Humorous and funny Eye poems and/or funny poems about Eye. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Eye funny poems!
Written by
John Beharry
Categories:
bird, color, humor, red, sky, water,
Bird Poop In My Eye
Looking up into the sky
a bird pooped in my eye
as it was flying overhead
causing me to see red
It was warm and soggy
making me feel queasy
I scurried into the house
like an upset little mouse
I headed for the kitchen sink
and got there in a blink
Using the faucet spout
I tried to flush it out
When it was expelled
it had a funny smell
and the sink water
had a dirty colour
So when a bird is flying overhead
keep your head down instead
Do not look up into the sky
or you may get poop in your eye
Written by
Terry O'Leary
Categories:
funny,
An Eye For An Eye
There once was a couple of brats
who engaged in continuous spats.
The result was a tie
when each scratched out an eye -
an old-Biblical tit for a tat!
The brats awoke bleeding and weak
when, half-seeing the havoc they’d wreaked,
they discarded their clothes,
their behinds to expose -
a new-Biblical turning of cheek!
Written by
Thvia Shetley
Categories:
funny
The Eye of the Graeae Witches
Graeae Witches of foul prophecy
share one oculus between three,
they take turns consigning
their eye of divining,
dreaded spinsters of destiny!
Written by
Gary Wayne Hill
Categories:
children, kids, funny, grandson,
Typically Luke Poem 14 - Captain Evil Eye
Captain Evil Eye is here
More a super villain than a hero
Just one look from his evil eye
Your temperature drops to zero
Yes it is Luke’s little party trick
This thing he does with his eye
When he stares at you with that look
You don’t know whether to laugh or cry
Go and do your homework
And Captain Evil Eye is there
Go and tidy up your room
You’ll see the steely glare
Come on now it’s time for bed
The evil eye stares you down
Captain Evil Eye looks a little
Like some psychotic clown
But even super villains get tired
And we eventually get our way
As Captain Evil Eye is put to bed
His evil work done for the day
Written by
Clifford Villalon
Categories:
animal, farm, funny,
Donkey of Your Eye
Donkey in the farm, strong hoofs romping
Wonky when you charm, long spoofs hooting
Donkey standing as you stare, shy when you dare
Teeth grinning as you glare, dry when you blare
Sweet and gentle that sire, donkey of your eye
Lifeguard under fire, wise and clean with your lye
Written by
Muhammad Safa Thajudeen
Categories:
change, evil, funny,
Eye Drops
Eye,
Drops,
Other,
Remains!
Written by
Ralph Sergi
Categories:
humor,
Eye Knew It
Eye knew it
The dirty fly has compound eyes
It sees in all directions
A swatter swats it anyway
So much for eye protection
Randomling Contest August 30, 2015
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
A Sunburned Eye
Did you ever see a fly with a sunburned eye
Or a tiny mosquito that consumed a whole pie
Whatcha been smokin'
Your brain is erodin'
Better come down, you're flyin' too high
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
funny, on writing and words,
Blinking-Eye Cupid
I
would like
to stay here
and comment more,
but that blinking-eye Cupid drives me nuts!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor, new york,
Big Apple Eye Scream
Central Park's cool event in May
Brings the gigolos out to play
Ilene says, "Its true!
They're all over you!"
Its Banana Split & Run Day
Written by
Mark Koplin
Categories:
humor,
Eye To Eye
There's a stare down at the brook, eye to eye
Tiger roared, "MOVE." Donkey did not comply
One hee-haw from the ***
The Bengal let him pass
And kept on running til he reached Mumbai
Written by
Virginia Gelok
Categories:
education, funny, humor, mentor, wisdom,
There's More To Sewing Than Meets the Eye
If you are new to sewing, may I suggest following these instructions.
How to thread a sewing machine.
1. Be sure to have good lighting.
2. Put foot down.
3. Raise needle.
4. Hold thread, inspect end, trim if necessary.
5. Bend down into the light. Close one eye, squint with other.
6. With thumb and pointer finger guide thread toward the eye of the needle.
7. if it didn't go through the hole, wet fingers on tongue, pull thread through wet fingers and repeat steps 4 through 6.
