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Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous,
She fell from the top of the Christmas tree
Bumped her head and said ‘oh deary me’
With pine needles sticking in various places
The Christmas tree fairy pulled funny faces
Jan Allison
5th December 2014
Not for Contest
Poem Details | by
Zoe Marshall |
Categories:
creation, cute, emotions,
Hello, my name is Mary
And I'm a giggle fairy!
You will know when I am near
just listen then you'll hear...
The sound of gentle giggling
The sound of my wings wriggling
It's bound to make you smile
If you listen for a while
I arrive when you feel sad
To make you feel less bad
I pour giggles in your heart
but this is just the start
I steal away your fears
and dry up all your tears
Then when your giggles start
It's then I have to part
but I'll return one day
With giggles all the way
Poem Details | by
Arthur Vaso |
Categories:
anti bullying, fairy, humanity, humorous, murder, philosophy, integrity,
Little Men
They speak
Before thinking
They speak
After drinking
They speak
When silence would make them wiser
They speak
The words of little men
Sadly they know not the land of the meek
Inheritance shall never be theirs to keep
They obtained a few drops of knowledge
Yet they possess no well of wisdom
They care more the vocal of their own voice
Than the heart to whom they think they speak
They lack honor, integrity, bravery and nobility
It’s simply not in their stock
They ridicule and then they mock
On deathbeds I do wonder
If they shall ever take stock
Or shall they hold greedy
Their stupidity
Taking it with them to the grave
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
anger, dog, humorous, irony,
Here’s a fact SOME dog owners have missed -
The dog poo fairy DOESN’T exist
So get out your scoop
And clear up that poop
Or you’ll get a big slap on the wrist!
Inspired by a large poster I saw on a van
07~16~15
Poem Details | by
Lycia Harding |
Categories:
clothes, fairy, fashion, funny, gender, humorous, identity,
I like my body when it's with your clothes.
With your skirts and with your hose.
Panties, bras and stilettos -
you must let me BORROW those!
Oooh, they're tight... I don't suppose
you've got these in open toes...?
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07/24/2015
Lycia Harding
For the 'Complete the Line' Contest
Line 3: ‘I like my body when it is with your..’---e.e. cummings
Poem Details | by
Gail Debole |
Categories:
computer, fairy, fantasy, holiday, humorous,
March 16, 2016
Written by Gail DeBole
Leprechaun - Version 16.0
A Leprechaun who would not rest
Until achieving his virtual best.
Would look for the gold
As he virtually scrolled
To find his emoji treasure chest.
Note: Illustrated in Coloring within the Limericks, available on Amazon.com and other retail websites.
Poem Details | by
Joseph Jeremiah Naye |
Categories:
allusion, dream, fairy, humor, inspirational, mystery,
The solemn night's silence was
broken,
As needles pierces with a shrieking
sound bespoken.
So the growl of the wolverine breakthrough
the moonless night,
Waking up in a jolt, drenched in sweat,
what a sweet plight,
Lo, it was only a frozen case of a
nightmare awoken.
Poem Details | by
Jean Murray |
Categories:
fairy, humorous, parody,
There once was a young Leprechaun Paddy,
who it's said was the spit of his Daddy.
With orange skin and red hair,
he looked really rare.
Like Trump when he was a wee caddy.
Poem Details | by
Donna Golden |
Categories:
funny, love, teen
That steamy summer day
At age fourteen and three months
I stood awaiting the kiss
Of the tall, dark, handsome hunk
My stomach was in knots
As terror snaked up my throat
Would he think it was okay?
Would he, with flowery words, emote?
His luscious lips descended
As I closed unbelieving eyes
A thrill rushed through my body
I was weak from feet to thighs
Then, suddenly, his tongue
Darted out and squished around
In a sloppy and slathering mess
My feet never left the ground
When the “kiss” was over
I couldn’t look at him the same
He was a dog; no longer a boy
And, now, I don’t recall his name
Inspired by John Heck's contest, "Egads, My First Kiss?"
Poem Details | by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories:
funny
There once was a little fairy
Who staggered down the road feeling merry
Along came a man
With a two metre wang
He bumped into her and popped her cherry
Poem Details | by
Susan Gentry |
Categories:
fantasy, humorous, magic,
Maybe I am pessimistic
you might say I'm not realistic
Finally my true love appeared
after waiting all these years...
it did happen
right before my eyes
yes, he was a prince in disguise
True loves
always arrive on time...
looking to be in their prime
evident in all the rhymes
Seems my Prince Dixon
took up with Lady Vixon
on his way to me
right or not he needs fixin'
you certainly must agree
June 20, 2018
Fairy Tale Contest by Alexis Y.
