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Poem Details | by
Arthur Vaso |
Categories:
anxiety, funny, hilarious, humor, leadership, perspective,
Hi!
Smiley
Click
Like
Click click
H5
Smiley
Like click
Click like
Like
smiley
Click like
Like
like
Love
Sad
Click
love
brb
Smiley
Click
Thumbs up
Love
Click
click click click click click
Replaces battery on mouse
LOL
Like Smiley
Ohh
LOL click
Reply like
Click
ROFL
click smiley
Like wow
Smiley
LOL
like
Click
Bye
like bye
final click
Poem Details | by
Elton Camp |
Categories:
funny, friend,
A Friend Request on Facebook
By Elton Camp
Facebook can get you into an awkward situation
When as a friend someone seeks your affirmation
For if their request you decide should be declined
It’s not reasonable to think that they won’t mind
One who perhaps was trying to get on better terms
Might become glad to see you eaten up with worms
If you accept, but then decide to unfriend them later
Of your very guts they are certain to become a hater
So, as you can see, it can easily become quite a fright
When you decide to get involved with a social website
Poem Details | by
Ed Morris |
Categories:
computer, depression, funny, humor, humorous, mental illness,
It’s our halfway house where we half-unwind,
Half-sociable, half-lazy,
And where half our friends we’re half-shocked to find
Half-interesting, half-crazy.
Poem Details | by
Edward Ahern |
Categories:
funny, humorous, imagery, nonsense,
Facebook Findings
Press and like the number five.
Jane the virgin on Twitter
This spoon takes away
the effects of the shakes
When you get fresh sheets
and you just shaved your legs.
This dude spent eight years
growing a chair
Shannon has exactly 200 friends.
Kakistocracy- government by
the worst available people.
You are convicted by your complicity.
Did Jesus leave us a tip to diabetes?
This is what happens when
you wrap your teeth in
aluminum foil for an hour.
Age your spirits at home.
There are several islands
atop the falls
and they are Zambian.
There's a lot of gross bullshit
that goes on
in the creative world.
Please like and share
Poem Details | by
Laura Breidenthal |
Categories:
funny, happiness, hope, life
Logging on Facebook
Feeling as if he’ll never—
By Jove! He wrote back!
Poem Details | by
Marquis Turner |
Categories:
funny,
Dear, Facebook
where is the dislike button? all the ignorances and nonsense, i been reading. People sharing their problems on their status, since when were you a therapist? Are you getting paid for this? If so i can get on the pay roll? If i post this as my status would you like it? Im just sharing my feelings like everybody else. And can we please stop with all the groups tired of my notifications going crazy with stuff that has nothing to do with me. If one more person tag me in a pair shoes, im gone deactivate my account.
sincerely, a fed up member.
Poem Details | by
Jessica Bowie |
Categories:
funny
Woke up to take a wiz now cant fall back asleep,Oh well... at least I didnt stay asleep and
wiz. Than this would be the oh Crap pissed the bed post ..insteada the I cant go back to
sleep post.
Poem Details | by
Arvin Rivas |
Categories:
angst, art, feelings, humor, poetry, social, writing,
I'm here writing something again
I know what your thinking, here he goes once more
Don't worry it isn't for your eyes it's for fame
This status will have love and so much more in store
If only I can think straight on what to write
I bet I will get more than one facebook like
You will see where my true talents lie
Omg last night I posted a status and got this many comments
I was like loling till I hurt my stomach
I've seen so many selfies that i'm even part of that trend
So many pics of couples in love or so they pretend
After the pic they go their seperate ways
We all go on to post another day
This is just my take on facebook cliches
Poem Details | by
Anthony Specian |
Categories:
funny,
Going on facebook is what people do
like this, comment on that, ask How are you?
say where your going, where you have been
play Words With Friends, hope I will win
Add random people, some maybe your friends
poke them and poke them, that's the new trend
report/block the things you don't want to see
unfriend some people, but still have one thousand and three
Update your status and post random ****
people been doing this on facebook to much, that is it
O look, there's another person complaining
this is what I see on facebook, don't get mad at me
I am just saying
Poem Details | by
Elton Camp |
Categories:
humor,
Those Obnoxious Facebook Game Requests
By Elton Camp
Anthony’s weiner I’d nearly as soon see
As your game request number thirty-three
You sent another as you’ve done before
And once again, I fully intend to ignore
Of all things the Facebookers post,
I despise game requests the most
They are just so disgustingly inane
From sending more, please refrain
Your idiot dog’s pic is better than that
Or even one showing your hairball cat
Perhaps this will help you to realize
How much game requests I despise
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
humor, humorous,
I'll be with you in a second she told me.
Type. Type. Type. Type.
She held up camera, clicked a photo of herself.
Click. Click. Click.
I have been waiting for her for ten minutes now.
She is the one who called me for a ride to work.
Are you on Facebook?
She grinned. Yeah.
I rolled my eyes.
I had already seen photos of her toilet
And what she had for breakfast.
Do you mind if I take a photo of your deformed toe?
Yes I do mind, I said, taking off.
Next she would want a photo of me naked.
There is only so much a grandmother can put up with.
Poem Details | by
Mike Martin |
Categories:
humor,
facebook facebook me oh my
why'd you want to make me cry
it was just a gag, I swear it Mag
Now stuck I am with this here tag
well thank you sis, your charm is bliss
you heard my pleading prayer
you pulled some strings and flapped your wings
you made it right from there
Poem Details | by
Jenny Linsel |
Categories:
humor,
Candy Crush and Angry Birds
To some of us these are just words
But if you play they’ll stress you out
Run out of moves and you will shout
Bejewelled Blitz and Happy Aquarium
Jewels and fish stop you feeling glum
Pet Rescue Saga and Towers
They’ll keep you amused for hours
Rescuing animals and matching cards
In Farmville, run your own farmyard
Farkle and Top Eleven
Card skills and football heaven
With a Facebook game, winning is your aim
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
I read about Trump's love affair
With Stormy Daniel's underwear
Her Double-D bust
Was covered in dust
Gentleman Trump blew everywhere
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
hilarious, how i feel, society,
I threw up at one o’clock.
I hurled again at two.
I threw up banana, an ugly color yellow.
I threw up eggplant, and it landed on some non-fellow.
So sorry, I gulped, as un-tasty bread slithered down.
My raw throat has now turned a putrid, ugly brown.
And please, please, don’t put this out on Facebook, Sweet barely-know-you-cousin of mine.
Beause if you do, this tightly held relationship is at the end of the line.
In a little honorary text six seconds later, I read,“That was absolutely one hundred percent so mean.”
I could picture the idiot laughing and dancing all the way to her even dumber computer machine.
Poem Details | by
Vladimir Tumanov |
Categories:
addiction, humor, humorous,
You’re addicted to Facebook if nightly
you are scrolling and liking contritely.
Will contrition affect
how much life you neglect?
Don’t delude yourself — not even slightly.
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
humorous,
My cousin asks me if I have seen her social media page today.
Not today, no, but I know what is there.
A photo of a clock showing the time she awoke.
A video of her cooking breakfast.
A picture of the breakfast table and a happy family.
It is what she posts daily.
No hobbies. No talents. No friends or families.
Her whole day seems to focus on their breakfast.
I wonder at the simplicity of that.
Is it worrisome or placidly calming?