Humorous and funny Failure poems and/or funny poems about Failure. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Failure funny poems!
Written by
Agnes Krampe
Categories:
humorous,
Pleiades C Failure
I once wrote a poem that fit
All the contest descriptions. And it
Was praised with much grace,
I was hopeful to place,
But completely forgot to submit!
For Jan's NA collaboration, if she thinks this is within the prompt.
Written by
Jan Beaumont
Categories:
fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Failure
Failure
By Jan Beaumont
My face is red, my brow is wet,
My temper's really frayed
I just can't do it, it's too tough
My failure's well displayed.
Though many can, it's just not me,
I'm useless through and through
They've tried to show me but it's just
A thing that I can't do.
I've tried my best, but I give up
I need a whisky - neat,
Don't judge me harshly, life's too short
To fold a fitted sheet!
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
humorous, imagery,
Diet Failure -Foolish Footle
Pants tight
Not right
Eat less
I guess
No pie?
I sigh
Goodbye
French fry
To gym
That’s grim
Oh hell
Don't tell
I ate
Whole plate
To store
Once more
I strut
Big butt
New pants
Lets dance!!
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
funny, international,
From Failure To Tailor
A young lady from Venezuala
Considered by many a bit of a failure,
Opened a cafe selling pabell'on criolla,
Hugely successful she made much payola,
Sucking on a cigar she's now dressed by a tailor.
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
humorous, nature, perspective, science, smile, wisdom, words,
The System Failure
It seems we are always
trying to improve – innovate;
which is not the same as
procreate; though the two
can be combined...resulting
in far fewer divorces – maybe?
The problem is, trying always
gets in the way: it’s simple Physics:
takes energy to do motion – leaving
less energy for each rising degree
of devotion; till the system failure
a fatal delight –
Written by
Evie Hh
Categories:
age, fun, funny, funny love, love, romance, society,
Online Dating Failure Number 1
Tim is tall. Handsome.
Works in an office.
Like all of the others
he looks kind of polished.
They say small talk is dead.
So I ask for a date.
The chat's a bit stale so
I just tell him straight:
"I'm not really that pretty,
I'm not particularly smart
But I can love you with all of
my sad, sad heart."
I can see the fear and flight
in the face of sweet Tim
Online dating's like a fairytale...
it's bloody grim.
Evie H
Written by
Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
business, conflict, culture, games, health, humor, society,
Liberal Love's Failure
One answer to Patrick Deneen's question,
Why Liberalism Failed,
not necessarily opposed to Deneen's own
more LeftBrain position,
yet considerably shorter,
is:
Profoundly democratic liberalism,
like Christianity,
has failed because it has not been multiculturally tried,
to paraphrase anti-colonizing
and non-violent communicating
Mahatma Gandhi.
Strangely,
this may also be a kind of corollary
to respond to a different title,
How the West was Won,
which would thereby postulate
How the West was Lost
by Win/Lose capitalist pretensions
to overpower Win/Win resilient integrity.
Written by
Lin Lane
Categories:
humor,
A Bawdy Limerick Failure
Tried to write a limerick that's bawdy
The naughty kind that sex would embody
With each attempt I failed
While another prevailed
Compared to Jan's, mine was just plain shoddy