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Poem Details | by Arthur Vaso |
Categories: art, dark, evil, funny, humorous, internet,

Modern Poetry

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get dressed
is not that kind of poem
please favorite me
I am flavor to be
like me
love me
photoshop me
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add ads, subtract ads
multiply wine ads
get more wine
is a long damn add
bought the Mercedes
make love
to words
is in
snap snap and chat
latex friendships
hollywood dreams
with amex
I never leave home
there she rests
in the trunk
blood mixed
with that new car smell
everything is modern these days
even my jail cell

Poem Details | by Pj Gongora |
Categories: conflict, confusion, evil, hilarious, society, trust, truth,

Why People Lie

Some people lie for no reason at all
While many lie with a great reasoning
Most lie to safeguard and be saved from fall
Others let themselves be blamed for speaking. 

Few lie for a good acceptable cause
And many just construct a cause to lie
Its not always the flip side of truth's pause
Sometimes a lie stands on its own clean tie. 

For lying is a complex social act
More than a habit but a human trait
To be a well functional artefact
Protecting expectations truth can't wait.

Lies cover up another truth to suit
Or made to create a new set of truth.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous, evil,

My Evil Demon

There's an evil demon lurking On the edges of my soul I try my best to push him off He's stubborn, very bold He tries to sway my thinking And how I look at things I tell him, “Take a hike! Get lost, you ding-a-ling!” He never seems to listen He insists on causing trouble It's his role he always says I'm about to burst his bubble Demons don't tell me what to do Don't need these guys to coach My standards are extremely high My actions beyond reproach There's an evil demon lurking On the edges of my soul But this here dude's not worried I'm the guy that's in control! © Jack Ellison 2012

Poem Details | by Joe Dimino |
Categories: evil, freedom, humorous, philosophy, political, truth, wisdom,

Some Thoughts

God believes in term limits – 
no surprise, Congress does not;

The soul responds immediately
to truth – while policy requires
endless debating...

Good needs no rehearsing – 
unlike evil, always heavily
scripted and eternally 

Poem Details | by David Smith |
Categories: addiction, evil, humorous, imagery, obituary, slam, smart,

The Mouse

We have a mouse in the house.
Not an average mouse
But rather a mouse with some nous 
That trips traps as it goes traipsing through the house.
A mouse whose downfall I am planning 
Even while I am jotting.

A foolproof trap I will find, 
Before I go out of my mind. 

It will be one of a kind,
That will attest to my state of mind. 
And show beyond doubt that I have more nous
Than a mouse.

It will send a message to all mouse kind
That it is time to leave this city behind
In case I lose my nous 
And sacrifice the house to get rid of a mouse.

Poem Details | by Diane Lefebvre |
Categories: anxiety, death, evil, grave, humor,

Fearful Things

I walked on by a graveyard, very late, alone one night.
No ghosts sprung from their moldy graves: no evil ghoulish sights.

It seemed no vampires lurked about, to sip my blood like wine.
And any hulking werewolves must have previously dined.

I watched in vain for zombies, with their gruesome, bloody stares.
But they seemed to be as plentiful, as wayward teddy bears.

Yet, I would duck behind a tree, on guard quite through and through,
At every car that passed me by . . transporting who knows who?

While I recalled what mother said, no doubt with some misgiving:
It’s not the dead you have to fear . . but watch out for the living!

© 2015 Diane Lefebvre

Poem Details | by Gary Wayne Hill |
Categories: children, kids, funny, grandson,

Typically Luke Poem 14 - Captain Evil Eye

Captain Evil Eye is here More a super villain than a hero Just one look from his evil eye Your temperature drops to zero Yes it is Luke’s little party trick This thing he does with his eye When he stares at you with that look You don’t know whether to laugh or cry Go and do your homework And Captain Evil Eye is there Go and tidy up your room You’ll see the steely glare Come on now it’s time for bed The evil eye stares you down Captain Evil Eye looks a little Like some psychotic clown But even super villains get tired And we eventually get our way As Captain Evil Eye is put to bed His evil work done for the day

Poem Details | by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen |
Categories: change, evil, funny,

Eye Drops


Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: arabic, conflict, evil, fear, humorous, insect, jewish, people,

An Anti-Semite

For a Semite a mite 
is an anti-Semite.

