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funny, mystery, people, eve,
Here's something I have been wondering
For so very long
If Adam and Eve wore only figs leaves
How did they keep them on
It couldn't have been a rubber band
And certainly not super glue
I just really have no idea
Do you have a clue
What did they do in the winter
When fig trees are bare
One leaf wouldn't last all year
I think there's a mystery there
If only Eve hadn't eaten that apple
If only Adam hadn't taken a bite
I wouldn't be trying to solve this
And I'd sleep better at night
Joseph Spence Sr
funny, history, imagination, nature, people, places, romanceeve,
Adam was an
And Eve a bubblingly
Adam loved the
Accounting (FIFO) system,
While Eve preferred
The Last-In, First-Out
Inventory (LIFO) system;
Together they testified that
Inventoried sweet fruit
Sits and spoil
nor go to the
angel, angst, art, bible, boyfriend, eve, god, humor, language, nature, nice, retirement, science, senses, silly, snow,
RIPAE BENI DEAU VER
In modus fasciculumque Brady pus.
Rogationes, confractum egemus.
Ripa nostra, sus amica,
Sic superbum precum, pape beatus.
The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand moves in mysterious ways. Just ignore him.
baptism, beauty, city, eve, first love, funny, gender, god, history, independence day, mystery, mythology, night, obituary, raven, sea, silly, summer, sweet, teacher, world, yellow,
Lauren Hill slow songs thrill,
they pop like a fast moving pill,
I am flopped on top of a junk food bill,
and running with a skunk who tells me to take in my fill-
like leading um' on into my dream,
I create a festering lean,
I rank every thought in order of how I like it,
and prep for a long time that's gonna break all the cycles.
Striding with my shrine,
as I shock a spine,
revitalize and prime-
as I preen and primp and chimp-
as I act like a pimp,
I black out and gimp,
skimp out on my dying moment because death is no shrimp!
It hung so limply like Niagara
Doc told him to take some Viagra
Just one little blue pill
Gave his wife such a thrill
It sticks up so high it could stab ya
Inspired by Eve Roper’s and Jack Ellison’s poems
18th July 2015
Eve tried to kill Bob
with a broken door knob
last Friday at noon
when he popped her balloon.
She had a big fit.
Did you hear about it?
Yes, she’d stewed and she’d stewed
since bob was so rude.
Since bob was so rude,
yes, she’d stewed and she’d stewed.
Did you hear about it?
She had a big fit
when he popped her balloon.
Last Friday at noon,
with a broken doorknob,
Eve tried to kill Bob.
A Palindrome poem with four palindrome
words: Eve, Bob, noon, and did!
Written By Andrea Dietrich
for David Williams' Palindrome mad Poetry Contest
eve, fun, funny, funny love, good night, joy, kiss, leadership,
Cindy Cinnamon was a working gal
Lavender Lucy her very best pal
one night they tag teamed Mr. Ed
smoked a pound of panama red
Stormy Daniels did shots from a pail
age, bible, eve, humorous, paradise, woman, women,
Only Eve is a madam,
who is known from Adam.
bible, creation, funny, irony, jesus, silly, work,
Work, work, work, work, work
Work, work, work, wor, wor
Wor, wor, wor, wor, wor, wo
Wo, wo, wo, wo, woe is us.
The irony of the fall of man:
Them yielding to Eden’s free and tempting fruit,
Now cursed us to labor for our fruit.
They should’ve had a hamburger.
culture, eve, funny, symbolism, time, today, truth,
Today, while in Oregon, I stopped to get gas.
To the stoned-out gas attendant, who had a man-bun
And whose name was Jordan,
I handed a 100 dollar bill.
I waited and watched
The Dutch Bro’s line across the median
Slowly tick down as the gas dial
quickly ticked up.
“Okay, here is 85 cents.”
He counts my bills out.
“And we have
He shyly smirks.
And we both laugh.
A laugh shared with a stranger.
The opposite of irony is wrinkly
And the human connection still remains.
Hasta la vista, 2015.
Limerick crochet: Once a dangling Dude got himself tattooed
Once a dangling Dude got himself tattooed
All over to make himself look pretty good
Only piece tattoo free
Was the retracting pPp:
So he installed stainless steel under hood.
