Humorous and funny Feelings poems and/or funny poems about Feelings. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Feelings funny poems!
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
best friend, funny, missing,
- Feelings of Guilt -
Hold back the tears of sorrow
Imprisoned in this torment bounded by guilt
As I write your name on the wall
I miss the days when you were here
02.02.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
11th grade, care, christmas, feelings, holiday, humor
Old Fashioned Christmas
It’ll be an old fashioned Christmas,
with Santa due down the chute.
I bet he Purells his reindeer,
and Lysols his hazmat suit.
It’s an old fashioned Christmas.
We’ll all have on our masks,
and our muffled yuletide carols,
will be just like seasons past.
We’ll observe all the guidelines.
We’ll eat six feet apart.
We’ll have disinfectant under the mistletoe,
and keep safety in our hearts.
Sure, it’s an old fashioned Christmas.
One unique to the times.
The love this year might be careful,
but the feelings are genuine.
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
absence, confusion, feelings, humorous, word play,
The Hot Brazilian
She said, "It was fun yesterday and hot!"
"I made love with a Brazilian all day!"
Her friend said, "Shut up, I hope you did not!"
"How many is a Brazilian anyway?"
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
angst, feelings, humorous,
- the Soup Cuckoo -
Jealousy is not the fear of losing
but the feeling that our position is threatened
As wet sand between your toes, unwanted
Sometimes jealousy turns into obsession
There are many wars, love your enemies ... never
We fight for love as a tender and small sparrow
Bitter taste, there is a fly in the soup
17.01.2017
- Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
8th grade, endurance, feelings, funny, humorous, school
Limerick To Honor a Calm Teacher
Know you are the absolute best,
The new kid has given a test.
You stayed calm cool, and collected,
So completely unaffected,
His childish behavior a test
We are watching you here at the school
Your resistance makes some of us drool.
He is almost on our last nerve,
Taking some around the last curve,
Yet, your calmness surrounds like a pool.
We implore you to please teach us your way,
It seems he is here and going to stay,
I think it is totally true,
Because his mother is new too,
His mother, superintendent, Miss Kay.
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
feelings, humorous, irony, spoken word,
Backhanded Apology
Sorry if I upset you,
I really didn’t mean it
Actually, I meant it
Until I saw it upset you,
Now I’m sorry you are
Upset by my words
But I got them said,
Which I intended to do.
Written September 12, 2022
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September 14, 2022
Written by
David Kavanagh
Categories:
allusion, dark, feelings, humor,
Clairvoyant Unveiled
i see dead people
but they can never see me
~ i see through her too
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Sponsored by Brian Strand 10th place
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Written by
CayCay Godwin
Categories:
cat, character, christmas, cute, feelings, funny,
My Christmas Pets
Each of my cats, my heart does adore;
yes, lovingly, I adore all four.
Raja, Mati, Walter and Lacy
all love Christmas messes like crazy.
For their gifts, I got them a-plenty:
One blue jay in an oak tree;
two wind-up mice;
three fake bees;
four catfish sliced;
five tunnel rings;
six tails a-wagging;
seven balls a-jingling;
eight worms a-wiggling;
nine squirrels dancing;
ten frogs a-croaking;
eleven lizards zigging; and,
twelve red dots streaming.
But, my cats ignored all the gifts bought
until we opened one goldilocks,
two alarm clocks, many pairs of socks
and all four cats laid with happy flops
inside their most favorite gift box.
Written by
Panagiota Romios
Categories:
feelings, humor, muse, poetess, writing,
Panagiota's Dream
Panagiota's Dream
With trepidation she picked up her pen.
Should I try this now.......or when?
Her Muse whispered in her ear!
"It's now or never, poetess, dear!"
Ah, that word "poetess" made her
divinely lightheaded.
And thus, my friends, she and her
pen are most happily wedded!
August 7, 2020
7:45pm PSt
Written by
Alexis Karpouzos
Categories:
dream, feelings, humorous, inspirational love, magic, soulmate
Where Is the Magic - Alexis Karpouzos
Where is the magic?
We all start out knowing magic.
We are born with hurricanes
and whirlwinds, oceans
and galaxies inside us.
We are able to sing to birds
and read the clouds
and see the destiny
in grains of sand.
But we have forgotten the magic
and we feel without compass,
alone and desperately,
only selfishness, only pain,
fear and darkness.
But, magic of love has never
disappeared from the life,
the love hold the life.
Written by
Rio Jansen
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, feelings, first love, funny love,
A little girl's kindness
When you blew me that kiss,
I knew right away it would miss.
But a little girl picked it up,
as it landed in a buttercup,
and said, "I think you were meant to be the recipient of this."
Written by
Melani Udaeta
Categories:
computer, emotions, feelings, humor,
Emojis
Judging you by your emojis
they disclose untold stories;
Those that get the click
more than just one pick;
Not so random categories.
Written by
Melani Udaeta
Categories:
emotions, feelings, humor,
Faking
You will always share a meme,
motivation just like a dream;
Why are you faking?
You don’t do a thing;
Your screen only inspires a stream.
Written by
Tasha Taylor
Categories:
cute love, feelings, giggle, smile, student, teenage
Your Smile
I see you walking down the hall.
Your gorgeous blonde hair,
Thoughtful blue eyes, and
Perfect smile make me flustered.
I try to disappear into myself
When I will pass you.
A God like you doesn't notice
People who are like me.
