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Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: august, beach, beautiful, cool, crush, deep, destiny, devotion, fantasy, feelings, first love, fishing, freedom, funny love, future, girlfriend, hope, i love you, i miss you, journey, joy, judgement, lost love, love, love hurts, meaningful, miracle, ocean, people, places, romance, sea, sensual, simple, spiritual, water, women, world,


Don't rush to wash off the sea salt 
drying on your skin;
the hopes it carries from other oceans,
those remain yet to be seen.

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, courage, cute love, dark, deep, depression, desire, destiny, devotion, dream, first love, funny love, grief, happiness, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i am, i love you, i miss you, innocence, irony, jealousy, lonely, longing, loss, lost, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, night, passion, psychological, romance, romantic, sad, sad love, silence, sky, sleep, solitude, sunset, true love,

Red Light

have you ever felt like 
the flashing red light on the roof,
lonely as ever
visible at night, useless by day?

in sync with its partner next door
for a quick kiss over a few flashes only 
then arguing again and again 
night in, night out.

have you ever felt like 
the flashing red light on the roof,
not signaling a warning to keep away
but sending a call for compassion?

using the dark pauses in between 
to yell the same name 
over and over and over
into the emptiness of each night.

have you ever felt like
the flashing red light on the roof,
being your silent cry
only heard by your eternal love?

Poem Details | by Xuefeng Pan |
Categories: desire, first love, for her, friendship, friendship love, funny love, meaningful,

I Am Vaporizing In Your Eyes

I am vaporizing in your eyes slowly 
Noiselessly, clearly, and helplessly
Am I willing to be absorbed as steam?
No! my feeling is no but wordlessly

I am vaporizing in your eyes helplessly
As immediate as I saw you saw me
You turned  me into steam  softly

What should I do immediately?
Seeping into your soul completely?
Or hiding into the cloud urgently?

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, change, cheer up, confidence, cool, courage, cute love, deep, destiny, emotions, environment, fantasy, fear, feelings, first love, for her, funny love, happiness, happy, how i feel, humanity, hyperbole, i am, i love you, inspiration, journey, joy, life, lost love, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, ocean, paradise, philosophy, pride, romance, romantic, senses, smile, spring, sunshine, travel, uplifting, wind,


imagine the rainbow being
the dark tunnel 
you've been stuck in for years

the lighthouse on the horizon,
the beam 
that gets brighter as it nears

get soaked in the rain,
feel the sun in your heart,
let go of all your fears.

Poem Details | by Gene Bourne |
Categories: allusion, confusion, dedication, emotions, feelings, first love, funny, funny love, humorous, relationship, social,

A Boxcar Named Desire

No, we weren't a couple one expected. 
"What could she be thinking", one reflected. 
Yet we held an undefined attraction; 
Some subconscious neuron interaction. 

After weeks we gathered our composure 
Time to face my parents' first exposure. 
True, your looks were just a bit off kelter(sic). 
Poets often live at homeless shelters. 

Mother stiffened, held her throat, and gasped. 
Father never moved, in shock perhaps. 
Then we vowed to do what we must do. 
Freight trains leave at seven, ten and two.

Gene Bourne


Poem Details | by Jimmi Canada |
Categories: baptism, beauty, city, eve, first love, funny, gender, god, history, independence day, mystery, mythology, night, obituary, raven, sea, silly, summer, sweet, teacher, world, yellow,

Roll On

Lauren Hill slow songs thrill,

they pop like a fast moving pill,

I am flopped on top of a junk food bill,

and running with a skunk who tells me to take in my fill-

like leading um' on into my dream,
I create a festering lean,

I rank every thought in order of how I like it,

and prep for a long time that's gonna break all the cycles.

Striding with my shrine,

as I shock a spine,

revitalize and prime-

as I preen and primp and chimp-

as I act like a pimp,

I black out and gimp,

skimp out on my dying moment because death is no shrimp!