He met a woman with scarce a stain
On her svelte body smooth as satin
So they locked jaws and torso:
Steel piece severed in grotto
Surgeons found tattooed insides: shark’s teeth and fin !
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
eve, for her, freedom, friend, giggle,
funny, holiday, people, satire
Halloween spider queen, I did attend
Wig, stockings, black dress, makeup, heels, suspend
Whistles and catcalls they came.
Mystical night all the same,
I had such fun, succeeding this pretend.
food, funny, on writing and words, eve,
If Eve hadn't ate that apple, we'd be going out in public in the nude.
We could go to the library in the buff and not get sued.
If Eve hadn't ate that apple, Hugh Hefner would be out of work.
We could visit our neighbors with nothing on and not be called jerks.
For Eve Roper,
Poets with a brain remain in Spain
Left America not standing the strain
Started writing each poem in Spanish;
Now no poet from Spain will they banish.
Sounds like great idea and not outlandish.
Guess you could call this a
Horn style limerick which
I hope won't make you sick.
funny, new years day,
New Years Eve,
Old Lang Syne
And all that.
And you may hear
An old lady roaming the midnight streets,
Singing at the top of her voice,
And blowing her hron to her hearts content.
One too many snowballs maybe
But don't worry
As it's only the Hooting Nanny.
Robert L. Hinshaw
Life was a blast in the Garden of Eden for Adam and Eve,
'Til the wrath of their Creator invited them to leave!
They were having a ball traipsing about in their birthday suit,
'Til that sneaky snake offered them a chomp of forbidden fruit!
funny, holiday, seasons, halloween,
All Hallow's Eve
A new year,
A new cycle.
Time to prepare.
Gather the crops.
Ghosts and Goblins
And Faeries alike,
Will give you a scare
On Halloween night.
The blood moon is rising
Colossal and blazing.
Giving light to the covens
Gathered for praising.
So all who are frightened,
Stay inside your home.
On All Hallow's Eve
The witches will roam.
appreciation, chocolate, desire, eve, giggle, hair, happiness,
The speed of light
is exactly how fast
my heart sends;
every good thought,
every perfect wish!
The bright candle between us,
it is the sun itself.
The solar wind fills the sails
of my forever ship,
longing to journey to you.
the moon is full,
and I am lost in space.
anger, christmas, funny, humor,
Way up North in the land of snow and moose,
it was Christmas Eve, but instead of harnessing
his impatient reindeer,
Santa was drunk on rum and beer,
cursing, and sure was cutting loose,
Because Mrs. Claus was quite giddy,
what was delighting the age old biddy?
Well, she was rewinding and playing again,
the scene that showcased -
Kit Harington's fab caboose !
A girl who delighted in pleasing
Was in for a barrel of teasing
When asked to strip bare
She said she won't care
As long as they keep her from freezing!
animal, christmas, funny, humorous,
Santa's huge sleigh was prepped to haul
his sugar cookie enhanced mass,
reindeer were giving him a lot of sass,
they were blitzed, playing poker,
Rudolph was quite the joker,
he slurred these words,
"Pull that damn sleigh?!,
my farkin' jingle bells would freeze,
I think I'll friggin' pass!!!!"
creation, god, humorous, woman,
There was God all alone in the world
Nature and wildlife merely doing His bidding
Who to create first, Adam or Eve?
You want to be TOLD how to make Adam?
~ Are you kidding?
eve, fashion, humor,
She wore next to naught, bare birthday suit,
Yet, sense of fashion was absolute.
Lifting that sole fig leaf—
The briefest of a brief,
Said: from Fall-collection— ah how cute!
Tongue-in-cheek | 24.01.2020 |
Topic: fashion, humour
Poet’s Note: I remember to have seen a cartoon some time back. Adam and eve are shown in the Garden of Eden amidst heaps of fallen leaves. Eve picks up one meant to be her fig leaf, and says, ‘see, this is from my Fall Collection’.
Almost wordless, a cartoon brings the point home very effectively. A poem too does that so laconically. What when the two combine?