Humorous and funny Falcon poems and/or funny poems about Falcon. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Falcon funny poems!
Written by
Roy Jerden
Categories:
funny,
Jonah Falcon He's Not
At the computer sits Dickie McDuff
Searching a password that isn't too tough
With a cocky demeanor
He types in 'mywiener'
And the computer says "Not long enough!"
Written by
Kim Shaw
Categories:
bird, humor,
Cheeky Falcon
frontal nudity
she leapt from the highest cliff
falcon fancied top
Poetry Contest submission: Make Me Chuckle With A Haiku
Written by
Frances King
Categories:
animals, children, funny
Lofty Falcon
The falcon is a noble hawk.
His eye-sight is incredible …
He sails upon the breeze, then stoops
To conquer something edible …
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
bird, fun, humor,
Dan's Favorite Birds - 9 of 10 - Peregrine Falcon
The peregrine falcon inspires fear
In 'most every bird, far and near,
Such air pressure as he swoops so fast!
Three eyelids protect him from the blast.
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
character, fun, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
When Falcon Flew Into a Funny Fix
Falcon, with wings light and swift,
Tried catching a donut, a gift.
He swooped with a dive,
But missed, by a five,
Then landed face-first in some grift.
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