Poem Details | by Denise Morgan |
Categories: april, devotion, february, first love, fun, funny love, kiss, love,

Springtime Lovers

Tulips in springtime
Expressed, two lovers kissing
Air aromatic

Poem Details | by Jerica Sanchez |
Categories: boyfriend, care, dedication, devotion, faith, first love, for her, for him, gender, girlfriend, happiness, happy, heart, heaven, home, house, how i feel, humor, husband, i love you, imagination, inspiration, inspirational, kiss, longing, love, marriage, miss you, missing, poems, poetry, romance, romantic, together, words,


When I hear your name
My heart beats faster than usual
It's not that I am ashame
But It's just your name is too special..

Can't control the feelings
When I am with you
Can't stop smiling
When you hold me like you do

When you hug me then
I feel like I'm in heaven
You are a blessing from above
And you are the reason why I loved

I'll promise to love you FOREVERMORE..
And I will cherish you until the end of my borrowed life
And I will keep our precious memories as long as
we see each other in our next life..

Poem Details | by Solomon Ochwo-Oburu |
Categories: anxiety, beauty, emotions, first love, funny love, girlfriend, imagery,

Your Sweet Face

Eva’s daughter, listen
Remove the blanket
Of dark and angry clouds 
That covers your sweet face
Let the sun shine on your face
And let Adam’s handsome son
Harvest your delicious smiles
From your sweet face
That kills, kills the souls
Of many
With sweetness
And wild imagination

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: cute love, first love, funny, funny love, humor, humorous, silly,

Happy Ever After

my friend candace tied the knot

met him in a parking lot

silhouette afar

loading up a car

then came fate a dropped shallot.

Poem Details | by Mazhar Butt |
Categories: cute love, first love, funny love, girlfriend, humor, i love you, love,

Curl and Twirl

Where in the world will you find a girl 
Whom you could say, 'I love you', my pal
And she says in return 
Come on, let us have fun
sit beside me on the couch, curl and twirl.

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: allusion, christian, first love, funny, satire, valentines day,

Sugar Coated

The day for the love                                                                                                                                                                if this was every day                                                                                                                                                              not love for the day

Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: allusion, fantasy, first love, humor, imagination, tribute,

I Icon

My Favorite Me

I know I can be humble
If anybody can
'Cause I can take critiquing
And even a good slam
So roast me like a famous Star
I guess that's what I am
For I'm the best-est poet
You'll find in this here land

I really must admire 
My meter and my rhyme
I only read MY poems
That's when I have the time
Everyone around me
Is looking up to see
Me riding on a fluffy cloud
As brilliant as could be

I bet I don't get comments
On this MY Masterpiece
You'd think they'd stop
their jealousy, by now 
To say the least
There's no need to applaud me
Or rush to shake My hand
'Cause strip away My Glory
I'm just a humble man

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: anxiety, beautiful, betrayal, change, cheer up, cool, creation, deep, destiny, drink, emotions, fate, feelings, first love, friend, friendship, funny love, grief, hope, how i feel, humanity, humor, humorous, i love you, i miss you, imagination, innocence, inspiration, lonely, lost love, love, miss you, missing, missing you, motivation, passion, poetry, relationship, romance, romantic, sad love,


love walks into a bar
sees hope drinkin' it away;
what's wrong, love asks
nothing's wrong, hope replies, 
nothing is wrong...

love turns to fate the bartender
and orders two shots of everything.

Poem Details | by Md Alzhrani |
Categories: arabic, autumn, dance, first love, funny, romantic, song,

A New Song

In the following rain
will make friendship with the sun.
I will  open my feelings ..
Anything could happen !
The four seasons will dance with trees.
Anything will takes the warmth of poetry.
Maybe ..
 I live with a new light.
A new rose.
A new star.
A new song.
The darkness leave me , forever.

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: break up, first love, funny, humor, love, philosophy, sports,

Shaken Not Stirred

"Truth be Told," James Bond opined
Over a pint of Guinness
"Love is just a consequence
of bouncing balls in tennis!"

