilight will drift in large and leave me numb
With nearness to the last tranquility;
And then the slow and languorous tyranny
Of orange moon, pale night, and cricket hum.

And suddenly there will be twist of tide,
A rustling as of thin silk on the sand,
The tremor of a presence at my side,
The tremble of a hand upon my hand:
And pulses sharp with pain, and fires fanned,
And words that stumble into stars and hide.

Poem Details | by Jan Oskar Hansen |
Categories: celebration, eulogy, funny,

Published Poet

Published Poet 

I wrote a poem 24 years ago,
I have forgotten it now,
but I was paid twenty quids
and my plan was to frame it
for anyone doubt 
I was truly a poet, 
My wife was sarcastic of this
paltry sum she didn’t get it
I had joined the rarefied
of a poet who had been paid
for his work.
I do not do poetry comps
the excitement of winning was 
too overwhelming.

Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: eulogy, food, funny, happy, humor, silly, smile,


I ate a Cracker! 
Crackers taste good! 
Now I'm a cannibal.

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: eulogy, giggle, technology,

Eulogy For Programming Languages

Good old COBOL's stubborn, sure
High-level FORTRAN still endures

   Did not compute, that's why they fell

Poem Details | by Gregory Richard Barden |
Categories: death, eulogy, family, funeral, funny, humorous, word play,

Here Lies Brutha N Lauh

His dear wife Daisy, wheelchair-bound Had a sis who thought him lazy Perhaps she's glad he's in the ground For now he's pushing Daisy * This did NOT place in the "An Epitaph To Make Us Laugh" Poetry Contest, Jesse Rowe, Judge & Sponsor. *

Poem Details | by Gregory Richard Barden |
Categories: death, eulogy, humorous,

D S Gruntled Rip

I've been whining for years And I know you'll agree That it's now safe to say It sucks ... to be me