Volodymyr Knyr

Poem Details | by Mike Martin |
Categories: analogy, how i feel, humor, judgement, philosophy, word play,

Fear No Evil

see no evil
hear no evil
speak no evil
fear no evil

Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: character, evil, film, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

The Joker 1

(Limerick) Batman and Robin sped to their car But the Joker outran them by far Joker got in it But he didn't fit Then yelled" Guess have to throw my guitar!" Dorian Petersen Potter Aka ladydp2000 Copyright@2014 09.16.2014

Poem Details | by Liberty Robbins |
Categories: funny, love, car,

The Evil Shopping Cart

In car seats sitting in a parking lot, grocery store
We witnessed a most ghastly gore  
An out of control shopping cart
On a path toward my car door

I yelled, “WHAT DO I DO?!”
When in a panic
One often has no clue

I panicked and raced
To get keys into place
But they landed 
Jingling to the floor
You said, “HURRY!!!!”
I tried my best to scurry

Relieved when the key and ignition
Made love
I threw it in reverse
For the cart wasn’t to be coerced 

When we escaped
Feeling like heroes, caped
We put the groceries on the counter
And made love for an hour

Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: conflict, corruption, evil, feelings, hate, humor, rude,


I'm not shy
I just think
Most people
Simply stink.

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: environment, evil, fish, humor, immigration, ocean, political,

A Mermaid's Tale

Trump's newly-appointed EPA Chief
Found himself buried in EPA grief

To prove he was no party-pooper
He likened Trump to a Giant Grouper

Swimming against an almighty current
Where even the sharks were no deterrent

"Forget the  'U' and immigrant no-hoper!
I'll rename that fish, "The Slippery Groper"!

Well,  Congress agreed to just let it pass
That's God's honest truth, you bet your wrasse!

Poem Details | by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen |
Categories: absence, depression, evil, funny love, together,

Heart Vs Thoughts

Heart and thoughts like a bull cart,
To walk together straight, 

Behave like an enemy my thoughts, 

Reminding the one did depart,
Pinning my heart!

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: evil, humorous, irony, life, today, war,

An Air Raid

Even an invader's air raid
can be, as we're told, for aid.

Volodymyr Knyr

Poem Details | by Joyce Wolayo |
Categories: allusion, angst, evil, humor, irony,

Feast of the Intelligent

A feast of the intelligent on simple minds
The gathering sends alarms to my ears
I wonder what the world is soon coming to

Poem Details | by Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories: evil, humor, life,


Do not as I have done,
had some fun
gotta run.
live no pun
on evil backward gone...

Poem Details | by John Conde |
Categories: adventure, cool, evil, hilarious, power, smart, social,

Social Maestro

I'll instigate an incident
Exaggerate significance 
Initiate a conflict 
Purely form of interest
Consider me an *******
Although I'm considerate 
Enough to let you speak
Until you prove that you're an idiot

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: funny,

Evil Genius

my own
a number of
times until the
memory filled up. 
Now no-one can call.
I got me a quiet weekend.

Poem Details | by Jonathan Kieller |
Categories: conflict, death, evil, funny, humanity, humorous, life,

A Letter To the Microwave Bandit

Microwave Bandit
This food splattered battlefield
May you die badly

Poem Details | by Michelle Born |
Categories: anger, bullying, evil, horse, humor, people, poetry,

The Long Blog

Your blogs are like beating a dead horse
It's the same old thing over and over again but, you never show remorse,

You write or type each sentence so carefully
To me it shows some one whom is very forcefully,

Reassuring yourself that others like me are the blame
Are you becoming an actress because you seem to be seeking fame,

I guess you feel better after downing another person in your long blog
But, it seems to me you have your head in a fog,

Half of what you is not true or it is spam
You see it doesn't matter to me so frankly my Creeper I don't give a damn.

Written By: Unique Poetry 2015

Poem Details | by Edgelord Pingas69 |
Categories: anger, angst, corruption, dark, evil, funny, sick,

A Very Edgy Poem

(WARNING: very edgy)
(and also a little bit NSFW) 

This TV show is a really good show
It's such a good show that it had me commence the rituals again
The rituals of torment, the rituals of sin
The rituals of no sleep, the rituals of self-death
I am disgusted in myself
But more so I am disgusted in the rest of you
How can you live with yourselves after what you've done?
Probably the same way I live with myself
I hate you all
I want her to slit my throat then suck me off 
as I bleed to death

Once again I descend into depravity
And thus Death.

Poem Details | by John Conde |
Categories: abuse, anger, baby, evil, hate, hilarious, humorous,

Covert Jealousy

Haters are fans in disguise
And what takes up alot of there time
Is talkin about people
That are not there equal
& For that to be so
They'd have to learn how to climb
What really upsets me
Is not what they say
It's just the fact that
most of It is based  on envy
Your own progression
Leads them to question
There personal value
And all that does is depress them
I have a suggestion
Maybe stop all the hating
Do a 180
And start congradulating

Poem Details | by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen |
Categories: care, evil, funny, life,

Cotton and Fire

A girl and boy in pair,
A phone,water near,
Cotton and fire,
Connect soon like wire!