Funny Poems About Falcon or Falcon Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Falcon poems and/or funny poems about Falcon. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Falcon funny poems!

Written by Roy Jerden
Categories: funny,

Jonah Falcon He's Not

At the computer sits Dickie McDuff
Searching a password that isn't too tough
    With a cocky demeanor
    He types in 'mywiener'
And the computer says "Not long enough!"

Written by Kim Shaw
Categories: bird, humor,

Cheeky Falcon

frontal nudity

she leapt from the highest cliff

falcon fancied top





Poetry Contest submission:  Make Me Chuckle With A Haiku


Written by Frances King
Categories: animals, children, funny

Lofty Falcon

The falcon is a noble hawk.
His eye-sight is incredible …

He sails upon the breeze, then stoops
To conquer something edible …

Written by David Crandall
Categories: bird, fun, humor,

Dan's Favorite Birds - 9 of 10 - Peregrine Falcon

The peregrine falcon inspires fear In 'most every bird, far and near, Such air pressure as he swoops so fast! Three eyelids protect him from the blast.

Written by Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories: character, fun, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,

When Falcon Flew Into a Funny Fix

Falcon, with wings light and swift,
Tried catching a donut, a gift.
He swooped with a dive,
But missed, by a five,
Then landed face-first in some grift.

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