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Poem Details | by Judy Ball |
Categories: father, funny, day, me, fathers day, day, me,

Happy Father's Day To Mom

Happy Father's Day Mom,
Without you this day would be,
Completely non-existant;
This day just would not be.

Dad is great, don't get me wrong,
I think that he is grand.
He's always there to play some game,
Spend time or lend a hand.

He taught me how to cast a line,
When we go out fishing.
He taught me how to speak my mind,
That there's no gain in wishing.

I don't think I'll e'er repay,
All that he's done for me.
I know for sure in all the world,
There's no one just like he.

I'd like to give him something,
To show there's none like he;
But you already did that,
On the day you gave him me.

Poem Details | by Charlie Murder |
Categories: fathers day, funny, me,


HARK! speak up, any man who wants to hear it.
we honestly dont know what it is, 
but we have our own problems!
call me a hypocrite, but isnt everyone?
we complain of the things we dont wanna hear
then of things we didnt hear when its too late.

tell me then...can a million men allbe wrong?

Poem Details | by Manon Boudreau Star Child Nebula |
Categories: blessing, father daughter, fathers day, funny, god, inspirational love, mentor,

Love To My Starfish

Who was granted his wish
A Happy Father's Day
I honor you and pray
Time to notice all you have done
To makes us as one
Life has been enjoyed
Filled my heart with so much joy
We still got silly you and me
Built such precious memories
Clearly sent from above
Has always been our love
Love you Daddy
You are my harvest tree that is kept within me
Watch as I have grown
Through every lesson you have shown
Proud to call you Dad
For you are the best I could of had

Poem Details | by David Crandall |
Categories: fathers day, humor,

Father's Day

Father's Day comes but twice a year,
Or close to that amount.
Give him a can or two of beer 
Or perhaps a higher count.