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: baby, first love, humorous, nursery rhyme,

Not So Innocent Jack and Jill

Young Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack put his arms around her waist And they did something they shouldn’t ought’a Soon she was spreading around her girth Nine months later she gave birth … Doing something they shouldn’t ought’a Gave them a baby daughter! 4th December 2015

Poem Details | by Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories: fantasy, first love, funny, funny love, longing, love, true love,

I Love My Goose

I love my goose
Some people love their wife 
Some people their dog
I hug my pillow
Maybe two

Poem Details | by Aunika Alch |
Categories: crazy, first love, friend, friendship, giggle, happy, silly,

Silly Lilly

There once was a girl named Lilly
she was very silly.
One day Lilly 
met a boy named Willy
willy was very silly 
Willy and Lilly played with glue

Poem Details | by Jan Oskar Hansen |
Categories: first love, humorous,

Love Affair

The Love Affair 
The road that leads to a smallish agricultural flatland has
two walls. One wall was built by a slob, just throwing 
one stone on top of another. 

The other wall was built by a craftsman where stones 
fitted and he had used decorative and white painted
 cement between them.

Every Sunday the meticulous man walks to his wall 
and find great satisfaction to see his work again and
wishes the slob would rebuild his wall.

Every Sunday the layabout goes for a walk to, 
first to the bar for a few beers with his mates; he walks
 to the good man’s house and have sex with his wife.

Poem Details | by Md Shahadat Hossain |
Categories: caregiving, cute love, emotions, fantasy, first love, funny love,

A Butterfly For My Lady

I stay far away from my lady,
Is there anything that can make my day?

Suddenly something came into my mind,
Might be the best way I can use it's wind;

Actually I am desperate to meet her,
But how come? It's not easier,

I have to find out a way,
Might be a butterfly can't do betray.

Finally, I have sent a butterfly as my agent,
I request him, Don't be arrogant,

Stay calm and quiet there,
Keep watching my lady, don't show aspire.

Now it's become her permanent room member 
From a distance it's kept watching her.

Wish it will not be disappeared,
If it's so then I will be disappointed.

Poem Details | by Samuel O. E. D'Phoenix |
Categories: best friend, crush, desire, feelings, first love, funny love, trust,

You Are Here

Even if it took a thousand years,
Reaching you would still be near.
Indeed you must be a pearl,
Knowing this calms my fear;
And my gentle heart stares.

Oh! How odd are these words
Misleading as a wrong note on the cord
Ordering this joy to be bored
Rest assured this love is undying 
Even though it comes from one in white clothing
Given to you for safe keeping
Endanger not, this treasured offering.

Poem Details | by Jan Oskar Hansen |
Categories: february, first love, friendship, funny love, gothic,

Marvellous Life

Marvellous Life
Back then it is back then- so bloody long ago- 
my heart sang when going home after seeing you
I crossed a bridge, and the water hummed a love 
song and there was no troll under it being 
sarcastic telling me love will not last how wrong  
the troll was, love is the earth I walk upon it is 
the olive tree, the sun and rain that fall it is a part
of what is beautiful in your heart and that you could
not take away the day you left. You made me free to
love the magnificence of reality and charity knowing
my life is wat it is supposed to be today.

Poem Details | by Kevin Shaw |
Categories: drink, emotions, first love, humorous, silly,

Jenny Teapot

I loved you once, Jenny Teapot,
Until that love turned sour.
You poured the finest Yorkshire Tea,
On the hour, every hour.
But the love we had, went off the boil,
In a most disappointing way.
Betrayed by your affections,
For Darjeeling, Assam and Earl Grey.

Poem Details | by Keisha Moyer |
Categories: conflict, first love, heartbroken,

Love Is a Funny Thing

You say that you love me
but only when others can not hear 
but this is my plea 
can you please listen dear 

For I do love you
I say it when others can hear
Can you please listen dear
For love is a funny thing