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THE FISHERMAN AND THE MERMAID
A young fisherman berthed in Penzance
Went ashore one fine night to a dance
He woke up on his boat
With a mermaid afloat
The First prize in a card game of chance
So was spawned a cross genus romance
Though the neighbors regarded askance
They got married next day
In a church by the bay
And went off to a fish farm in France
Given N/A in Contest: ‘Two Sea Themed Limericks’
There once swam a catfish named Ben
hadn't eaten since who knows when
my worm looked just right,
Ben took a big bite.
No one's seen Ben swim'n since then.
Ben put up a heck of a fight
was thrashing with all of his might
when reeling him in,
that fish seemed to grin,
and spit out my worm just for spite.
Old Ben made one heck of a meal
couldn't help but think how he'd feel
if he'd been the one,
who had battled and won,
from the opposite side of the reel.
Float some more
A yellow-tailed angelfish
flashed his tail at me.
His shimmering skin was all aglow,
as he wiggled his fins and waved hello.
fish, funny love, kiss,
(Seen at the aquarium)
Eye to eye
in a stony embrace,
two rockfish kissing,
face to face.
An old wise fish who said to a fry:
Beware of a hook in worm’s clothing,
or the skimming of a flashy surface fly –
both are the fisherman’s camouflage
designed not for your but his advantage,
and for both develop a deep loathing.
For in our Ancient Writ it is written:
He who by said worm or fly is hooked
will from the living be taken and cooked
and with guiltless satisfaction eaten.
death, fish, funny, grave, life,
at the distorted world
through a glass bowl
and tries to make sense of it
he watches the room about him
and those that feed him
with self satisfaction
unknowingly waiting for death
and a burial at sea
animal, cheer up, fish, funny, giggle, humor,
All the reptiles gathered round
When Elmer the frog hopped into town.
There never was such boastful glee
As Elmer croaked his history,
Then from his pad fell and drowned.
Jerry T Curtis
fish, fishing, funny, humor, humorous, ireland, vacation,
Finn and Mcgee
went fishing once more
With the money they saved up all year
They rented a cabin
up by the lake
And filled it with fish bate and beer
For two weeks of fishing
They made it their mission
To wake up and start at first light
With poles in their hands
They hardly could wait
For a big fish to come up and bit
Day after day
They fished and they fished
but barely got even a nibble
Then on the last day
McGee caught a trout
That apparently wasn't so fickle
Now on the way Home
Finn said " McGee
You Know what this fish, has cost you----
---A thousand Quid"
"Well Finn, if it did
Then I glad I didn't catch two"
fish, fishing, funny, humorous,
I can’t understand the ambition
Of people who love to go fishin’.
Outsmarting your dinner
Might say you’re a winner,
But what when you fail in that mission?
cute love, fish, freedom, humor,
" Hello there"
I can see you
You think I have no privacy but neither do you
I have windows on all sides and I watch your every move
So don't feel sorry for me
I enjoy your company too.
animal, cute love, feelings, funny, girlfriend, love, sea,
Basking on the sun-lit ice.
Walrus mumble filled with hype.
Today I haven't a thing to do
But fish, butt-wipe, butt you.
anger, fate, fish, funny, humor, life, nature,
I don’t need an Oven here
My Coffee never Cools down.
I tried raisin’ a Lemon Tree
but it just Sank in the Sand.
Suppose if comes an Apocalypse
I would Survive nevertheless,
And if I go to Hell someday
I guess it Feels just like Home.
I like Rains and Oceans
but I was born in a Desert.
I dream of Swimming like a Fish
and dying in a dried up Pond.
I've only had you for about a year,
To me the time was of good cheer.
Mom adores when I do the dishes
If I don't, I'll swim with the fishes
Then my mama will win
She'll never cook again
She'll eat sushi that is delicious
bird, fish, fishing, humor,
I thought lets go fishing
fancying a fish pie
or maybe fish and chips
that would do the trick
I set off, rod and bucket
full of worms in my hands
found a good spot to fish
by the rocks on the beach
Patiently I waited for a bite
then my rod dipped and bucked
soon I had four nice whoppers
flapping around in my bucket
Needing to answer call of nature
I slipped in between the trees
alas when I returned I found
one happy pelican looking full
An empty bucket he'd scoffed the lot
I sighed as I chucked a stone
it missed him by a country mile
no fish for supper I had no more worms
contest Gone Fishing
sponsor Caleb Smith
I once heard of a young fish named, Felipe
Who floated up to consider a leap
His friends did shout
For him to jump out
But he was afraid the air was too deep
Harold Hunt sr
fish, fishing, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
I went fishing the other day.Caught a fish that I was surprised.
The fish was a least six inches long.
I took my fish and went to the market to look for beer.
Their I told, the butcher I caught a fish.
That was 12 inches long.
On the way to my house I saw a cop friend of mine.
I told him that i had a fish that was 18 inches long.
I stopped for a few beers at the bar I saw joey the postman.
I told joey that i had a whopper of a fish that was
Two feet long
fish, humorous, longing, sea,
I'm clinging to a rock,
Being battered by the waves.
At the mercy of the sea,
Living long and tedious days.
No escape for me,
Life's a constant tussle
Relentlessly being pounded,
It's not easy being a mussel.
Stuck here on this rock
Filtering away all day.
Nothing to eat but plankton,
I wish I could swim away.
Oh, to be a fish
And cruise the open sea,
I may be shackled to my rock,
But I dream of being free.
Jim And His Fish
Sponsor: Jan Alison
Christmas was just around the corner,
Mother had the video recorder,
Jim fell in the toilet,
As mother records it,
Fish in his nose what a great explorer!
Date Written: December 24, 2015
There’s a fish that lives inside my head,
The bigger he grows the more he gets fed.
And when anglers come to take a look,
They dangle their worms on a fishing hook.
Or they toss him bits and bites of bread,
Which makes him grow and expands my head.
And he longs to swim with fish in the sea,
But here he remains stuck inside of me.
But now he’s grown too big today,
And there’s enough to be a filet.
Cutting him down makes him easier to swallow,
But like a puffer fish they’ll find him hollow.
Now where there once floundered a whale,
Is left a little minnow to grab by the tail.
RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY
fish, fun, funny, nonsense,
Memphis the fish wanted to be a whale
Went to theater to see Luis Buñuel
He married Juan Simón's daughter
Invited Harry Potter
All went to Hogwarts to eat sleep and swell
Well oh well, can you imagine this
This old duffer is a master of the kiss
Many years experience
Made me quite fastidious
World renowned for my wet fish kiss
humorous, valentines day, valentines day,
This Valentine's Day I shall send
To my boyfriend so not to offend.
Even though I am fond,
If he does not respond,
No worries. He's got a best friend.
animals, funny, nature, on work and working
Time when jellyfish
Cover beaches in
Count the numbers
In blue ballpoint
Mark the map
Sand and guts
Dropped the clipboard.
Clings to the page.
Telephone the department
Need another day
To get the numbers
Info lost in kidney juice.
“Got to do it now”
Tide comes in, already
harmonica squawks echo.