Poem Details | by
Kurtis Scott Aka Curtis Futch Jr |
Categories:
fairy,
love your style
it goes for miles
here's why
you make me smile
your
FUNNY GUY
Poem Details | by
Gail Lewis |
Categories:
fairy, garden, humorous, imagination, magic,
You will find me in the dark of night
Laying on your floor
My shadows will be great
I live eternally in your door
When will you release me
Who will come to see
This poor little piece of wood fairy
Trapped inside the key!
Poem Details | by
Paloma P |
Categories:
allegory, crush, fairy, fantasy, heartbreak, humor, hyperbole,
White Knight gallantly galloped
swiftly 'pon his black steed
to discernibly save the day,
pretty perky princess 'twas awe stricken
with the well endowed stallion,
they trotted abruptly into the future - -
presumptively, the knight retired to the dark side
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
adventure, childhood, giggle,
Looking like a tiny princess
Her dress the palest blue
Gold dust falling round her
A happy giggle as she flew
She laughed and then went flitting
Around the garden park
Resting on a toadstool
Listening to the golden lark
Her feet in rosy satin slippers
With shiny buckles too
I knew I must be dreaming
When she sipped the morning dew
All to soon the picture faded
As I heard a voice so sweet
"Up my dear; its time for school"
Alas, my fairy dream complete............
Poem Details | by
Tidy Desk |
Categories:
fairy, fantasy, halloween, horror, humorous, raven,
A vicious spell has been cast
into a black cauldron to boil
Trouble and toil attempts to spoil
The snake is beginning to uncoil
He will keep you up late reeling in hate
continually accepting the dangling bate
Post twelve o’clock chime precisely timed
his louring voice will play games
behind the candles flickering flames
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
humor,
THE END OF A FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, the royal throne room -
buzzing with birds, bees, a princess and groom,
urinal and pot,
where they’d have a squat.
Vacated royals - posited stench-bloom.
10/21/2017
Line Gauthier’s Funny Limerick Contest
Poem Details | by
Jennifer Sanfilippo |
Categories:
adventure, fairy, freedom, giggle, happiness, magic, wisdom,
I am the Faery Explorer
no lives less
always the more
your path I've chosen
learning is my way
this I do many lives through
for my Family Fae
In your step
behind your eyes
upon your breath
my Faery soul lies
we sing, we laugh, we make merry
with you I hurt and cry
I am, the Explorer Faery
Eat drink and be Faery
For tomorrow we Fly!
faeryluna.com
Poem Details | by
Ann Foster |
Categories:
cute, fairy, funny, heart, hello, home, hope,
A speck
What the heck?
Tiny,
mini,
little
thing…
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
6th grade, 7th grade, fun, funny, humor, humorous, kid,
Fairy Birth.
Fairy Laugh.
Fairy Dance.
Fairy Skips.
Fairy Hopes.
Fairy Likes.
Fairy Dream.
Fairy Loves.
Fairy Jests.
Fairy Leaps.
Fairy Falls.
Fairy Juice.
Written on 3/20/18
Poem Details | by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
christmas, fairy, fantasy, food, funny, horror, silly,
The sandwich elf, the sandwich elf
Seduces you into eating his self
Turns to jelly
In your belly
Yet blows out whole
From your as*hole.
Poem Details | by
Fred Jagenberg |
Categories:
childhood, fairy, humor, imagination, suicide,
Famous garb of tighty-tights
In flying high a child delights
To never have a crappy day
He smiles and floats and flies away
Propensity to lie ingrained
From that moment mind constrained
If only we could fly again
The smile would surely follow
Old and tested never tried
Life a disappointing ride
Until the day that I decide
To be like Peter Pan
Poem Details | by
Abdur Rehman |
Categories:
adventure, fairy, hilarious, hindi, humor, irony, pashto,
Megai Yag Yaga
Zafar zma Abba
Kharab sta jabba
Lewa mach machey
Vallay tawaif nachay?
Poem Details | by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
children, fairy, fantasy, fun, games, humorous, silly,
Jolly Ollie, the tiddledy winks king
Jolly Ollie really mastered that thing
He's amazing to human dragon and elf
He even impressed the Pope
Who's a pretty good winker himself.
Poem Details | by
John Fenn |
Categories:
childhood, fantasy, children, funny
What do the tooth fairies do with the teeth
They collect while you slumber at night
Where do they get all the money from
There’s just something that doesn’t sit right
Supposing one day there’s a shortage
Will fairies; scared of losing their job
Creep in your room while your sleeping
And steal the teeth out of your gob
(C) John W Fenn 09-10-2009