Humorous and funny Falcon poems and/or funny poems about Falcon. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Falcon funny poems!
Written by
Roy Jerden
Categories:
funny,
Jonah Falcon He's Not
At the computer sits Dickie McDuff
Searching a password that isn't too tough
With a cocky demeanor
He types in 'mywiener'
And the computer says "Not long enough!"
Written by
Kim Shaw
Categories:
bird, humor,
Cheeky Falcon
frontal nudity
she leapt from the highest cliff
falcon fancied top
Poetry Contest submission: Make Me Chuckle With A Haiku
Written by
Frances King
Categories:
animals, children, funny
Lofty Falcon
The falcon is a noble hawk.
His eye-sight is incredible …
He sails upon the breeze, then stoops
To conquer something edible …
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
bird, fun, humor,
Dan's Favorite Birds - 9 of 10 - Peregrine Falcon
The peregrine falcon inspires fear
In 'most every bird, far and near,
Such air pressure as he swoops so fast!
Three eyelids protect him from the blast.