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Poem Details | by
Lycia Harding |
Categories:
death, eulogy, funny,
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I slipped on a teardrop and landed in a laugh...
Who knew my tragic ending would have a happy half?
Please chuckle at my funeral and make my epitaph:
"I slipped on a teardrop and landed in a laugh"
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Poem Details | by
Gregory Richard Barden |
Categories:
death, eulogy, humorous, light,
My wife deplored her duty
But O' was she good-looking
She sold me on her beauty
But killed me with her cooking
~ 3rd Place ~ in the "A Funny Epitaph" Poetry Contest, Jesse Rowe, Judge & Sponsor.
Poem Details | by
Gregory Richard Barden |
Categories:
death, eulogy, humorous,
We're asleep in this graveyard
We can't hear you pout
So please leave your flowers
And get the hell out
Poem Details | by
Gregory Richard Barden |
Categories:
death, eulogy, humorous,
I had hoped for angels
But in earth I will stay
For my husband died first
And he scared them away
Poem Details | by
Gregory Richard Barden |
Categories:
death, eulogy, humorous,
Here's a hammer for my debtors
For my bills, I couldn't pay
Just take a piece of marble
And then please go away
Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
football, humor, sports,
We're angry! What sports fan can blame us?
There hasn't been one loss for Jameis
But off-the-field ruckus
Makes sportscasters muck us
Once famous, now Jameis just shames us
*Written about former FSU quarterback Jameis Winston's run ins with the law.
Poem Details | by
Elizabeth Smith |
Categories:
eulogy, food, hilarious, people, thanks,
NO THANKS
I had a short life but didn't think my fate
Would be ending up on a Thanksgiving plate
But I won't be giving thanks on this day for I'm not able
It's because I'm laid out on a Thanksgiving table
I'm not stupid as people have said
I had small pleasures like a scratch on my head
Though I never thought I'd end up dead
With my insides greatly over-filled
I've been dressed even though I've been killed
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
car, eulogy, humor,
Filled plate of grilled tortellini
Killed the great James Gandolfini
This star's carcass heavy
A Ford or a Chevy
Should have been a Lamborghini
Poem Details | by
Mark J. Halliday |
Categories:
absence, childhood, chocolate, death of a friend, humor, political, satire,
Bye Cookie Monster!
Pointlessly martyred by the
Political left.
Poem Details | by
Linda Hays-Gibbs |
Categories:
death, depression, eulogy, farewell, feelings, giggle, suicide,
Funny Man!
By Linda Hays-Gibbs
Oh funny man you touch the hardest heart
With messages to crumble and start
A snickering or flickering to spark
A laugh a full belly rumbler
A genius of illogical and logical matter
Without him the whole world is astronomically sadder
Oh let our grief someday subside
That we in heaven will find
A bench upfront to see his latest comedic job ( I pray)
The jester (Robin Williams) at heaven's court for God
Poem Details | by
Rhoda Tripp |
Categories:
dark, eulogy, funny, giggle, humor, prison, scary,
That woman you sext...
Her husband got out early.
Ten years for murder?
Entered in contest for
Brian Strand
2 or 3 line poem.
Written 11/25/17
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
death, eulogy, funny, giggle, humor, sad,
once a small munchkin from oz
searched for a basket of straws
but he found a toad
on yellow brick road
say buddy got any gauze.
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
bereavement, death, eulogy, funny, giggle, snow, tribute,
John Doe was a prince of a guy
Who forgot to zip up his fly
So out in the snow
John started to grow
When a snow-blower passed him by . . .
Poem Details | by
David Cardamone |
Categories:
eulogy, fun, funeral, funny,
Mercedes Benz
A sinkhole swallowed my friend.
Thankfully, my house was still around the bend.
At least to remember, I need not travel far.
I hope my insurance covers this brand new car.
9/14/18
Poem Details | by
Trevor Mcleod |
Categories:
absence, confusion, creation, eulogy, fun, funny,
This poem has yet to finish.
It's barely past the start.
It hasn't any followers
and isn't yet an art.
The subject is not written:
direction not quite clear.
My reason for it's being
is only what is here.
The length is getting longer
with nothing more to say.