Somehow, you catch my eye
And you wink at me as we pass.
When you can't see me anymore,
A smile lights up my face.
The impossible actually happened!
I am left grinning like a giggly idiot,
Getting concerned glances by others.
Yet, I don't care because you smiled at me:
You with your sunshine hair,
Deep, blue ocean eyes, and
your contagious smile.
My smile glows because of your smile.
Written by
Reta Pruitt
Categories:
desire, feelings, humor, love,
Finally
Finally we were alone
Bridesmaids; best man all gone home
We eyed the gifts piled on the rug
Bill looked at me, I gave a shrug
Tomorrow would be soon enough
Tonight we'd focus just on us
And like a flame that grew and grew
Our burning kisses did ensue
And soon our clothes were tattered rags
Phone ringing, door bell; distant nags
Somehow our room we gained at last
Observed by just the mirror glass
And though you'd like to know much more
Friend, this is where we shut the door
RETA PRUITT
August 23, 2016
Written by
D. C. Jordan
Categories:
boyfriend, feelings, humor, mother son,
Girl From Wheeling
There was a young lady from Wheeling
West Virginia, that is
Who had a peculiar feeling that
Her boyfriend Jack was cheating
She took it to his Mom
“Mom” she said, “your son Jack
Is really pissing me off.
I'm ready to hit the ceiling.”
“Ya know,” Mom said, “You crack me up.
I'm tickled he goes to your head
He irritates me the same way about you
So I tell him to stay unwed.”
So Mom was the other woman
The young lady from Wheeling suspected
So she lay on her back and considered Mom amd Jack
“I would like to see them dissected!”
Written by
Raffy Relator
Categories:
dedication, dog, feelings, funny love, kiss, memory
A Puppy Love
I met you in the city
I introduced myself as Raffy
How glad I met you
Since I don't know what to do..
Each day had passes
And I thought that was the last
I tried to search you again
But the city is vain
Hoping you will see
I search you with glee
At last, I saw you
Kissing to others as much you do
Seeing you in that way
Feels me hard even though your a DOG anyway
But now I don't know what to do
Coz your OWNER is much beautiful than you.....
Written by
Tammy Reams
Categories:
feelings, funny, humor,
Humor 'Laughter Definations'
Ha Ha Ha - Cartoon- funny
Giggle - Valley Girl- Preppy
LOL - Texting- Hilarious
Snicker- Your worst enemy- Flippant
Snort- Pig- Belly laugh
Chuckle- Manley Man- Sportive
Howl- To much alcohol- Cracked up
Hew Haw- Country Girl- Tickled
Teehee- Sophisticated Women- Amusing
Ho Ho Ho- Santa Clause- Jolly
Horselaugh- Mr. Ed- Smirk
Hoot- Best Buddy- Grin
Died Laughing- Bills are due- Breathlessness
Guffaw- Mother-in-law died- Just kidding
No matter how we laugh or what we laugh at
it's good for the soul.
4/19/2015 Contest sponsored by: Thomas Martin 'Humorous Poetry'
T Reams 1st Place
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
beautiful, feelings, fun, funny, life, poetry
It Is Nice To Write Happy Poems
it is nice to write happy poems
nicey nicey
happy happy
poems
that make the sky
and everything around me
brighter
and me
and everything around me
much much lighter
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
feelings, humor, kiss,
- Not a Deadly Weapon -
Armed with stolen kiss
A breathless moment
Echo with star sprinkle
Without gunpowder by a higher power
The simple beauty
Juicy fruity
A signature of love
As conquered the world
~ Thugs all together ~
10.09.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
body, care, feelings, humor,
- Star World X- Rays -
No one asks how you feel
Ready for some squishing
Cold hands that tugs and pulls
The breast is squeezed down and keep me captive
First right breast ~ left breast the same treatment
Totally humiliated, with you head glued to this Star World X-rays
I am sure that this machine was created by a man
Ten minutes you're done ~ your worst enemy is breast cancer
24.08.2016
- Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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- Published in the Newspaper 29.08.2016
Written by
Brenda Meier-Hans
Categories:
animal, best friend, cute love, dog, feelings, funny
Strange Love
Why do I love you?
When I look into your face
Your teeth are too big,
That nose is extremely long.
Yet all I want in a dog.
Written by Brenda Meier-Hans
09.08.2014
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
feelings, funny, words,
- Bottle Of -
I saw a man who made large sailing ships inside a bottle ...
Large sails, the ship was fully manned and the flag was hoisted
I put my thoughts, feelings and words into a bottle ...
Slowly, carefully I filled the bottle ...
The thoughts, feelings and words flowed out ...
24.11.2012
A-L Andresen :)
Written by
Tom Arnone
Categories:
animal, cute love, feelings, funny, girlfriend, love
Fish Butt
Basking on the sun-lit ice.
Walrus mumble filled with hype.
Today I haven't a thing to do
(that's nice)
But fish, butt-wipe, butt you.
Written by
Michelle Born
Categories:
america, blessing, color, cool, feelings, humor
My Teletubbies
Why do I enjoy and love my Teletubbies
They are colorful and cute most of all very chubby,
I was hooked the moment I laid eyes on their loveable faces
People laugh at me because some times I take them to different places,
I don't care how other people feel about them they make me happy and that's the way it is
So as time goes by I love them more and more so that is my biz,
The moral to the story is if you like something and no one else agrees
Then just look at them and say; this is just me.
Written By: Unique Poetry 2015