Funny Poems About Falcon or Falcon Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by Roy Jerden |
Categories: funny,

Jonah Falcon He's Not

At the computer sits Dickie McDuff
Searching a password that isn't too tough
    With a cocky demeanor
    He types in 'mywiener'
And the computer says "Not long enough!"

Poem Details | by Kim Shaw |
Categories: bird, humor,

Cheeky Falcon

frontal nudity

she leapt from the highest cliff

falcon fancied top





Poetry Contest submission:  Make Me Chuckle With A Haiku


Poem Details | by Frances King |
Categories: animals, children, funny

Lofty Falcon

The falcon is a noble hawk.
His eye-sight is incredible …

He sails upon the breeze, then stoops
To conquer something edible …

Poem Details | by David Crandall |
Categories: bird, fun, humor,

Dan's Favorite Birds - 9 of 10 - Peregrine Falcon

The peregrine falcon inspires fear In 'most every bird, far and near, Such air pressure as he swoops so fast! Three eyelids protect him from the blast.