Without a proper ending
it just might run astray.
I'll say my final thoughts
in hopes they'll bring an end.
But really; who'm I kidding,
a sequels 'round the bend.
Poem Details | by
Suburban Lovechild |
Categories:
drink, eulogy, funny love, how i feel, imagery, tribute,
Most common folk may know of this
To be an act of despicable excess
A wasteful plea of conjured sin
A loathing grouse peppered with joy and the sting of relentless ugly
The dignity of the soul which grants the righteous pour
Signals approval, encouragement and bon voyage to the lucky one
The one which has planned this marriage of vessel and sea
The one rampant with stories to be told
Ever the more likely once the sea begins to flow
This of golden variety
Of shanked sobriety
Of lustful tincture
Where the deep gaze and rousing examination
Lift the spirit of this finite sea
To brinks and cliffs of Dover
As vessel and sea become one
And everyone goes home a winner.
(9/4/12)
Poem Details | by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
death, eulogy, food, funeral, happy, humor, sad,
Be not sad,
Be joyful and glad
Listen to Tchaikovsky not Mahler
Throw a party
Laugh and eat hearty
At the Happy Smily Funeral Parlor.
Poem Details | by
Michael G. Weston |
Categories:
death, eulogy, funeral, funny, grave, humor, moving on,
To whom it may concern,
For time will surely tell,
I write to my loved ones
To say that I am well.
I scarcely can recall
A time more I content,
Than here amongst my friends
With time more wisely spent.
The rooming here is quaint,
In truth, a little cramped.
Likewise, harsh April rains
Make all my walls feel damped.
The silence, although grave,
Does make for better sleep.
Yet, every passing day
More neighbors moan and weep.
I hope to see you soon,
Perhaps within the year.
For winters cold and stiff
Are awfully lonely here.
Until we meet again,
I wish you all the best.
For my death after all
Is quite the restless test.
Poem Details | by
Steffan Voss |
Categories:
allusion, analogy, day, death, encouraging, eulogy, giggle,
I know it will be quiet when you come:
No wind; the water breathing steadily;
A light like ghost of silver on the sea;
And the surf dreamily fingering his drum.
Twilight will drift in large and leave me numb
With nearness to the last tranquility;
And then the slow and languorous tyranny
Of orange moon, pale night, and cricket hum.
And suddenly there will be twist of tide,
A rustling as of thin silk on the sand,
The tremor of a presence at my side,
The tremble of a hand upon my hand:
And pulses sharp with pain, and fires fanned,
And words that stumble into stars and hide.
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
dedication, humorous, silly, thanksgiving,
A turkey named Betty who knew better,
Slipped and let a well known butcher get her
Her last day of living,
To be on Thanksgiving
But she was loved by all those who "et" her!
Poem Details | by
Jan Oskar Hansen |
Categories:
celebration, eulogy, funny,
Published Poet
I wrote a poem 24 years ago,
I have forgotten it now,
but I was paid twenty quids
and my plan was to frame it
for anyone doubt
I was truly a poet,
My wife was sarcastic of this
paltry sum she didn’t get it
I had joined the rarefied
of a poet who had been paid
for his work.
I do not do poetry comps
anymore,
the excitement of winning was
too overwhelming.
Poem Details | by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
eulogy, food, funny, happy, humor, silly, smile,
Mmm!
I ate a Cracker!
Crackers taste good!
Now I'm a cannibal.
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
eulogy, giggle, technology,
Good old COBOL's stubborn, sure
High-level FORTRAN still endures
FOXPRO, SNOBAL, ALGOL, and BAL
Did not compute, that's why they fell
Poem Details | by
Gregory Richard Barden |
Categories:
death, eulogy, family, funeral, funny, humorous, word play,
His dear wife Daisy, wheelchair-bound
Had a sis who thought him lazy
Perhaps she's glad he's in the ground
For now he's pushing Daisy
* This did NOT place in the "An Epitaph To Make Us Laugh" Poetry Contest, Jesse Rowe, Judge & Sponsor. *
Poem Details | by
Gregory Richard Barden |
Categories:
death, eulogy, humorous,
I've been whining for years
And I know you'll agree
That it's now safe to say
It sucks ... to be me