Funny Poems About Flamingo or Flamingo Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by Bonnie Cuber |
Categories: humorous,

The Happy Flamingo

I gave my pink feathers a good old shake, and
Combed my hair with a short plastic rake
I picked up a cake mix I was going to make
Stirred it up, and put it in the oven to bake
Today I was going to my Silver Sisters
And I hoped we’d play twister
But I wanted to look my best, so
I went to the closet and took out a purple vest
I looked in the mirror to get a good view
Decided my lipstick was not the right hue
What color to use, I hadn’t a clue
I decided pink earrings would have to do
Oh, my earrings
They bobble
Whenever I hobbled
So, I stood on one leg
And called my friend Peg
We went to the meeting together

BJ Cuber

Poem Details | by Lin Lane |
Categories: humor,

Soozie, the Flamingo Floozie

She was dressed like a flamingo floozie
Her big boobs and booty ~ what a doozie!
Wearing a shade of pink
She flirted with a wink
I ran away from Wicked Witch, Soozie

Soozie was once a he-man. Way back when
Turned into a Barbie doll... do ya Ken?
Overdid the implants
Axed the bulge in her pants
I heard tell her name used to be Big Ben

*Finding a balance between writing humor and serious poetry. 
I try but will never be as well-rounded as Soozie... Thank Goodness!