8. if you are having no luck, may I suggest you find someone else to do this necessary step or perhaps find another project. Perhaps Knitting. No need to thread those needles.
Written by
Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Categories:
angst, funny, love,
I Spy With My Little Eye
Something.
That is
How does
Love at first sight
Lead to cataracts?
It's a little fuzzy.
***
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
girlfriend, humorous,
The Girl With the Lazy Eye
A girl with a lazy eye I spied
Made me want to make her my bride
But I gave up the chase
When I looked at her face
She was seeing someone on the side!
Written by
Wilma Neels
Categories:
funny, imaginationheart, heart,
-eye Bags and Heart Madness-
her legs unending
she was wearing a mini
her crimson red lips
his heart pounding rapidly
her eye bags slowed his heart rate
*Missy Nikko's "weird"
body part of choice eye bags,
combined with Carolyn's body
part of choice the heart :) *
20/04/2011
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
holiday, humor,
Eye Music
I knew this lady named Mackenzie McGhee
who loved St. Patrick's Day and drinks for free,
so she Irish-danced for beer
and got all the guys to leer...
she showed a lot of green: Fiddle-de-dee!
Written by
Bl Devnath
Categories:
funny, introspection,
I Have a Fourth Eye
i have a fourth eye
walk with Sense of Idea
when path's seen not clear
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
humor,
Catching the Red-Eye
Across the crowded room I saw your face,
I watched you as you walked around the place,
but while my peepers glared
you looked mighty damned scared...
Whoa, lady! There's no reason to spray mace!
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
humorous, insect, word play,
What Wood Eye Bee
A wood bee only eats wood and it's free
If I said, "That would be the life for me!"
Would I be poetic
Or just pathetic
Or would a would be, wood bee, be what I'd be?
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
break up, feelings, humorous, leaving,
The Twinkie In Her Eye
She had just bit into her Twinkie
When she got a look from creepy guy
She gagged and a small piece flew up
and landed right smack in her eye!
He was sure she gave him a wink
Which only increased his advances
He said, "Hey baby, my name is Dink,"
"How about I show you some dances!"
She didn't like the way he looked
She'd rather die, and told him so
Then she turned around and left
He was a pretty good dancer though!
Written by
Laura Breidenthal
Categories:
emotions, funny, humor, humorous, image, silly, truth,
Crazy Eye
When you get that giddy feeling,
You just want the world to know,
But a smile don't hide
What a crazy eye will show
1/27/2019
Written by
Trevor Mcleod
Categories:
extended metaphor, funny, giggle, humorous, imagery, nonsense, riddle,
Sleepy Eye
There's sleep in my eye
I see it nod
I won't look right at it
I know it's a stodd
I can't tell what's bored it
I know it's a lot
Probably others
Surely, I not
I hope it wake's up
I hope it sees
But not that I want to
But I hope for it's ease
So what would it sleep for
I ask you myself
What Eye would see running
in light of itself
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Through Eye of Needle
Through Eye of Needle
So will Thy or my will be done
When lawyers there are a ton
If Jesus His purpose did fulfill
Wouldn't you want to see His will?
Bible is long and drawn out affair
Through eye of needle was a hair
But because body was burly
Was hard to get through being curly.
Why are mysteries always mysterious
And Son of God always so serious
When He left earth had waved
Said don't fret you shall be saved.
My plight in life must now carry
And why will it really be necessary
For Jesus to come back again
Forgot to close door on lion's den.
James Thomas Horn, Retired Veteran
Written by
Bl Devnath
Categories:
funny,
A Mouse Has One Eye
Oh! how interesting it is
a mouse has one eye
no one have seen in any Zoo
but, it is no doubt true
It never eats or drinks
some one's color is blue or pink
on table with computer
fingers click
Written by
Dana Abraham
Categories:
funny, lovemay,
Eye of the Beholder
I may not be beautiful,
But I have my beauty –
If you can see.
I may not be the brightest,
But I have my wisdom –
This you should, see
I can love unconditionally,
I can be compassionate,
I am good at heart.
But still, if none of this is in your sight,
Then you’re not the one for me