Humorous and funny Feet poems and/or funny poems about Feet. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Feet funny poems!
Written by
Edwin Hofert
Categories:
fishing, for her, funny, romance,
Tired Feet
Are your feet tired? You've been running through my mind all night.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
humorous,
Pete's Dirty Feet
Peter a farmer from Scrubby Creek,
Seldom washed his great big feet,
His fed up wife would complain
About the odorous strain
When in summer it reached its peek.
Written by
Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
humor,
Feet On the Ground
Daredevil Jim always let it be known,
first time succeeding most times is blown,
and his theory is right
for on his first flight …
Jim should have left skydiving alone.
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny, life, nature, people
Stinky Feet
Feet
Feet stink
Feet stinking
Foot odor bad now
Shoes off odor penetrates air
Odor flows gradually around room uncomfortable
Odor flows gradually around room very uncomfortable someone please grab the Frebreze
Written by
J.W. Earnings
Categories:
brother, confusion, funny, life, brother, brother,
Feet Burn
While doing sit-ups,
My big, arrogant brother stomps on my feet
“That burns my feet, bro!!”
While in recital,
My oldest brother motions to stop clapping
…My hands are red, bro…
Written by
Glenn Sentes
Categories:
funny,
Privileged Feet
Damn your feet that crushed and squashed thousands of grapes in the pool!
While we only have eaten those purple drupes in our wildest dreams
And did you just say you would make wine from those feet-ground fruits?
Glenn Sentes
For Nette Onclaud's ON YOUR FEET Contest
01-26-12
*Adjudged 1st Place
Written by
Patricia Sawyer
Categories:
adventure, funny, seasons
Wet Feet
there once was a child from the city
who grew up in fear.. what a pity
she cried millions of tears
and was ignored fifty years
now in a puddle she scribbles this ditty
Written by
Seren Roberts
Categories:
humorous,
Dont Stamp Your Feet - Limerick 3 Contest
Brothers Grimm could tell many a tale
Some of the endings could turn you pale
Rumpulstilskin stamped his shoe
Got stuck tore himself in two
That edition* did not go on sale
1857 version of Story
The ending of the 1857 edition saw Rumpelstiltskin die by being ripped in two. Now that is pretty gruesome, right? But how did this event happen? Did someone do it to him, or did something else happen.
Penned 27 January 2019
Limerick 3 contest : Sponsor Joseph May
Written by
Kurtis Scott Aka Curtis Futch Jr
Categories:
humor,
Feet
they speak
they walk the beat
your not complete
without
FEET
Written by
Kenneth Fordham
Categories:
food, funny,
Oh Pigs Feet
Chickarrones for me,
Yankees say what oh my yuck,
Love eating pig skins.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous,
Cheesy Feet
A marathon runner called Peter
His shoes had a terrible fetor
It lingered in the breeze
smelling just like stale cheese
and got worse when he sat by a heater!
3/12/18
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
humor,
Crow's Feet
I dropped a huge boulder on my big toe
let out a yell that sounded like a crow,
so while the blood squirted out
I kept jumping all about...
I thought for sure feathers would start to grow!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
Where Your Feet Are
Be where your feet are, so you'll always be aware
Of where you are, and you will surely be there
Now listen to me
Ain't crapping thee
Coz where you are now, nothing compares
Written by
Seren Roberts
Categories:
humorous, snow, snow,
Feet Painting
Gazing at the pristine snow
Thinking what a painting I could do
Can paint a portrait with a smile
Or an athlete running a mile
Maybe a single petal as it flutters
Or a country window complete with shutters
But wait another artist is here
Hopping gently without fear
He makes a circle of fine feet
Looking inwards aren’t they sweet
He flies away his picture complete
Tiny footprints made by tiny feet
It was the robin making the snow his own
Looking for crumbs of cake I had thrown
For all the hungry birds too eat
It didn’t matter what size the feet.
What picture on the snow did he adorn?
Was a great picture of a crown or thorns
Written by
Roy Pett
Categories:
humor, soulmate,
Great Feet
Toe nail
smell stale
small toe
don’t grow
Hard skin
can’t win
sore sole
poor soul
dropped arch
quick march
left right
frost bite
big corn
Feel scorn
feet itch
right *****
One foot
stay put
two feet
great treat.
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
girl, humorous, imagery,
A Girl With Backward Feet
A girl with backward feet wanted to show
That she could still keep up with the flow
She walked a bit
Then had a fit
Now she has even farther to go!
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
funny, people, me, people,
Eight Feet Tall Man
People have been laughing because I'm eight feet tall, they think I'm weird.
Or perhaps they've been laughing because of my three feet long beard.
I've been getting tired of the laughter from people who are small.
Yesterday I decided to get revenge by beating up them all.
Why have people been laughing, I don't understand it fully.
But God struck me with lightning for being an 8 feet tall bully.
God sure did make me pay for my sin.
The small people and I have promised not to mess with each other again.
(This is a fictional poem.)
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous, silly,
Smelly Feet
I think
feet stink
Can tell
feet smell
I know
must go
Change socks
wear crocs
Good news
new shoes
sale price
real nice!
So sweet
clean feet
Written July 22, 2022
Written by
Patricia Sawyer
Categories:
funny, imagination
Feet
Big Feet
Little Feet
Nasty; stinky; scaly feet
Dancing feet
Pacing feet
Her feet; his feet; yours and My feet
Stomping feet
Running feet
Hopping ; skipping; Bare feet.
Feet! Feet! Feet!
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
funny, husband, wife, parents, me, parents,
Those Damn Pigs Feet
(This is a fictional poem)
All I want is something good to eat.
But all you ever serve are pigs feet.
I can't stand how they taste.
You'd better get them out of my face.
Those damn pigs feet gave me the gout.
If you serve them again, I'll throw you out.
You served them yesterday and you got very mad.
They made me sick and I puked on your mom and dad.
Your parents swore never to come to our house again.
I'm free of your pigs feet and your parents so I guess I win.
Written by
Virginia Gelok
Categories:
funny, green, nature,
Under My Feet
Some stand tall and straight
Others bend in the breeze
All wearing their coats of green.
Still they seem to beg me to stomp all over them !
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
3rd grade, analogy, environment, funny,
Chicken Feet Crosses Street While Eating Candy--
If chickens have feet,
Why run across the street?
Do chickens have teeth?
And can they eat candy?
What do they put in chicken feed anyway?
8/31/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©
Written by
Kurtis Scott Aka Curtis Futch Jr
Categories:
adventure, funny,
Sore Feet
love to walk
and talk
must say i do
love too
dance to the beat
they get sore underneat
i end up with
SORE FEET
Written by
Brian Johnson
Categories:
cheer up, dance, humor, joy, remember, social, youth,
Feet
Feet, do your stuff just one more time
Fandango round the Palais
Direct these poor arthritic bones
To dance that grand finale
My hair is lost, my teeth gone brown
I'm slowly going doolally
But c'mon hooves, you'll manage just one
final whirl with Sally
So steer these limbs around the floor
One last skeletal rally
A late rhapsodic flush to end
That tragic, final ballet
Written by
Julie Grenness
Categories:
allusion, funny,
Feet of Clay
Here is what I need to say,
We're all humans with feet of clay,
So, do lay off us chicks today,
Go look in a mirror some day,
To older men with your spare tyres,
Yes! Your gynaecologist has retired!