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Written by Theresa Cw
Categories: fun, humor,

Fiddle, Riddle, Diddle

Fiddle, Riddle, Diddle

Peter Dolittle did play a fiddle
Couldn't tell too many fun riddles
Didn't miss a beat
Was not so as neat
Oh, oh, now he's doing a diddle.

Written: July 16. 2015
Theresa

Written by Jacob Noll
Categories: fun, funny,

The Cat With a Fiddle

Once a time that was so dark
Came a stream upon it, there was an ark
Animals were on but only one
His name they called son

A cat I said I know I saw 
So tiny to me though I am tall
He came to be little
O but did he play with a fiddle
Here and there
Soon it's everywhere

We heard his song
Upon the waters of the pond
He smiled, it was such a riddle
He played songs of his fiddle
Now he is known 

As the cat with a fiddle

Written by Connie Pachecho
Categories: fishing, humorous,

He Played His Fiddle and Had No Nibbles

he played his fiddle and had no nibbles

   
he sat impatiently casting his pole  
it was so bad he couldn't catch a cold
bait, reel and miss
there were no fish
barkeep says try a different watering hole

connie pachecho

2/10/17

Written by Eric Cohen
Categories: cat, child, funny,

Fiddle Cat Nursery Rhyme

Fiddle cat, fiddle cat, 
Please fiddle me a song. 
How I love to hear you play 
Your fiddle all day long. 

At dawn you fiddle to the left,
At dusk you fiddle right. 
Then you fiddle to the middle, 
In the middle of the night. 

Fiddle cat, Fiddle cat,
So lovely and aloof,
You’re my whiskered weathervane, 
My fiddler on the roof. 

And when wind whistles from the West, 
Your fiddle faces East. 
And when the wind falls silent,
All the fiddle cats will feast.




February 27, 2023
Nursery Rhyme Poetry Contest sponsored by Eve Roper

Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: funny,

Nero's Fiddle

'Tis said that Nero was just fiddling around,

     While the city of Roma was burning to the ground!

          'Tis further reported that he composed for our delight,

               "There'll Be A Hot Time In The Old Town Tonight!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Written by Jacob Wölf
Categories: animals, fantasy, funny, imagination

Oh! This Is My Version of "the Cat and the Fiddle"

Hey diddle diddle
Hey! wheres the fiddle?
have seen the cat any where?
Hey! He's over there 
puking up his hair....... 
And the cow? where is she?
Oh! she's stuck on the moon you see.....
The little dog isn't so little anymore
he's fat as can be
hes only 2foot 4
he looks like he weighs 133
Oh! and the dish......
THe dish and the spoon really ran away
And now where they ran to is where they stay
I think that they got their wish.....


lol don't u love nursery rhymes!

Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: humorous,

Fiddle Faddle

Have you heard about cowpoke Clapsaddle?
,
   He rode fer years on his horse astraddle.

      His legs was badly bowed,

         And he walked pigeon-toed.

            Oddly he named his hoss Fiddle Faddle.

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired

Written by Fritz Purdum
Categories: children, fun, humorous, silly,

Crunch N Munch Or Fiddle Faddle

Crunch N Munch or Fiddle Faddle
don't compare or you will be rattle
Can't be blamed if they taste the same
only difference is in their name

Crunch N Munch I love a bunch
for a snack they are my hunch
caramel popcorn peanut treat
Crunch N Munch fun to eat

Fiddle Faddle sweet to eat
caramel popcorn peanut treat
buttery crunchy flavor pow
hit you taste buds with a Wow

Caramel or butter toffee too
both are fun sweet snack food
but if you think they lack
open up that box of Cracker Jacks

Written by James Horn
Categories: humorous,

Started To Fiddle

Started To Fiddle

Around with my puzzle started to fiddle
There was missing piece in the middle
Maybe piece not there is a missing link
And of disaster could be on its brink
Problem down to smaller size must whittle.

How much more will have to widdle before
I finally reach the middle of the problem?
I have played a guitar but never a fiddle.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: animal, humorous, irony,

Fiddle For a Riddle

A cow flew down
  from out of town
Said, I'll tell you a riddle
  if you'll play me your fiddle

I struck up a lively number
  but the cow fell into a deep slumber
Yet that riddle I was dying to hear
  so I pulled out my very best spear

I only planned to give Bessie a light poke
  Really, I swear to you, and I never joke --
But instead of blubber, my spear struck udder
  You know how much milk's in a bovine nursing mother?

Written by James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories: cat, character, funny,

Kitty Fiddle

Once a cat named Kitty
Was so very silly
Kitty played the fiddle
Kitty was so bitter
Felt angst
So Kitty settled 
And learn to play the violoncello

4/24/18
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.
Copyright © 2018

Written by Douglas Pederson
Categories: cat, funny,

Cat and the Fiddle

Was quite the lady that Tilly O’Grady
she plays the fiddle and tells you a riddle
but stops in the middle, just to piddle
she was fit as a fiddle, made waffles on the griddle
the cat ate the waffles and her paws would twiddle after she read the riddle
so there you have it, the cat and the fiddle.